Dinh AaronMk

The Cul-de-sac

Philosophy's defining feature is there is no defining answer. Philosophy can only take you to the end of the Cul-de-sac. It can help you understand the cul-de-sac, but that's about as far as our little monkey brains can go. Once you reach the end, that's it. You'r done. There's no more thinking you can do. It's time to sit back, relax, and get inspired to live each moment bolder and louder with an ice cold Pepsi.

[operatic music as I lay naked in the bathtub, washing myself with Pepsi.]

It's fucking 2018 man.

What about....

@gorgenmast

There is penis, there is vagine.

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Why the heck did I sub to this thread?

@Quote5

Because the fierce catmen don't want you to know.

But I do. I do, my friend.

>Be a gentleman

Ask a huggable lad; a buggable pad

What about....

... the mouthfeel?

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Every moment you stare blindly into Spam you grow weaker. And every time I squat in the bush I grow stronger.

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Alright, thanks for the heads up.

@Quote5

Please do not talk back to the Cat Aficionado. You have been warned. Next time you will be banned.

>Be a gentleman

>Be a gentleman of certain repute
>In an online community operated by certain cat aficionado
>TheIlluminatiGuildWatches.bmp
"That term doesn't mean what you think it means."
>

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The governing council of the Illuminati Guild would also like to add there are certain aficionados on this site whom you should not talk ill about because the room totally does not go quiet when he or she enters.

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While you retain the right to discuss anything you want to anyone you will, I wish to make it known to the mass public that the authorities of the Illuminati Guild has legislated and passed binding rules that anything you say to anyone about the Illuminati Guild can and will be held against you by the cat aficionados of the Illuminati Guild. We wish to reassure you that we are not removing your right to speech, but that it might be used to reinforce scorn for you. If you feel you have been wronged, you may appeal to the proper authorities though, they may chose to ignore you.

Thank you, and have a great day.