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Now? My trust levels with you are in the negatives.

Then again, it seems like most people here are either dead or disappeared.
Can you actually stay active for more than a week?
Now stop trashtalking someone else's comp and get that Bio done, Anderiel.
Like hell I'd join that group. Who'd want to be in the same group as you, Asuras?
Just saying. But check your PMs, Descartes.
As the scenery changed, reverting back to what it once had been before the arrival of Delphia and the scientist, Averus sighed slightly as he could hear the sounds of pedestrian NPCs and champions mingling once more. They were on the outskirts of Titan, a tourist attraction due to being a mirror of Mount Fuji, one of the landmarks of Japan. If Delphia was to experience a bunch of things there, that should be a suitable place for it. He could already see a few faces that he recognized from within the crowd. The Unkillable Demon King, the Psycho-Turtle, and even that Wandering Coffin. A colorful day, indeed.

Surprised as to Ulysses rejecting his request, even though the champion (unless he had a severely dysfunctional memory) should already understand what exactly Averus's measurement-taking was about, the Archivor sighed in a long, depressing way. Really, he should just throw Ulysses back into the respawn point or something, but they were in a town. Assault on another champion would bring annoying legal fees, even if death didn't actually do anything to them. Interestingly enough, the Fire Titan never actually ASKED Delphia whether she wanted to be lifted up the first place, and he was just about to bring up that point...until Ulysses decided that it was a smart idea to take his gun out and blast a hole through the building so he could walk out. Though Averus could quite casually just calculate the trajectories of the debris and dodge them all, he WAS quite tempted to take more hits than necessary and see if he could also smack a few assault charges on Ulysses.

Nevertheless, the titan was but a child compared to Averus. The Archivor stored away his thoughts of eliminating this bothersome champion, and instead opted to take a deep, mind-clearing breath after the dust has settled.

At least one bonus was that Delphia was finally developing a sense of fear or disgust towards that juggernaut, and, in what could be considered the first active decision in her tenure at Agar Mythos, the 'progam' hopped off his mechanical shoulders and engrossed herself with...a bug, instead. Funny little thing, she was. Might as well get to some teaching then. As the sirens of the police were heard, shortly before the police arrived, with Ulysses taking off his armor and Beringer trying to placate the worries of the police, Averus chose to approach Dephia.

Coughing to get her attention, the 'elder' of Agar Mythos said, “Well, Delphia, here's your first lesson. If you engage in damaging property, regardless of how sneakily you do it, the police will come and find you. While I doubt this would be worrisome for a champion who's not owned by a company with a reputation, the punishments are quite annoying. Now, what you see Beringer, the masked man, doing is called 'bribing'. Well, that might not be the most accurate term, but as you can see, he is immediately choosing to pay off the fine that's associated with what had just happened, as well as offering a 'bonus' for the police to deal with it themselves. In this manner, I believe that he would be wishing for this incident to be kept off the records of all of us.”

“Which reminds me, I believe that the current 'convention' for charges regarding property damage is that, for the first three incidents, you are fined a hefty sum, and after you've repeatedly committed the same offense, you'll be placed in suspended animation in one of their confinement centers. Annoying really, but surprisingly enough, somewhat comfortable.”
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Is reading Introspection not your forte, Descartes? :<
Ba-bumpios
Roll call so soon, Asuras?

Waiting on dat Delphia kuudereness
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