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7 days ago
Current Lots of ideas, voices in your head? You may not be schizo, just need to find a plot and start writing.
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9 days ago
Movie Studios don't use AI to generate scripts because they're not copywritable. My writing is mine, not the world's to play with.
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10 days ago
I've no idea what is meant by everyone being a "southern cowboy".
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27 days ago
I like that the Amish gives their kids a chance to decide if they want to stay in their parent's religion.
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2 mos ago
"Badgers?" he said, sweating as he heard gun hammers being cocked unseen behind him. "We ain’t got no badgers. We don’t need no badgers. I don’t have to show you any stinkin' badgers!"
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Bio

I am a seven-foot tall minecraft-playing hindu guru drag-queen alien.

Possessor of an Ancient Device™ Model 17. No, I don't know what it does. No, you can't play with it.

Pronouns: It. As in: "What is it? What does it want? Why is it here? Oh my god, it's got my... <insert random body part or object here>"

Likes: World Domination, Writing, Rpg, scifi/fantasy, anime, sketchup 3d models, and anime music videos.

Companions: a host of characters from other games, my personal muse Penny (as in Bad), and the Badger gang - Toothpick, Buttons, Shark, and Mongo. They grew up in the balcony of an old theatre that played a lot of gangster movies. Normally benign, but may invade the OOC forums.

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SO just how slightly Elvish is she? Soft points on her ears? See in the dark? Longer lifespan?
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I'm hoping as a celestial they're lawful-good.

So no killing troublemakers unless they break "ze-rulez".


I'd hope so. Celestial rules seem to be a bit looser over targets of opportunity.
@Expendable & @Cyrania
Feel free to put them in the character tab :)

Sorry, forgot to add a quiver with 20 arrows. I'll add a picture later.
Qaymu's new worry is the new maid - who undoubtedly has a master key to all the apartments - including his.

That's she's part-celestial is concerning, what's the chances she might decide to smite some of the residents?


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She just gets this delivered like every few days lol. She would definitely need to find a job at that point


Honestly, it would be cheaper to order sides of beef and have the kitchen prepare it.

Yes, I am adorable





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No I get why your character is doing it. I mean for the other residents.

@Lemons
Each time the angel goes to clean her room, asleep or not:

Better get one of those "Do not disturb" tags to hang on Velvet's door.

I had a vampire character in one of Red Wizard's games - one of her weaknesses was she was lactose-intolerant.
I wonder if either of them can speak dragon...?
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Pfft, that was only a box! Theria came in before Iris could really dig into the whole pallet lol


If Iris turns Max, both of them will each need a side of beef for each of the three days of the full moon.

Although I must admit I am surprised by Iris. Has she not waken up covered in chicken feathers in the local dog pound? Shot at by farmers? Laughed at a werewolf transformation in a movie theater?

Is this the sort of life she wants with Max?
I'm going to have to settle on just how our sacred fox is going to react to these Eldritch residents.


Hopefully they don't automatically dispel such.

I'm also hoping that the manager and assistant manager have the master spells to each apartment door, as they open into alternate space. I'm wondering if they all open to the same alternate space, or if each apartment is linked to a separate reality.
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