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Toxic Diamond said
might be in the Navy still, but I definitely will if I am not.

why would you military

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LegendBegins said
Fiiiiine. Btw, join Legend Coorporations in ten years if the rapture hasn't happened.

i forget what were the countries we decided on? I think i gave you antarctica for something but idr

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Toxic Diamond said
well, when the apostles can be resurrected that is kinda hard to measure.* throws logic out the window,*

you have summed up literally all of the abrahamics in one action statement :p

LegendBegins said
No. In the lifetime of the generation that saw the reestablishment of Israel; I literally just read an article. Now butt out before it progresses. And he fulfilled the law, so yours is. I've toyed with the though. =PBecause colon P looks stupid.

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“For the Son of Man is going to come in the glory of His Father with His angels, and will then repay every man according to his deeds. Truly I say to you, there are some of those who are standing here who will not taste death until they see the Son of Man coming in His kingdom.“ (Matthew 16: 27, 28)
“Behold, I have told you in advance. So if they say to you, ‘Behold, He is in the wilderness,’ do not go out, or, ‘Behold, He is in the inner rooms,’ do not believe them. For just as the lightning comes from the east and flashes even to the west, so will the coming of the Son of Man be. Wherever the corpse is, there the vultures will gather.

But immediately after the tribulation of those days the sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light, and the stars will fall from the sky, and the powers of the heavens will be shaken. And then the sign of the Son of Man will appear in the sky, and then all the tribes of the earth will mourn, and they will see the Son of Man coming on the clouds of the sky with power and great glory. And He will send forth His angels with a great trumpet and they will gather together His elect from the four winds, from one end of the sky to the other.

Now learn the parable from the fig tree: when its branch has already become tender and puts forth its leaves, you know that summer is near; so, you too, when you see all these things, recognize that He is near, right at the door. Truly I say to you, this generation will not pass away until all these things take place.“ (Matthew 24: 25-34)

“Then they will see the Son of Man coming in clouds with great power and glory. And then He will send forth the angels, and will gather together His elect from the four winds, from the farthest end of the earth to the farthest end of heaven. Now learn the parable from the fig tree: when its branch has already become tender and puts forth its leaves, you know that summer is near. Even so, you too, when you see these things happening, recognize that He is near, right at the door. Truly I say to you, this generation will not pass away until all these things take place…“ (Mark 13:26-30)

“Then they will see the Son of Man coming in a cloud with power and great glory. But when these things begin to take place, straighten up and lift up your heads, because your redemption is drawing near. Then He told them a parable: Behold the fig tree and all the trees; as soon as they put forth leaves, you see it and know for yourselves that summer is now near. So you also, when you see these things happening, recognize that the kingdom of God is near. Truly I say to you, this generation will not pass away until all things take place.“ (Luke 21:27-32)

In these passages Jesus is explicit about his return. He said that he would return riding the clouds with angels to judge the world and that with the sound of a trumpet he would send his angels to gather his chosen ones from the Earth. This would be no secret, invisible or “spiritual” event. Instead, the whole world would see him in the sky just the whole world sees the light of the sun. This was to happen some time during the generation of those to whom he was speaking. To make it clear to his listeners that this event would not be in the distant future, he told them that some of them who were there listening to him would still be alive to see it.

“But Jesus kept silent and the high priest said to Him, “I adjure you by the living God, that you tell us whether you are the Christ, the Son of God.” Jesus said to him, “You have said it yourself; nevertheless I tell you, hereafter you will see the Son of Man sitting at the right hand of power, and coming on the clouds of heaven.“” (Matthew 26: 63, 64)

the whole "the stars will fall from the sky" pretty much sums up why biblical accounts are bs

which is why homosexuality is okay :p

damn right you have :p

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Toxic Diamond said
well, everyone now knows Dark is the antichrist, three thosand year argument over.

i thought that was obvious

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LegendBegins said
The Apocolypse Trigger?

mhm

LegendBegins said
It used to be =P

bleh
jesus was a jew your argument is invalid

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Nimda said
That'll actually be a perfect lead in for the Antichrist. Children all around the world will disappear, along with every believer, and most likely will be blameg on aliens. That provides the perfect setup I being him into control. "I'll find where your families and children went, if you put me in charge." Now the big question is... Who's going? I've got a ticket.

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and children have os so they're stuck here with the rest of us.

Toxic Diamond said
I say Hillary Clinton... If it's in our lifetime that is.wait, but they would have to be from the middle east... damn... next time Clinton, next time.

hilary is more misguided and selfish than legit best messiah material

Toxic Diamond said
I know, in theory, but in practice it's hard to blieve

don't bother with pascal's wager.
too stupid an idea

Nimda said
Well I meant in the rapture, but Hillary has been reported by some to have some mental issues, so I think she's going to crash and burn before anything can happen.

you know that the bible explicitly states that the rapture was supposed to happen in the lifetimes of the apostles right

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Nimda said
They already want to. Countries seem to ignore the fact that Isreal is a total boss and will crush any enemy with divine support.

implying that judaism is the true religion :p

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Toxic Diamond said
what if the apocalypse comes in the form of the next ice age?

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Heroic said
Did they read you your Miranda Rights when you were born?

now totally doing that if i have kids
also it is now canon ic

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Nimda said
That's exactly what got thrown back in my face.

hence why like 5/6 times i said with an outside adult in on it too
i suggest a school counselor or psychologist if you have one