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23 days ago
Current People are torn apart in the status bar ? Not me. I am heavier than iron, splitting me apart will release dangerous levels of energy.
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1 mo ago
I got money, I'll just buy the whole prison including all inmates from the state, but not before placing a bet on the financial markets that crime rate will massively increase very soon and suddenly.
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3 mos ago
Colleagues told me I'd look like a viking. I'm not sure whether that's a compliment, a warning, something derogative or all of these things.
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3 mos ago
I'd change the name from 'President' to 'Presidentist' to troll the nation. If a press conference is too noisy, I let a piece of chalk screech on an old whiteboard in front of the microphone.
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6 mos ago
Why doesn't the US government order the invasion of their own country, North America got plenty of natural resources, too! *looks at ICE and national guard activities* Oh wait, they already are...
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Who the hell is this person behind those many miles of fiber optics and copper cable ?

  • I'm a 34 year old guy.
  • ... who's working as a software developer
  • ... and enjoys roleplaying as a casual hobby to distract himself from ongoing stress


And into which hell will I descend with you participating in one of my roleplays?

  • I'm a fantasy addict: medieval high and low!
  • I'd consider myself to be a low casual roleplayer, 3 paragraphs per post on average.
  • My schedule varies. It might happen that I won't be able to post at all for a week, but then again it might happen that I'll reach a sweet spot inside which I can go on a posting rampage. I'd say one can expect 1-2 posts a week from me, depending on the lengths involved.
  • English is not my native language, but so far I've not encountered anyone who had had trouble with me over that :)


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Most Recent Posts

@Eviledd1984

"What's the matter" Madawc was still sitting on his mount and couldn't understand why the guards seemed to be so interested in them. Weren't they looking like rather normal travellers after all ? Always these checkpoints and controls... The demon in him and already grown pretty tired of the concept. It was only annoying those too honest or too stupid enough to go along the many other ways to sneak into a city, especially if it was as oversized as this one.
An-Hasst heard Geradin's roar. Well... Could one ask for a stronger, less ambiguous indication that the fight against this beast was bein agreed to than this ? Probably not. The huge Skayleigh aimed with one eye and pulled the trigger. The sound of the crossbow's mechanism was much louder than that of the bolt travelling right into what, according to analogy, had to be the beast's clavicle.

The half-elf briefly considered two very different options. The first one: reload. The second one: Grab the two bayonets and assist Beren as the warrior monk had decided to go melee. Judging the effectiveness of the first bolt was only one part of the equation. The other was if his comrade would be better off if he joined him in the swamp. However, after having looked at the two blades for the first time since their journey had begun, he decided that they were too short to be really effective against this beast. Additionally one couldn't be sure how solid the ground below the opaque water was. An-Hasst was well aware of the fact that he put a not-so-lithe man's weight down on each of his feet.

The next bolt was nudged into the guiding depression along the crossbow's middle. It was one of higher quality, hopefully with considerably more penetration power. The Skayleigh aimed for the creature's breast. With it fighting both the lizardman and Beren, its head was a target he considered too difficult to hit from the distance.

An-Hasst didn't see the 'defensive' role Sett started to play, otherwise he, by now, would maybe have turned into En-Rage(d).
This week was very busy for me, but I've an extended weekend ahead. I expect to post either this evening (my time) or tomorrow.

Sorry for the delay.
@Halvtand Calendar ? What calendar ? Calendars are for people who are controlled by time instead of controlling it.

*marked*
@Zelosse We could use her help since our former tank left who was to guard the royalty while the rest of us spied. But it seems a bit abrupt to take her out of saving the town to our parallel world.

What do you think @Fetzen?


If our group needs a tank then I don't see much of another option than to do this. However I share your concerns.
It was almost needless to say that Madawc didn't feel very well. He was severly injured and had to hope for his demonic healing capabilities to kick in early so he would not have to suffer from the pain too long. Probably more importantly however, he felt humiliated. He had not even been able to really participate in that fight because he had been knocked out with the first hit! With a quite grumpy tone, he adressed Xavier and Bette. "You two... what will be our next stop ?"
@Halvtand If it should turn out necessary or at least really helpful I could adjust my big guy to a more 'benign' implementation (that is... changing race). Since Shoryu Magami's mage is gone I wouldn't spoil myself from interesting plot potential in this direction.


Gwendolyn netted herself a scrutinizing glance coming from the gargoyle when she proposed that idea. Kerylun leaned his upper body forwards with his arms crossed in front of his chest until his head was above hers. "Excuse me ? Did I hear this right ? We are to play guinea pigs with our own lifes ? What if the poison is delayed ?" He didn't say this loudly, of course. Or at least he tried not to. "Anyway... if you intend to put this plan into action, than I suppose that I'll eat the probes. My physiology is different and would likely require a mugh higher dosis for the same effect due to my size."

Then he looked up towards the large wooden doors that had just opened. Oh dear... These women looked like bugs! Remnants from the version in which the world had not yet been such a rotten place and that the developers had forgotten to take out of the game. The guards were talking. He didn't clearly understand what, but he felt like having a good pretense for approaching them carefully. "Briefly excuse me, will you ?" This is what Kerylun did with loud, thudding steps until he stopped still a respectful distance away from the guards, but especially from the royals.

"Erm... excuse me. I... need something to sit on if I... don't want to spoil the atmosphere." Hopefully these two guys would see the problem. If not - well... then he'd just sit down on whatever they'd give him.
@Arty FoxI've been waiting for Eyeris for two, three weeks now since Eyeris wanted to do a collab with me and we had already started.
@Halvtand I've expanded the race section of the CS a bit.
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