Dervish

Mass Effect: Borealis

@Dervish

Omg.How dare.

You are meant to write balls. You botched the joke!

@Hellis

She also botched the hand job, but you don't see me complaining.

Mass Effect: Borealis

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Talk to your Co-GM... Heeheee.

@Fallenreaper

Oh, I read that acronym wrong.

I was like Cards Against Humanity wuuut.

And then I remember the hero thingy that Trickster said Hellis is now joining.

Lame.

It's coo. I just went down 3 rp's. I got the time, grit, skill, juggling mechanics down.

Also. I really wanted to play satan The Broker

@Hellis

Yer mum has hardcore juggling mechanics. With dicks. <3

Mass Effect: Borealis

@FallenreaperSkeptical glaare.

The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed)

@gcold Rozey and I are doing half decently as you noticed when you dropped into the collab. Not sure how much more we have to do, but I don't know what her schedule's like other than she's 7 hours ahead of me.

Mass Effect: Borealis

Now showing;

Fayette Station DOublecross.

Enjoy the backstabbing.

@Hellis

I diiid.

Also, I wanted to giggle at "krogan thumper", because I was thinking of Tonka being adorable like in Bambi saying, "You can call me Thumper if you wanna."

Shut up. It's early.

Put a Kasyra post up to wrap up the warehouse well and truly. I have more in the works to catch her up, but given that I will be very busy tomorrow and I'm lagging behind at the moment I thought I'd post what I have.

@Sundered Echo

It was great man! I know you've been having a rough go lately but you got something done off your list! Much success, many post, wow.

The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed)

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Come at me bruh

I guarantee my hair gel's better

Don't even need a comb

@Frizan

Skinhead confirmed.

The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed)

@Dervish

Two-Handed? Man, you must be struggling if you need to use 'em both. Still, it's a better book than Fifty Shades of Grey. Anything is a better book than that. My Immortal would make a better book than that.

@MiddleEarthRoze

I really hope the whole Fifty Shades garbage is on it's way out of public consciousness because good lord, that shit is awful and suuuper creepy. It's like cult indoctrination 101.

The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed)

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Reminds me of a certain book in the TES universe that we all know and love.

@MiddleEarthRoze

There is legit a mod that makes you level up your One Handed and Two Handed skills for reading both volumes of the Lusty Argonian Maid.

The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed)

@Dervish

erm excuse you

Rhasha's stick is bigger, and I'm certain he knows how to use it better.
It's end is also far more dangerous, and chicks love danger.

_{omg the innuendos}

@MiddleEarthRoze

Now now, the combat dance isn't just about thrustin' the stick. It's about knowing how to move it around, just right.

Huehuehue.

The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed)

@MacabreFox

Ehehehehehehehehehehhehehe. He's not going to let Do'Karth steal away his beloved new friend. XD
And yes, twas but a brief stint of contemplating eloping to the arctic circle where exams couldn't hurt my brain. But then I remembered there was no wi-fi, which meant no you guys, aND I'D SOONER SELL MY SOUL THAN LEAVE THIS ROLEPLAY
THERE ARE BATTLES TO BE WON
KAMAL TO KILL
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, SHIPS TO SAIL
_{or sink, depending on which ones}

@MiddleEarthRoze

Clearly, Do'Karth wields the better stick, my friend.

With Do'Karth, it is warm sands, all day.