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7 days ago
Current Lots of ideas, voices in your head? You may not be schizo, just need to find a plot and start writing.
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10 days ago
Movie Studios don't use AI to generate scripts because they're not copywritable. My writing is mine, not the world's to play with.
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10 days ago
I've no idea what is meant by everyone being a "southern cowboy".
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28 days ago
I like that the Amish gives their kids a chance to decide if they want to stay in their parent's religion.
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2 mos ago
"Badgers?" he said, sweating as he heard gun hammers being cocked unseen behind him. "We ain’t got no badgers. We don’t need no badgers. I don’t have to show you any stinkin' badgers!"
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I am a seven-foot tall minecraft-playing hindu guru drag-queen alien.

Possessor of an Ancient Device™ Model 17. No, I don't know what it does. No, you can't play with it.

Pronouns: It. As in: "What is it? What does it want? Why is it here? Oh my god, it's got my... <insert random body part or object here>"

Likes: World Domination, Writing, Rpg, scifi/fantasy, anime, sketchup 3d models, and anime music videos.

Companions: a host of characters from other games, my personal muse Penny (as in Bad), and the Badger gang - Toothpick, Buttons, Shark, and Mongo. They grew up in the balcony of an old theatre that played a lot of gangster movies. Normally benign, but may invade the OOC forums.

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The bare self-quote, what a terrifying move


I'm on my phone, at the hospital - just visiting.
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The boom-boom room is typically the one next to the elevator or that noisy ice machine, ventilation system, etcetera. But as each room is essentially in its own dimension or bubble-universe and is tailored to its occupant, as I understand it, there really shouldn't be any bad rooms - unless we're waiting for the manager to come back to fix your room. Basically you're an emergency case who may have only been hurriedly vetted, found at a monster residence elsewhere and brought here by mistake. So your room is one belonging to a former occupant. Perhaps someone who liked a bit of noise and other uncomfortable surroundings.

And there's a danger room for one-on-one fighting and those needing containment.


Quick question. What would be considered the worst rooms in the whole complex? I'm talking cheapest in the house, dingy, no windows, underground, next to noisy or unpleasant utilities, etc. It would make sense for the Shoggoth and his 'pet' to be there.


The boom-boom room is typically the one next to the elevator or that noisy ice machine, ventilation system, etcetera. But as each room is essentially in its own dimension or bubble-universe and is tailored to its occupant, as I understand it, there really shouldn't be any bad rooms - unless we're waiting for the manager to come back to fix your room. Basically you're an emergency case who may have only been hurriedly vetted, found at a monster residence elsewhere and brought here by mistake. So your room is one belonging to a former occupant.

And there's a danger room for one-on-one fighting and those needing containment.
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Someone else made this mistake too, buuuuuut... Miyuki is not a priestess. Yumeiko is one though.


So, what is Miyuki's profession?
Ryū doesn't sound like she has a lot of room in her apartment to stretch out.

Qaymu's Resident list

Achieng Chima - Watumaji -Grad Student - 1-107.
Max - Human - Front Desk - 1-113.
Velvet Coventry - Vampire - Evening Bartender - 1-205.
Miyuki no Suzuyami - Kyuubi - No known occupation. 1-407.
Yumeiko - Kinko Seishin - Priestess. 1-407
Nicholas Nightengale - Shapeshifter (local) - night guard. 1-501.
Iris Madril - Werewolf - No known occupation. 2-105.
Elephtheria (Theria) Lasthena - Gorgon - Assistant Manager - 2-202.
Alphonse Dreary - Mothman - Former(?) Psychopomp. 2-502.
Qaymu - Dragon - Temporarily Retired/part-time stage magician. 2-506.
Ryū - Red Dragon - No known occupation, 3-303.
Kai Nereus - Merman - Water Shaper. 3-305.
Varlam - Sirin - Janitor. 3-506.
Also I cannot stop thinking about Max being constantly frozen in the most embarrassing poses: trying to catch the pen Theria just dropped, statued while trying to hold his pants up after she tripped and snagged them, falling backwards into the pool after she bumped him. Someone HAS to have a photo wall of all the petrified poses.


There was that time Qaymu came into the lobby while it was raining and seeing the coat rack was full, used a petrified Max to hold his wet hat, trench coat and umbrella while Elephtheria was fetching the antidote.
I'm reminded of Modest Medusa.

I like her, she seems like fun. One suggestion - if there's people Elephtheria don't want to unpetrify, I'm sure they'd make excellent store manniquins.

Do the tennants who fail to pay their fees wind up petrified in the garden? Inquiring minds and all that.
@Expendable
Achieng: ....pff. Ha! HAHahaha! After your body?! My goodness. I could do better.


Nobody's safe when Achieng gets that soy sauce....

I should probably make a list of rooms that are already taken...

Qaymu's Resident list

Achieng Chima - Watumaji -Grad Student - 1-107. Always looks like she's smiling, but there's something deeper. Big appetite. After my body for a snack and my gold to pay off her student debts.

Max - Human - Front Desk - 1-113. Amulet doesn't seem to be protecting him much, an easy grip metal or plastic coffee cup might work out better. Or a case of them. Has access to the master keys, possible threat to my bedding.

Velvet Coventry - Vampire - Evening Bartender - 1-205. Looks familiar. Wants my blood and my gold to buy games. If she sips my blood, remember to put her ashes in a clean jar and whatever you do, don't bleed on it. Watch out for a blood vial.

Miyuki no Suzuyami - Kyuubi - No known occupation. 1-407. Freeloader.

Yumeiko - Kinko Seishin - Priestess. 1-407. Seeking donations.

Nicholas Nightengale - Shapeshifter (local) - night guard. 1-501. Hard to pin down.

Iris Madril - Werewolf - no known occupation. 2-105. Avoid during the full moon.

Elephtheria (Theria) Lasthena - Gorgon - Assistant Manager - 2-202. Master key, not an easy target for anyone who wants to take it.

Alphonse Dreary - Mothman - Former(?) Psychopomp. 2-502. After my books and the woolens.

Qaymu - Dragon - Temporarily Retired/part-time stage magician. 2-506. Must guard against myself.

Ryū - Red Dragon - No known occupation, 3-303. Definite threat to both my bedding and apartment space.

Kai Nereus - Merman - Water Shaper. 3-305. Threat to sanity from all the questions.

Varlam - Sirin - Janitor. 3-506. Talker/Scavenger, likely to take dropped coins and books.


Started building Qaymu's apartment in Sketchup. This is just the main floor and the two balconies. Working on the spiral staircase.

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