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22 days ago
Current People are torn apart in the status bar ? Not me. I am heavier than iron, splitting me apart will release dangerous levels of energy.
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1 mo ago
I got money, I'll just buy the whole prison including all inmates from the state, but not before placing a bet on the financial markets that crime rate will massively increase very soon and suddenly.
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3 mos ago
Colleagues told me I'd look like a viking. I'm not sure whether that's a compliment, a warning, something derogative or all of these things.
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3 mos ago
I'd change the name from 'President' to 'Presidentist' to troll the nation. If a press conference is too noisy, I let a piece of chalk screech on an old whiteboard in front of the microphone.
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6 mos ago
Why doesn't the US government order the invasion of their own country, North America got plenty of natural resources, too! *looks at ICE and national guard activities* Oh wait, they already are...
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Welcome to my profile page!


Who the hell is this person behind those many miles of fiber optics and copper cable ?

  • I'm a 34 year old guy.
  • ... who's working as a software developer
  • ... and enjoys roleplaying as a casual hobby to distract himself from ongoing stress


And into which hell will I descend with you participating in one of my roleplays?

  • I'm a fantasy addict: medieval high and low!
  • I'd consider myself to be a low casual roleplayer, 3 paragraphs per post on average.
  • My schedule varies. It might happen that I won't be able to post at all for a week, but then again it might happen that I'll reach a sweet spot inside which I can go on a posting rampage. I'd say one can expect 1-2 posts a week from me, depending on the lengths involved.
  • English is not my native language, but so far I've not encountered anyone who had had trouble with me over that :)


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Most Recent Posts

Do the men in the group then also wear skin-tight armor that allows everyone to see the neutral position of every muscle along their torso however slight it might be ? That would be a pretty freaking show in An-Hasst's case.

Damn. He wears a cloak. And it's not even out of metal but out of some sort of wood. And it's not even plate but scale-bolted-on-leather. I'm so screwed

Wait! We do have a GM around here! And he did, at some point, tell us a weird story about epic lootz! This can only mean that there's still a slight chance of supertight clothing for everyone, including an-harness.

Ohhhh no... I did it again! I mangled my own character's name and made an otherwise perfect sentence ambiguous by doing nothing more than inserting a single hyphen at the correct location!
I've never asked for this!

~~~ At the tavern ~~~
Mainly interacting with @Dark Light


Jared leaned down forwards until his head was hover above the weapons quite closely. He pulled back the hood of his armor and let his view run along the entire length of the blade. Subsequently he lowered his head even further so the light reaching his eyes was the one which had been reflected from the surface in a very shallow angle. Then he let his fingers reach for the metal, but not before putting on his leather gloves again. It impaired the feeling, but prevented leaving dirt behind on the other hunter's possessions.

"Is it just me or do you actually want to impress me ?" he smirked towards Ky from his crouched position. "If that's the case, then I'm afraid I can't exactly compete. Or... can I ?" He reached for his back, pulling the two staffs out of their loops holding them there. He too put them on the table next to the swords. The sound they made when gently nudged against each other gave clear indication of them not consisting of metal, but wood. Dark, dense, almost black wood with some leather strapped around it at one end to serve as a handle and sone metal reinforcements at the other end to make the blows dealt more violent. They were very long, easily spanning across the table.

"These are Sun and Moon. Easy to distinguish as you can see here." He pointed towards their handles with the symbolic depictions of the two aforementioned celestial bodies sticking out of the ends. They appeared to be made out of or at least plated with gold or a substance that looked very similar. "So far these two have never let me down." Of course he knew that so far he hardly had gotten himself into situations where it had actually been possible for any weapon to let it's owner down - much unlike the man sitting in front of him, most likely.
What the... An-Hasst started to stumble backwards as if the world in front of him had suddenly turned into a menace he intended to flee from by running backwards into the other half of the world which would have looked just the same if he had actually turned his head around. However he didn't - and that was the reason why one of the wood elves had to make an evasive maneuver in order not to get crushed by the giant Skayleigh approaching him.

He could clearly see the the elves being being appalled by Settionne's actions. The sight left him hoping that this was really just another part of reality he now could finally see and not some hallucination. It would've been just so good to have some kindred spirits around even if the reason was probably a different one. So far, the Skayleigh felt pretty isolated with his opinion about the priest.

An-Hasst's thoughts were interrupted by the female knight or whatever she really was coming into his sight. While even Skayleigh people had a grasp of the concept of attractiveness and what actions nature had designed it to invoke subsequently, he currently was nowhere near doing it. She was Andred! Though even this somewhat 'augmented' reality he currently found himself him didn't clearly point out any danger possibly associated with Jezebeth, her appearance reached up to mysterious heights. Jezebeth was one to be confronted later by him, that was for sure.

The Skayleigh watched as Sett did what the man so far had appeared to him to be best at: Lending a helping hand with a high probability of ulterior motives accompanying him. C'mon! Just fail at what you're doing! Just do it one time and get this armor strapped up completely wrong! He turned towards Argon, giving the lizardman a subtle hint to follow him. "Is it just my impression or is this party facing the serious threat of being glued together and immobilized by... flrtations." The Skayleigh's voice was low because he intended Argon to be the only one being able to listen. "Aside from that dragons which happen to be our latest romance's personal nemesis aren't on our priority list. Our job is to deal with the dark elves and the middle of this continent or did I get things wrong ? Then, maybe, we can go hunt this beast." He certainly wasn't happy about Ursaren's proposal.

@POOHEAD189@Darkraven@BCTheEntity@The Fated Fallen@Banana
Alrighty. I sorry to say that I have to go to bed now, but I'll put up my CS here tomorrow when it's completely thought-through. And Eklipse has to pick item first or is that already done ?
Also, Fetzan my good sister from the supper has already posted her accepted character sheet. Maybe you guys can talk about characters that might be fun to RP as the game goes on. I mean, they can't know each other due to there being more multi-dimensional dickery than a lovecraftian porno.


I now have a rough outline idea for my character in mind. However I can't see the posted character sheet because I don't know where it is, so thinking about combos could be a bit difficult ^^ Or I'm just plain too stupid to see it...

Also which items have already been selected ? Otherwise I have to guess and retry.
I'm still wondering about what I want to do! Argh!
I'd be interested.

edit: However I'm far away from the American time zone, and since this will partly be based on a chat system there could be problems ? So... While I'm interested, I'd leave the spot to someone more suitable for the RP :)
A few more of these berries and An-Hasst will go crazy.

Or wait... he already is crazy, so he will go even more crazy but the rest of the party won't notice because his crazyness will be off the scale! Or the variable overruns, flips sign and suddenly he appears to be ultra-non-crazy... Or wait... It's me who's currently going weird, isn't it ?
Heyho,

is it still possible to add oneself to the list of applicants ?
Beanstalking

~~~ At the tavern ~~~
Mainly interacting with @Dark Light


"As someone who by now is titulated 'the academic' despite the fact that he never has enjoyed doing studies, I can tell you... Yes. By all means, you should have! For the sake of this tavern and probably the whole village, you should have! We all should have! Now however it is too late!" Jared's voice was quite showing a bit of anger...

The table made an uncomforting sound as Beanstalk put one of his legs atop of the other one's knee before continuing. "Have you ever considered killing the witching before putting them onto the pyre ? Would make things a lot easier and maybe one could think of a method of killing that is both efficient and cruel at the same time ?" He arched an eyebrow in provocation while he was asking himself why he was actually doing this. Except for the individuals of the kind they had experienced this evening he held no personal grudge against witches.

"Now tell me. Why 'Beanstalk' ? Noone has called me that before and I'm curious."

He noticed something else going on at the other end of the tavern. Another person, one who could be considered rather attractive, was having a little talk about whiskey and becoming a hunter. He couldn't help but actually feel quite interesting for their exchange of words. He was a non-hunter sitting in a tavern filled with hunters after all and after the unprovoked and unprecedented attack of the gnomes and this wicked witch... Maybe he should look into picking up some more training ?
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