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1 mo ago
Current You'd think after like 15 years I'd stop feeling like a fraud when writing posts but I still do which is both a statement on my self confidence and a compliment to how good my partners are as writers
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5 mos ago
Why are you talking about Final Fantasy 10 like that
5 mos ago
Final Fantasy 13 is a top five entry in the franchise but ya'll still ain't ready to have that conversation
6 mos ago
This Bears/Packers game is gonna make me believe in the power of Chicago Pope
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6 mos ago
The older I get the more I start to think BBQ potato chips are the worst flavor, actually.
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Look, I got lost on the way to getting some jajangmyeon and it'd be foolish to leave now.

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Is this like a clubhouse because I never got to be in a clubhouse
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If the Army has taught me one thing it's that you will be mercilessly ridiculed for your choice in civilian clothes until you dress the same as everyone else.


Shit, that was all I learned in all my years in school.
It's only okay to kill the ugly animals otherwise people on the internet think you're worse than Hitler because you think cats are bad pets and people with cats are weird and suddenly I'm the asshole fuck your dumb cat asshole
genji is for weeblords you weeblord
You people are insane the answer is Marcie

What's Lucy gonna do? Offer some fortune cookie life advice while everyone's off dying or making goo-goo eyes at each other because they're the leads?

What's Linus gonna do? Cry for his blanket? How's that gonna help you in any way except as a burial shroud for when you get your ass stabbed in the face?

Charlie Brown you think would be a good partner because he's so pathetic that no one would want to waste a bullet on his dull ass, but that just means people are gonna take you out for bringing him along anyway so you're fucked.

Pigpen you'll want to kill yourself because the guy smells worse than MRAs.

Sally's too loud and will just give away your position because she's a stupid kid.

Snoopy is a dog and dogs aren't people and he is not even a good dog to have in a fight because he's lazy and hangs out with a bird.

Schroeder? Yeah maybe he can play you some fuckin Ode to Joy or Moonlight Sonata as you bleed out from a bullet wound

Violet? Please, you didn't even know Violet had a name until right now, admit it. She's useless.

Franklin? Guy's like Linus only less smart, doesn't have a blanket, and is confused half the time. You're both dead.

Frieda? She'll complain how the jungle or wherever the hell it is ruins her curly hair before said hair gets caught in a trap and you're on your own and useless.

Rerun, the little shit, will swap districts and fuckin merk your sorry ass. Don't ever mess with Rerun

Peppermint Patty? She'd be a good bodyguard, she'd be the first one to jump into a fight and bash some skulls in, but she's got no brain, no smarts, no knack for survival. She's a brute, and brutes work in theory and might get you some early kills but brutes never last to the end.

Marcie, though? Marcie HAS the brains and the ability and she lives only to follow orders willingly. You tell her to jump, she won't even ask how high. She'll just do it. You ask her to do your homework? She's doing it in triplicate. You tell her to kill? She will bring you the heads of your enemies. You might think that this nerdy, subservient girl would be useless in a fight? Please. Marcie may not look it, but she's straight SAVAGE when she needs to be or someone pushes the wrong buttons. Marcie won a school decathlon. Marcie slapped the shit out of Thibault so god damn hard that you just had to google who the fuck Thibault was, because Marcie made him her bitch.

Marcie don't fuck around. Marcie will walk straight up to the other districts, murder the lot of them, and then will have the good sense to lie down and let you win the whole thing.



Look at this silent fuckin killer. You think anyone in the Peanuts gang can step to this?

e3 2016 was a waste of everyone's time


Except for, you know, the developers who got to show off their work and the unjaded folks of the internet that still exist out there but people are just upset that it wasn't as cringe worthy as years previous.

E3 has always been a waste of everyone's time do people not remember when conferences used to be about sales figures first and games second? it is the same thing except now instead of financials it is product specs because E3 isn't just 'the place where new games are announced' but 'here are the plans for this million dollar industry to keep being a million dollar industry with new hardware'. This is why Microsoft had their new Xbox model and VR was all over the place people have these super high expectations for E3 and it doesn't make any sense at all.
Sure
For me, Assassin's Creed games aren't about the story or characters;


It's not about that for Ubisoft either, clearly.

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Meta Knight and Sonic are the only real options. All else is an illusion


What are you talking about the only character in Smash is Fox
EA should have never made Call of Duty,and should have kept the good games going,Such as American Mcgee's Alice.


EA hasn't made Call of Duty. They do Battlefield

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