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7 days ago
Current Lots of ideas, voices in your head? You may not be schizo, just need to find a plot and start writing.
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10 days ago
Movie Studios don't use AI to generate scripts because they're not copywritable. My writing is mine, not the world's to play with.
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10 days ago
I've no idea what is meant by everyone being a "southern cowboy".
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28 days ago
I like that the Amish gives their kids a chance to decide if they want to stay in their parent's religion.
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2 mos ago
"Badgers?" he said, sweating as he heard gun hammers being cocked unseen behind him. "We ain’t got no badgers. We don’t need no badgers. I don’t have to show you any stinkin' badgers!"
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I am a seven-foot tall minecraft-playing hindu guru drag-queen alien.

Possessor of an Ancient Device™ Model 17. No, I don't know what it does. No, you can't play with it.

Pronouns: It. As in: "What is it? What does it want? Why is it here? Oh my god, it's got my... <insert random body part or object here>"

Likes: World Domination, Writing, Rpg, scifi/fantasy, anime, sketchup 3d models, and anime music videos.

Companions: a host of characters from other games, my personal muse Penny (as in Bad), and the Badger gang - Toothpick, Buttons, Shark, and Mongo. They grew up in the balcony of an old theatre that played a lot of gangster movies. Normally benign, but may invade the OOC forums.

Most Recent Posts

@LugubriousQaymu - "Good morning. Glad to see your companion hasn't eaten you yet."

Oh, and no publisher will want to use AI as writers as you cannot establish copyright, according to the courts. However, it's a good bluff.
Qaymu eyed himself in the mirror, making sure his uniform was perfect - creases sharp, no pendants, ribbons and insignia straight, nary a wrinkle or a spot.

Carefully, he slipped on his trench coat on, then gave himself a final look in the mirror. He let his human face appear, his elegant black whiskers turning as white as the hair now appearing on his head, no sign of his proud dragon crest. In short, he looked like an old human male.

He turned to take a look at his apartment, slender marble pillars rising up to hold up the balconies and the ceiling above, the chandeliers, the tables and bookcases that held books and other trinkets picked up in his travels. The windows that let in the light showed a grayish sky beyond, belonging to some other world or dimension.

His eyes darted to his cat, watching him preparing to leave.

"Watch this place," he told her. Picking up his briefcase, he strode out the door, closing it carefully behind him. As the lock clicked, he smiled and whispered the locking spell that would secure it.

As he strode out of the elevator, he heard Velvet's call for "volunteers." From the look of her, the bartender had had a hard night. It was a wonder she hadn't slipped up and tried to tap one of her bar's regulars. Perhaps it was self-preservation? Not wanting to become a second-hand alcoholic. Those AA meetings would be interesting - and short lived.

"Ladies," he said, nodding.

"Going to the VA hospital," he told Theris as he strode past her desk. "Visiting a sick friend."

@Xaltwind

My character's hook was that they walk around blindfolded because there's no other way, no tool that could prevent her from petrifying others.

So I'm going to make a centaur lol


Gorgons might walk around wearing special wrap-around fake sunglasses that contain a camera and lens-sized screens. Still, I could imagine what might happen if they encountered a Karen in the wild, ripping off their blindfold or sunglasses in the belief the gorgon is faking being blind only to get petrified.

And there may be two dragons, but one's red, possibly younger, and mine walks around small.
Resident list

Achieng Chima - Watumaji -Grad Student - 1-107.
Max - Human - Front Desk - 1-113.
Suzy Krause - Ghost - Deceased (Human) - Room 1-202.
Velvet Coventry - Vampire - Evening Bartender - Room 1-205.
Yumeiko - Kinko Seishin - Priestess - Room 1-407
Miyuki no Suzuyami - Freeloader - Room 1-407.
Nicholas Nightengale - Shapeshifter (local) - night guard - Room 1-501.
Iris Madril - Werewolf - no known employment - Room 2-105.
Elephtheria (Theria) Lasthena - Gorgon - Assistant Manager - Room 2-202.
Alphonse Dreary - Mothman - Former(?) Psychopomp. Room 2-502.
Qaymu - Dragon - Temporarily retired/part-time stage magician. Room 2-506.
Name Unknown - Shoggoth - Constructor - Room 3-112.
Khalid Alhazred - Human - Handler - Room 3-112.
Ryū - Red Dragon - No known occupation - Room 3-303.
Kai Nereus - Merman - Water Shaper. Room 3-305.
Varlam - Sirin - Janitor. Room 3-506.
It's all fun and games until the ghost freezes your soda and turns off your computer when you're in the middle of something.


So all ghosts are just like cats?
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Max just getting out of the shower before work, screams as he sees a message written in the fogged up mirror
"3rd floor hallway lightbulb needs replacement."


Someone must have drained the flask of blood for the dry-erase board again.
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As an employee... and front desk clerk... you can assume that you have access to particular items that allow you to better serve the residents.


Will it be a teletype machine? Ouija board? A scrabble board with all the tiles facing up in their trays? A dry-erase board and a flask of blood? (runs dry very quickly)

Various volumes of Foreign Language dictionaries? (There's now a $5 reward posted for the return of the Cthulhu/English dictionary, last seen in the ventilation ducts of the first building laundry room - approach with caution.) (Yes, there's a reason some of these books are chained to the shelves - and it's not because we're afraid they'll get stolen.)

Picture menus?

Special Ghost & Vampire Mirrors? (mind you, Qaymu has a hard time with his human illusion not being seen in mirrors.)

A soundboard with various buttons? Or just a rack of bells with different signs on them?

A rack of pamphlets with various topics like "How to get past being petrified", "Snake or Vampire Bite? How to tell the difference", "After effects of Neuralization", "What to do in the event your limb was ripped off", "Human-Monster Relations", "How to obtain your Unseen Library Book Pass", "Evasion techniques when being chased by a mob", "Undead and loving it", and of course the "Pamphlet for the Recently Deceased." Despite that last one having never being removed, its somehow become sticky with protoplasm.

Last but not least, the 43 volume set of Umbra Rose Condo Istruzioni - the first two books are red, being the emergency procedures (ranging from "Unintentionally turned to stone" to "someone called the ghostbusters/a ghost hunter tv show" to "the FBI are at the front door with a warrant in hand"). Don't miss the two blue volumes at the end - the thick one is the index, the thin one is the index to the index. Oh, and strictly no smoking while reading as the cord that sticks out of each volume is not intended to be a page marker, it's a fuse.

Oh! The Book of the Dead and the Book of High Spirits. Mustn't forget those two.
She's said the first IC post will be on Sunday.
Poor Max is so hopelessly unprepared for the havoc these residents will wreak on his mental health.


Maybe someone should turn off the gravity in his room? Just so he doesn't hang himself.
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*Max NEVER making eye contact*
We've uh... gotten... um... *gulp* complaints... of... 'howling'? during the... late hours... of the night and uh... so... we ask you to respect... the other residents during your... free time.

((I know in the universe it's sound proofed :P))


Max having to bring up a food delivery and knocks at her door. Not hearing anything, let's himself in, only to find her chained up and asking for him to bring over the chicken...
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