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Once, for my sister's birthday, my father got her a dog and didn't warn anyone. I used to enter my house from the side by going through the fence and entering through the door that led into the garage.

So one day, I arrive home from school like any other day and I open up the gate in the fence to step into my, 100% safe, backyard. Then, I nearly shit myself when I see a pitbull charging at me at full speed.

I'm not sure how I managed to reason this, but instead of running, I immediately shut the gate behind me in an effort to contain my aggressor. I was then assaulted by dirty paws and a wet tongue and lot of tail wagging.

I called my father afterwards and he freaked out thinking I freaked out and had let the dog out, but I assured him I didn't. To be fair, he picked a good one. He was actually very well behaved (I believe he had been a rescue) and besides being super excited to see a new face, was never aggressive or dangerous or generally disrespectful to the objects in the house.

Kalihi is still alive to this day, last I checked. He's now an old, tired family dog.

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@Gunther Oh... yes. A deception. Like... drawing attention to the not undercover cat, in an effort to distract from the fact that you're not actually... retired.

OT: I do not own a magnifying glass or a silly hat.

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Well, my title says I'm not so I can't be, right? I'M INNOCENT OFFICER! D:

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I don't know how I missed that. I am so sorry for the misunderstanding. Carry on.

OT: I no longer suspect anything is amiss.

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I'd suspect I may be an undercover cat without my knowledge if not for my appalling lack of balance and agility.

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...That's what an undercover cat would say.

OT: I suspect @Maybee is an undercover cat without their knowledge.

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I dislike peanut butter (by itself).