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3 mos ago
Hi. Someone needs to do something about the quality of the crayons at restaurants. The color doesn't even stick to the menu. How am I supposed to compete with a child with these?
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3 mos ago
A couple little birds have flown into my office and now they're having a dance party behind my desk.
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4 yrs ago
I dropped a clear thumbtack on the floor and now my carpet is holding me hostage.
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6 yrs ago
bbcode and I about to throw hands.
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8 yrs ago
Mahz mentioned me. I can die now.
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 | The summertime never last (Never last) 1-0-9 on the dash (On the dash) Sunshine hit my face (Hit my face) Put a nigga in his place (In his place) Wind blowin' through my hair (Through my air) Made me feel like I don't care (I don't care) Put my heart in a flask (Flask) Make my tears start to dust I just wanna be seen I just want you to, notice me Are you lookin' for me I just hope that you, notice me I just wanna be seen I just want you to, notice me Have you taken from me I just hope that you, notice me Ooh (Ooh), ah (Ooh hah) I think that I feel like it was the first day at school (School) Yeah (School, yeah) But [?] on, we don't be sayin', I had to ooh (Ooh), sup? (Ooh, sup?) I'm tryna slide in some DMs And I'm up like Tylenol PM (Do you remember how we would get up in the sunshine?) The summertime never last (Never last) 1-0-9 on the dash (On the dash) Sunshine hit my face (Hit my face) Put a nigga in his place (In his place) Wind blowin' through my hair (Through my air) Made me feel like I don't care (I don't care) Put my heart in a flask (Flask) Make my tears start to dust The grass is greener with you by my side (I want you by my side) I can't hear you, look me in my eyes (Notice me) I just wanna be seen I just want you to, notice me Are you lookin' for me I just hope that you, notice me I just wanna be seen I just want you to, notice me Have you taken from me I just hope that you, notice |
Once, for my sister's birthday, my father got her a dog and didn't warn anyone. I used to enter my house from the side by going through the fence and entering through the door that led into the garage.
So one day, I arrive home from school like any other day and I open up the gate in the fence to step into my, 100% safe, backyard. Then, I nearly shit myself when I see a pitbull charging at me at full speed.
I'm not sure how I managed to reason this, but instead of running, I immediately shut the gate behind me in an effort to contain my aggressor. I was then assaulted by dirty paws and a wet tongue and lot of tail wagging.
I called my father afterwards and he freaked out thinking I freaked out and had let the dog out, but I assured him I didn't. To be fair, he picked a good one. He was actually very well behaved (I believe he had been a rescue) and besides being super excited to see a new face, was never aggressive or dangerous or generally disrespectful to the objects in the house.
Kalihi is still alive to this day, last I checked. He's now an old, tired family dog.
So one day, I arrive home from school like any other day and I open up the gate in the fence to step into my, 100% safe, backyard. Then, I nearly shit myself when I see a pitbull charging at me at full speed.
I'm not sure how I managed to reason this, but instead of running, I immediately shut the gate behind me in an effort to contain my aggressor. I was then assaulted by dirty paws and a wet tongue and lot of tail wagging.
I called my father afterwards and he freaked out thinking I freaked out and had let the dog out, but I assured him I didn't. To be fair, he picked a good one. He was actually very well behaved (I believe he had been a rescue) and besides being super excited to see a new face, was never aggressive or dangerous or generally disrespectful to the objects in the house.
Kalihi is still alive to this day, last I checked. He's now an old, tired family dog.
Banned for still being 
Thanks for letting us know @Yankee. If this does get off the ground (we're just waiting on word from a person or two) feel free to enjoy the read and let us know if you end up changing your mind.
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@Gunther Oh... yes. A deception. Like... drawing attention to the not undercover cat, in an effort to distract from the fact that you're not actually... retired.
OT: I do not own a magnifying glass or a silly hat.
OT: I do not own a magnifying glass or a silly hat.
Well, my title says I'm not so I can't be, right? I'M INNOCENT OFFICER! D:
I don't know how I missed that. I am so sorry for the misunderstanding. Carry on.
OT: I no longer suspect anything is amiss.
I'd suspect I may be an undercover cat without my knowledge if not for my appalling lack of balance and agility.
...That's what an undercover cat would say.
OT: I suspect @Maybee is an undercover cat without their knowledge.
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