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2 mos ago
Current You'd think after like 15 years I'd stop feeling like a fraud when writing posts but I still do which is both a statement on my self confidence and a compliment to how good my partners are as writers
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6 mos ago
Why are you talking about Final Fantasy 10 like that
6 mos ago
Final Fantasy 13 is a top five entry in the franchise but ya'll still ain't ready to have that conversation
6 mos ago
This Bears/Packers game is gonna make me believe in the power of Chicago Pope
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7 mos ago
The older I get the more I start to think BBQ potato chips are the worst flavor, actually.
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Look, I got lost on the way to getting some jajangmyeon and it'd be foolish to leave now.

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In summary, every Soul Calibur character is bad but Groh is the most bad.
About as mad as I am when I step into a puddle and it's slightly deeper than expected and the hem of my jeans is slightly wet for about five minutes.
Says the fish that takes every bit of bait and then flops around on the dock.
Local user thinks gif shitposting makes up for never making points, story at 11.
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I'm guessing you hold Mitsurugi or Seong Mina close to your heart because I dared point out they are just as flat as he is.

Groh sucks but it's his first game, he has time to develop into something more mildly interesting like Raiden from MGS.

Mitsurugi has been in every goddamn game and he's still the 'focused samurai badass with honor' so I hold him to a slightly higher standard.

And I main Sophitia of course.


You dared point out nothing. It's a fighting game; there isn't a fighting game on the market that has anything close to a round character but in a franchise of characters who trade on appearance and familiarity with regards to their gameplay aesthetic, Groh manages to stick out like a sore thumb in every regard. He feels like the mangaka added guest characters from 4. He's not going to grow into anything interesting and that you use Raiden as an example is laughable since Raiden post-MGS 2 is an example of how not to do a character.

Groh is a special kind of suck. He's down there with Patrokolos.

And for the record, and because I like it when you make assumptions and are incorrect about them, I main Ivy.
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Who's my main, bro?

And who's yours?

I have a sneaking feeling that they are both about as bad as each other, them being from SC and all.


Clearly your main is Groh with how hard you're riding his dick.
He's definitely a shit character but let's not pretend Mitsirugi or Seong mi-na are these fleshed out three dimensional characters either.


Yeah because that's the criteria we're going with.

Sorry your main is a bad character, bro.

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Maybe he's just 2edgy4u, you can't understand his paaaaaaain

I'll be genuinely surprised if that isn't his story, please correct me if I'm wrong


It's worse. He's try hard cool guy who doesn't have time to waste on distractions. He's over confident and lame and is like peak anime fuckboy protagonist.
Not anymore. It's Groh's title now.
Is Groh the lamest character in SC history

Signs point to yes
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