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  • Old Guild Username: Dervish
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
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    1. Dervish 12 yrs ago
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5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Bio



Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


Most Recent Posts

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He totally could have! *serious thinking face* it could be canon now x')

And whenever they get back to Dawnstar, Dervs and I are planning on DK vs Leif (aka Gaston) duke it out. Unless things go unaccording to assumed plans.

Also, @gcold kinda an ominous ending there to the first half, especially with the hissing. It made me remember that Leif still has the snake charmer's journal




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My country's biggest telecom provider. Managed to reply to the collab!


Well congratulations! Sounds like it'll be a great gig. :D My friend's mom was a manager for one of the big companies in Canada and she had some pretty awesome perks.

I will reply after work!
@Dervish Yup, AA. That free drink on Rykarn's tab is never getting claimed now.


get your characters affairs in order before meeting A&A at the Met. then MrD will handle the next proper update post, where Aegon introduces Katabasis to their new home away from home.

It's all happening now!


Oh shit.

Alcoholics Anonymous.

This was a ruse.

then MrD will handle the next proper update post, where Aegon introduces Katabasis to their new home away from home.



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Don't have time myself, I'm afraid. New job (again). I'll try to start tomorrow.


I know that feeling. Best of luck! What's earned the employment of Hank, might I ask?
I'll have the ship mission starting to wrap up soon, probably with the Hank collab.
We're all waiting on a GM post to move forward. Well at least a bunch of us from the Discord chat are. Trust me. I wish to post as well, but it would just be Alria ducking, covering, and saying "holy crap. That was a big explosion."


Speaking of Discord, sorry I haven't been around much gang! The game's kept me from being online much, along with my stupid work schedule. >.>
@Hank Care to start us off, friend? I will make time tomorrow evening!
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CURSES. And I can't even deny it, because you have control of my true name!


The one who controls the Spice controls the universe
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Sorry, sorry! We had a killer storm today so my router's been kaput for most of it. I tried tapping a post out on my phone but it was... not great. Tomorrow or my name isn't Jenno Jennofski.


Your name is actually Geno Jennifer.

You cannot fool me.

"RYKARN, FOLLOW MY VOICE! ALSO, TALK TO ME!"

"Rykarn, we're over here!"


Like a decidedly fatalistic game of Marco Polo, the intermittent flickering of the IFF signals and volumetric dust played hell with visual contact, leading Rykarn towards the sounds of Salissa and Partinaxs’ voices on one end and the unintelligible utterances of the Husks behind him. Everything bloody well ached, between the concussive forces of the blast and the countless dozens of claws that had tried to pry through his now battered armour, the krogan was rather looking forward to sitting down and drinking when this was all over.

After fending off a few more Husks with ferocious backhands and liberal use of his shotgun, the krogan soon heard the staccato of gunfire and the flashing of omni-blades through the dust, his comrades having reached him. At least they’d stayed the hell back when he set off the charges; it would be clean-up duty and containing what was left. When he caught sight of the cybernetic woman, Rykarn shook his head.

”You’re louder than the explosion, but thanks. Didn’t want to walk back alone with an entourage of monsters.” he watched as the turian Specter cut down yet another Husk with an incandescent orange blade. He looked about as good as Rykarn felt, he decided. With the krogan secure, Partinax ordered a retreat back to the line. Looking the Spectre over and offering an agreeable nod, he made an understated observation.

”You look like shit.” Rykarn said, his helmet concealing his grin. He followed Partinax back towards the firing line, turning on occasion to take a few more shots at trailing Husks, the shotgun doing gruesome work against the unarmoured Husks. Vella had apparently joined the rescue effort, and Rykarn was surprised to find that she didn’t show up on his HUD. His omnitool must have taken a hit.

"That was stupid!" The asari exclaimed. It was something Rykarn was far too accustomed to hearing from just about every outfit he’d worked for, save for the Blood Pack. Turns out when you get a bunch of krogan leading a bunch of vorcha and don’t give a shit about collateral damage, you get used to doing things that make even turians have second thoughts. Krogan were nothing if not pragmatic; if it fixes your problem but kills a bunch of your enemy, then it would be stupider not to do it. It`s not like he was on the bill for fixing the damn metro.

What Rykarn wasn`t ready for was the asari`s follow-up statement.

"You should totally teach me sometime!" she exclaimed, perhaps far too cheerfully.

The krogan grunted, tossing a grenade behind him. It detonated, silencing several shrieking vocals behind the group.

”Spend your next leave on Tuchanka and pick a fight with everyone you see. You’ll learn fast enough.” he said, continuing his stride back towards the others. Back in formation, it was a lot easier to stand their ground now that the source of Husks was restricted. There were still more than anyone could count and the dust destroyed line of sight, but it was starting to feel more like a fight they might win. His commander might give him crap for breaking the line, but he wasn’t about to make excuses. London wasn’t currently being overrun by Husks and they weren’t all torn into hundreds of bloody ribbons. End of the day, that’s what bloody mattered.
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