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7 yrs ago
I like how it's an option to pm yourself.
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7 yrs ago
I need a vacation...
7 yrs ago
Is this just the week of weirdness? Or is it just me?
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7 yrs ago
My dog died.
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7 yrs ago
*Turns with uninterested look* Just give them what they want, they're like Slaanesh. They'll get bored with it quick.

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When an angel falls, they go to Earth, or straight to Hell. When a human falls, they eventually
end up here, or they catch themselves in time to start climbing again. But what happens when a demon or devil
falls? They go to the deepest, darkest pit in Hell, never seen again. Then were do they go when they hit rock bottom?
As the humans say, no where left to go but up.





Welcome to the Seven Deadly Sins; no where left but up Discussion thread. This Rp is set in the modern day, where the embodiment of the sins must survive and live amoungst humans, who think they don't exist(and if they do, they'd hunt the sins down), while satisfying their vice. The reason for them being here is that they've lost all respect, all recognition, everything they had with the demons and devils of hell. Now they come up, from one of the most Sinful places on earth, and create their lives anew, while hiding what they are from humans.

Any questions whilst I get to work?
@Lord Zee

Where you wrote the Rift, you mean the Teeth of madness, don't you?
The rift is like a hermione-gringer bag the mountains hold the entrance to.
Just getting two cents in.
@Lord Zee

Deruga knew he was cornered, and the Devil caught his bluff. The mimics would serve no one other than Dirka, and death was disintegration for them. But the Devil was wrong about one thing; there was another two options. One: he could run using a portal and most of his strength, or Two: Pray to his lady. Would she hear? Possibly not, but it was a chance he was willing to take. To by him some time, he said this: "Hold on Devil, demon, whatever, I must meditate on this. No big decision is made by a sorcerer this quickly. Five minutes is all I should need." and he turned around a plopped down cross-legged. In his mind, he did what was needed. My lady, I require aid! Send me strength, ooooo or maybe a dragon? Anything's good right now. He waited, and waited, then he heard it.

...you always do it during something important. A Dragon? No. How about someone you've forgotten, ...

Deruga immediately quite meditating with a confused look. "Someone I forgot? Who in the-" A portal opened and two crystal golems walked out, as well as Rescoreje. He grinned cruelly, then chanted a quick verse, and a sheild appeared between him, Deruga, the mimics and golems on one side and Anu's Devil and Demons on the other. The Golems then grabbed Deruga and they and the Mimics ran for the portal. "Sorry, DEMONESS, but he is off limits! Any other Magician, but this one is off the menu! BWAHHAHHAHAA!" and the portal closed behind them, leaving the Demons and Devil alone.




Deruga was resisting against the golems, but to no avail. "Thanks, but I need to finish my mission! Let me go!" Rescoreje drank from a mana pool, then stood up and rolled his eyes. "Relax, your conductor will allow you to go soon, but first I fix what damage you caused." and he went into the main garden where Dragon corpses lay as well as one with the sin curse. "And don't interrupt." and the gate slammed behind him.
@Duoya@Rune_Alchemist

Dirka was smiling throughout the entire event. She loved seeing Hayim. When he talked about seeing Iva, and saw the pictures, she instantly knew what was happening. She sighed, then re asserted herself. "Oay, little bloom, how would you like to get there? A flying Hare? Or a slithering snare?" Then she faked gasped. "How about we go through one of my portalsThat's what she said to Iva's Library!" She waved her hands and said a word only magicians knew and a portal opened. She slumped slightly, then held her hand out to Hayim. "Let us play with, my flower, with our brother's bower!" She laughed madly at that while waiting for Hayim's response.




Terzotz finally got some peace and damned quiet. No Wisps singing, no demigods whining, and no golems rumbling. He was so close to falling asleep. His eyes drooped lower and lower, so close to being closed. Right before they closed, it was all ruined. A golem had fallen of a floating mountain and shattered. It's head and limbs clawed and wiggled towards each other, and started slinking away like a slug.
He really wished the mistress got back already.
@Lord Zee

Deruga and the mimics stopped their insanity temporarily to listen and watch. When the demoness came, Deruga seemed to straighten and hiss. "I have come by my ladies order. I hunt a member of the band that has joined another, and taking the tenor's instrument. I hoped your friend here would be more civilized than myself, but apparently not. Plus, I did not know that was punishment. But a deal could be made, as you are a demon, the best dealers on earth. Tell me if he has trversed through here, and I and my ladies beasts will leave promptly to the closest border. Don't, and then this mindlessness will continue till I join my lady and you join yours. Deal?" He said threateningly. He knew after that last spell, he'd need to get energy from something other than his potion, and use spells that wouldn't create, but he could last enough to piss off the goddess of Devilry. But would his lady approve?

...probably not...




Terzotz was resting in the Rift near a fire spring, Rescoreje pacing in front of him. He had only one orb for an eye open, peering into the molecular structure of the demigod, simply to make the situation more entertaining. Rescoreje broke a rock, then punched a Leechbark Birch, which sapped energy from him when he did. "That wasn't very smart." Rescoreje looked at him with a murderous gaze. "Shuttin' up" And he settled back into the most relaxed he could whilst near the youth. "She's always babying me! Why can't I be on my own, huh? I can beat any god with my eyes closed!" Terzotz snickered."There's the mortal arrogance. If you beat a god, the only god it would be is Hayim, if you're lucky. Your supposedly 'over protective' mother would save your ass before the god in question did more than scratch you.and for good reason." Rescoreje threw a rock at him, which consequently bounced off and hit him back in the gut. "My mother IS overprotective. Tell me one reason why I need to stay here in her hidey-hole?" Terzotz got up with a roll of his eyes. "Well, how about the fact you are a very large bargaining chip. If a god wanted to control your mother, all they had to do was capture and threaten to kill you should she disobey or attempt to rescue you. You are also one of the, if not the only living demigod in existence. You have a small section of the power of a god, a mortal soul, and the free will of a mortal. Any god would love to collect you, as a trophy. Many would snap their fingers and you'd be a puddle of orange juice on the floor. Any arguments now?" Rescoreje sat and pouted, glaring at the black dragon with his arms crossed.
"You're a dumb lizard."
2 hours later
"MOTHER DAMN YOU, YOU FAT FLYING IGUANA! YOU HEAR ME?!" He was hanging from a vine from the Rift's floating mountains.
@Lord Zee

The mimics began their defense. With the power of any known beast, they could hold off many creatures of divine origin, but four against an unknown number was a tied fight. But Deruga immediately started his chant once the demons attacked.

Sin here,
Devil there,
Numbers sheer,
and wizard's snare,

Send the mini devils,
with low mental levels,
back to the primordial soup,
from whence they scoop!


He immediately felt drained, but he had plenty for the spell. The closest devils, except the black one, were all starting to fall apart, for their cells no longer joined into one organism. Now they were puddles of devil amoebas. The mimics were cut and bleeding, but nothing fatal. Then, the main one started to laugh. It eventually doubled over from the exertion. The other mimics soon joined one after the other. Deruga was drinking something out of a gourd when he noticed. "What the blue shade of the mistress's rear end are you four laughing at?! We are here to find the guy that pissed her off! Guys! Come on!" Then he noticed the black devil. He immediately got a more blusterous stance. "Look at how effortlessly I defeated your paltry force! Now, are you ready to make a deal?"
I finished the last show for a haunted house I was working at night yesterday.

On the first show, I made a kid pee his pants and an adult fall on his rear.

I am not happy about the piss part, because it made my section smell for the next two shows.
@Lord Zee

Deruga and the mimics weren't surprised. The mimics went to their true forms and Deruga shed his cloak. The mimics kept him behind them so he could cast without interruption. With his eyes glowing, he cackled. "I am Deruga, a sorcerer from the Teeth of Madness! Hu ha ha he hah! Tell me, has a dark magician crossed these sands? Tell me, and I will point you towards a better meal, and I won't have to kill you!" He and the mimics laughed, then waited for the demons response.




Dirka was disappointed she couldn't find Somler. Maybe he lost himself to himself? It wasn't impossible. He was one of her favorites. She sighed, then trudged to a portal.
When she was back in her garden, her son had come back with a cursed man. She smiled that he was successful, but was still sad. Rescoreje looked confused, but simply asked this instead; "Can I go back to my going into madness in a dark cave now?" She looked at him with a sad look. "What? So your poor mother can go sane with worry? No, I think it's best if you stay here for now." Then she perked up at a thought. "I know! I can visit Hayim! Let's see where is he at?" She swiped her hand over a mana pool and an image of Tabrasa appeared. A blue dot showed where the gods were on it, and a dot above if they were in another realm. She saw where he was and opened a portal immediately.



@Duoya
She stumbled out of the portal, for it opened two feet higher than she thought. She landed in a very uncomfortable position. "Ow, that hurt." She then got up and cleaned herself of. When she looked, she saw Hayim talking to one of Iva's messengers. Then she saw all the little plants around him. "Da' 50 shades of purple is going on here? Hayim, why are you trying to play with a messenger bird? Tweet tweet?"



@A Lowly Wretch@ReusableSword
A portal opened behind them and a crystal sentry walked out. It went up to the two gods and dropped a scroll at their feet. It then waved and smashed itself in the head with a rock before going back through the portal which closed behind him.

@soren
Okay, I'll get to work on another tonight.
@Lmpkio

Terzotz is happy being a dragon who lives in the Rift, and having to do absolutely nothing but do what his master says.
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