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“Oh, so heartless, Marzia. Try not to kill anyone, yeah? All things considered, they're just the police force,” Zeal said, even though a police force that shoots without warning sounds rather suspicious. But really, he didn't want to give TOO much reason for Academy City to want to hunt them down and destroy them. Really, he felt like a criminal in this situation, despite his 'knightly' actions, and simply sighed as his partner did her thing and promptly set the whole first floor ablaze. Interestingly enough, Zeal had expect it to be more of a spontaneous combustion type of spell, where human 'sinners' were set ablaze. But this was fine too. Slipping out and hiding behind a support beam, Zeal did his best to ignore the blazing bodies outside and instead focused on the vehicles. It was a shame that all the power armors nearby was reduced into a melted slab of synthetic materials, but whatever. Now that he could see the situation, that of an encirclement of Anti-Skill vehicles and the glint of snipers from away, he could counter it. Bringing out that stale piece of bread once more, he took a bite of it as an offering, redirected the backlash onto the door of the military vehicle, and then cast another blessing upon himself, this time making him appear as one of the Anti-Skill.

With that, he made a break for truck with the disintegrated door, and jumped in. The key was already in the ignition, and with a quick twist of his wrist, the engine of that vehicle roared to life. A stomp on the acceleration pedal sent that truck wheeling towards the entrance of the prison.

”Get in, yeah? I want to get to a safe spot before they start sending in Terminators after us.”
To be fair...Berg Katze wanted violence started by others, while BB wants sex, regardless of who does it. Those are two distinct things.

Ignoring a pervert on a train, for example, doesn't make him go away.
Just note that there's no such thing as them reloading. As in, if you have a gun, it doesn't need ammo. Instead, you press the trigger, the bullet comes out, and then it goes on cooldown, usually with a circular timer to tell you when it can be used again. So you don't actually reload physically.
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Out of curiousity, would the magic girls live in the same house like some pro esports peeps, or would they be more of a sports team in which they all live in separate houses?


Age: 19
Gender: Male
Personality: Katsuo Kasane, first and foremost, a very adaptable person, not passive, but capable of going along with any kind of situation, regardless of how farfetched or odd it may be. A person with a low level of academic intelligence and a high level of social intelligence, he's a master of kissing someone else's ass until he gets what he wants and has made the process of apologizing an art form. He doesn't just go with the flow, he rides it on a surfboard with rocketboosters made of gold, breaking the sound barrier as he cruises along the storm. And when he actually knows what he wants, he'll bend over backwards to get it, even though that's anatomically impossible without proper training. A stubborn tiger and a social dragon, Katsuo is capable of acting in a number of manners, but ultimately avoids lying as much as possible. Because while he's alright with manipulating the perception of those around him, he's been brought up in an ethical enough environment that he knows that lying is bad.

Bio: The eldest son of the Kasane family. Katsuo was raised by a single mom who often stayed out late at night, either partying or working. Gaining a sense of responsbility rather early in life, as well as the ability to take the 'unordinary' as ordinary, he was a boy who was totally fine with having multiple daddies or big brothers growing up. From the many flashily dressed men who came into the Kasane household, Katsuo learned how to play cards, gamble, cook food that went well with alcohol, swear in Chinese and English, as well as sing a variety of inappropriate songs. For some reason, despite all those bad influences, he was never really a bad kid growing up. He did reasonably alright in elementary school and had lots of friends. His little sister was well taken care of by him, and Katsuo knew enough to remove her diapers when she pooped and feed her formula milk when she was hungry.

It was basically the life of a dependable older brother, a cheeky little sister, a bachelorette of a mother, and tens of new boyfriends every year. An odd living situation, but one that he was accustom to. In high school, he picked up the habit of smoking from his upperclassmen, and became what some people could consider the ultimate gopher. With a smile, he would serve the whims of his senpai while they brought him to parties and restaurants in exchange. And in just one year, he had become best friends with some of the most influential students at school. It was an amazing achievement, all things considered. On the other hand, his grades weren't quite as marvelous. He may have been in the top percentile in terms of popularity, but he was in the bottom percentile in marks. With such terribad grades, he couldn't even graduate, and thus, right before he dropped out of school, he made some bullshit tragic excuse about his family having financial problems, prompting him to go get a job to support his little sister, his mother, and his soon-to-be little brother. While his kouhai and classmates cried, he left, on a crisp autumn day.

His little brother, Kichirou Kasane, was born in summer, right as the whole magical girl urban myth began to take off. Though Katsuo originally disregarded those tales, things changed when his sister came back home one night, with heterochromatic eyes, an embarrassingly revealing witch outfit, and a spear. Things got weird then, with a little sister who could probably decimate the whole block if she tried.

Luckily, she was also raised up to be an ethical person, and thus, while Katsuo looked for a job, his sister began to make a name for herself in the Mahou Shoujo League as an unbeatable monster, bringing in loads of cash. They moved into a bigger house, could buy anything they wanted, lived a life of utter luxury and then, promptly, she retired from being a profesional magical girl.

His mother, it appeared, wanted his sister to focus on her grades instead of fighting other girls her age.

So, to keep the rich lifestyle they had, his little sister pulled some strings and eventually made Katsuo one of the recommended candidates for a new position as a manager of a mahou shoujo team in the MSL. He wasn't exactly pleased with it at first, of course, but when the salary was mentioned?

Katsuo could finally move out of his mom's basement!

Other: Katsuo Kasane has a sister, Kaoru Kasane (featured beside him in the pic). A retired magical girl who boasted a 37 match win streak in her prime, with the rather overexaggerating title as 'Almighty God Othinus', she's now his advisor of sorts for all things magic related.
Though a former smoker, Katsuo has now switched to lolipops in consideration to his new job. The switch was easier than expected, though he suspects that Kaoru had a hand in that.
Before landing a job as the manager for a magical girl team, Katsuo was a popular sports blogger. After he got the job though, all his followers unsubscribed because they thought he was a pedophile creeper who liked to watch young girls do their stretches in embarrassing positions while sweating lewdly.
Katsuo's speciality dish is the Kasane Katsudon.
Sure. Sure she is.

By the way, is there a way to report a thread or something? That Casuals thread is sorta funny, but at the same time.....
FUCK DAT.

EAT FIST!
And Asia land is Vacuos, right?
The better question is...WHERE IS ANTARCTICA?
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