Experiment 249

Suddenly, My Favorite MMORPG has Become Real?! — A Log Horizon-inspired RP

Interestingly enough, I ran a log horizon RP a month ago and had people vanish from it... Might have a few refugees float this way but before I tell anyone, this is still accepting right?

Log Horizon: North Wen Alliance

I made the new discord regardless, discord.gg/gtEtMwd

♦ A New Era ♦ - A My Hero Academia RP

LYSANDER

@Lucius Cypher

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Lysander was about to walk out when Fujino entered. He was honestly less than excited when he heard her voice but that all melted away when he was met with a total babe. And she wanted to talk to him! Wow this was... actually kind of weird. He was going to go after Seiko but he honestly wouldn't mind Fujino sliding into his life. He let his eyes close a little and ran a cordless hand through his product filled hair that bounced back into shape. His smile was only on the right side and his face was angled downward slightly. He looked at her in a flirty way and nodded upward, his face now angled slightly over his head and his eyes looking down at her.

"Hey, you can talk to me all day. How uh, do you know my name? And if you've heard I'm not, I am most definitely single and searching and I may be done, babe."

He let out a wink that would melt the hearts of only fictional light novel harem girls who were far too devoted to boys. It was by real world standards an awkward high schooler trying to hit on another high schooler. The most professional of flirting going on. He was ready to get to second base at a record time, being fueled by overconfidence and celebrity drama magazines. He was in his element, and his element was being single until he died.

Log Horizon: An American Elder Tale

We had a lapse in posting due to holidays and a few drop outs, but we are back in business. Need some new blood as well!

Log Horizon: North Wen Alliance

Parks, Level 90 Elf Summoner, Neon Colossus

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@Lucius Cypher@Milim@Nerdy Reference@caliban22@Cinderella Man@Cerces22@Euphemia@Denny@ilovepapa

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Parks left the guild hall, though he was fairly uncertain about any assistance he may get from the guild of new players and an angry veteran who considers herself to be the mother of the group. He finished up his food and made his way to the edge of town, realizing a fatal flaw in his previous speech. He never informed anyone of where exactly they were going. Simply stating the edge of town was where they needed to go wasn't exactly a good direction, considering town was a circle with many exits and entrances, even more if you were Relka or Anubis and had access to the spiderweb of rumors that spread around the city.

He made his way to the southern-most exit, obviously getting there first and sent out another direct message to the remaining possible party members, as well as a party invite.

"Dear friends, meet at the southern gate at once. We set out immediately and I would love to not be standing here awkwardly. I have a treant summoned so you can see it over the crowds."

He did as he said, calling a treant out of his books. It had flowering petals on it's branches and creaked as it swayed slowly, back and forth. The summoner waved a hand and a giant bark covered hand was lowered for him. Climbing a tree at 4'7 isn't easy, but when the tree moves its own branches for you, you tend to get to the top rather quickly. He used his vantage point to scout for who may be arriving first.

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Meanwhile, in the forest, the monsters didn't seem to be acting as normal monsters. Normally, they would come in waves and easily be taken out, but now that they were being left alone it became apparent a hierarchy was indeed forming. Snow golems, while large and powerful, were being worked like slaves as small forts of ice were being built as goblins and hobgoblins were bickering and eating. Some even had items from the treasures the quest normally gave adventurers, and a rare few had equipped armor. They were spread thin, though there was never more than 250 feet without a monster of some sort wandering. An occasional yell would be hollered and repeated as it echoed through the wood, though muffled slightly by the snowy ground. Chopper was unseen.

Log Horizon: North Wen Alliance

Yo I deleted the discord because my cat stepped on my tablet, but this rp is kinda dead. Imma make a post and dm people later today to try and right my wrong. If peeps reply I'll remake the discord but pls don't hate my cat she's really cool trust me.

Log Horizon: North Wen Alliance

Parks, Level 90 Elf Summoner, Neon Colossus

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Parks was quick to pull his grimoire open, summoning a Selkie in it’s seal form to cushion his fall. It let out a small orp upon impact but he pat it’s head quickly and smooched it’s cheek as it dissipated. He stood back up to his feet and dusted himself off as the argument continued. Cassio pointing him out brought him back from his thoughts. He honestly was only brooding on Mamafang and Chopper being edgelords. He cleared his throat and cast a second summon, a small and thick fey, known as Spriggan. It had rocks all over it’s body but only stood about 3 feet tall. A wave of Parks’ hand and it dropped to a knee, allowing him to stand on it’s broad shoulders with ease. He smiled and nodded to Cassio, still keeping his lighthearted attitude.

”Yes! Yes of course why I invited who I did. I invited these few who arrived and a few others who didn’t seem to show up because I felt they were the best fitting and most in need of getting out of their minds. I’ve been friends with some of you for the past month and at least talked to you all. Relka, MF, Cassio, and Chopper were invited because you are failing to take this world seriously! There are problems in this world you’re seeing happen and treating as if the rules of our old lives mattered and we weren’t living by new laws of physics. This alliance is like a mega guild in Elder Tales, not the UN or something. We’re here in a game that became our lives.

And, as acting leader of this conference considering I did invite you all... Anubis and Relka, sit back down, Chopper, go take a walk and clear your head. I’ll be paying all of you, my guild is the largest and has done the most raids so I have no plans of forcing a burden I invited on others, but thank you Cassio. Second point, I WAS going to suggest we split up but I don’t trust any of you to not be, and pardon this language but this is not a Lander court, assholes to one another. We leave in, say, thirty minutes to the edge of town. Get your questions in, check your inboxes, and then be ready to move out. You two newcomers, Kiyoki and Valk, I think you should stay and watch! I didn’t invite you but I’m not going to exclude you! Oh, and eat up, Mamafang and her crew of very nice young and new players worked hard on this!”

The fairy king as gesturing and bowing as he talked, swaying his hips side to side and using minor spells to draw up magic flourishes to emphasize his hand motions. As he finished inviting the new players, it was revealed what those motions were really up to. Each person at the meeting had an incoming message in their inventory containing 3000 gold pieces, enough for a year of luxurious living without buying gear in the city of Arokan. Along with it was an EXP potion, a set of formal clothing designed by Neon Colossus so it was fairy flashy with at least three colors and jewlery, even for the men, and a map made by the scribe Bertilak of the surrounding area of the town, though it didn’t cover nearly as much as Anubis’ map and went into less detail to boot.

The fairy king spoke up once again, hoping to calm down his meeting. ”Sorry for being so casual, I just assumed we were all friends. I don’t want to treat you as employees or coworkers or parents or children. And if any of you want to try to treat others like how Mamafang or Chopper have been, well, leave now. I don’t want you in this alliance. There’s a brave new world to be saved, so let’s get to it, eh?” He let out a chuckle as he thought about something. He wiped the smile off of his face and looked directly at Relka, knowing she would react the best to it.

”We’re not here to complain, we’re here to make new lives until we can get back to our old. We’re here to rebuild, we’re here to homestead the noosphere.”

He winked at her and then closed his menu, dismissed the spriggan and made his way to the door behind Chopper, allowing her to get outside and take a breather from her edgefest. He was uncomfortable knowing a person actually thought that was an appropriate reaction and would be happy if she was so mad she never came back.

Log Horizon: North Wen Alliance

Parks, Level 90 Elf Summoner, Neon Colossus

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Parks was prepared for the level of shenanigans offered by Relka and was already prepared to return the favor MamaFang finally introduced herself by promptly attempting to crush his body with hers. A simple Fey Step sent him right through her to be standing on her thighs, a foot on each. The benefits of being much smaller meant he had more creative ways to assert his dominance over the group's largest member. His back would be in her face, with his phantasmal-class cloak billowing occasionally against her. He used this added height to his advantage as he addressed everyone who spoke to the king of fairies and Lander appointed ruler of the Cleftlands.

"Perfect! You'll all be my guards as we, well mine and Cassio's guards as we make our way to the nearest Lander city and clear up a trade route. Anubis and Relka can be our trusty eyes and ears, MamaFang our sword and... True, Sir Stormfang, why not just take out these monsters with your own guild mates?" Parks turned to the man who had just swallowed two pancakes with a full stein of orange juice to force it down.

Captain Ragar Stormfang stood slowly, picking up the Fox Tail with one hand and forcing him to stand. He cleared his throat and pounded his chest to make the pancake slide down before he could be able to speak. A cough escaped, followed by a sort of primal roar. "My men are busy with this hoard of low level player complaints and cathedral visits. We're spread too thin and need to focus on what we can. Speaking of, I'll be taking my leave and this one to his cell for the next two days. Feel free to visit him." The Wolf Fang chuckled and excused himself from the meal, offering Mamafang a smile and a sort of bow. "As always, the food was wonderful Miss Fang." He turned and shoved the man forward as he disappeared into the snow, his boots crunching it as it compacted beneath his armor.

Parks nodded and turned to Chopper and gave her a quick glare before reaching forward and grabbing a biscuit and some jelly and working on combining the two. His gaze never breaking from the short girl with limb enhancing armor. A traitor to the tiny person alliance. "I'm sure the monster problem could use more help than just you, Chopper. What with you being 4'5 was it? Very dangerous for you to go alone. Anyone up for going with her? If not, I say we could move out after this meal! The nearest city to here with a trade route is a 3 day griffin ride or a 14 day march, or... if we ride horses it would be... numbers numbers adding them up caaaalcuuulaattinnnngggg.... I think a week?" Parks cocked his head to the side and looked to Anubis. He had no idea if she was good at math or numbers but did know she seemed smart. And she was a cleric, they often had to stare at health bars and those had thousands of numbers, or numbers in the thousands he should say.

Log Horizon: An American Elder Tale

we're at 10 characters and growing, figured I'd update
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Log Horizon: North Wen Alliance

Bold of you to post SAO in a log horizon thread. Accepted, hop in the discord and drop him in the characters tab! We need a tactician!