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11 days ago
Current If you don't have a clue, you can still resort to glue in order to fix things.
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11 days ago
IBANs have proven not to be annoying enough. Let's kill both metric and imperial systems by expressing everything in Planck units.
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19 days ago
Where's a whip, there's a way!
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2 mos ago
I don't know where to even start when it comes to just how ruined my weekend has just become.
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2 mos ago
Having jaw ache due to a lymphatic node swelling ain't fun.
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Welcome to my profile page!


Who the hell is this person behind those many miles of fiber optics and copper cable ?

  • I'm a 34 year old guy.
  • ... who's working as a software developer
  • ... and enjoys roleplaying as a casual hobby to distract himself from ongoing stress


And into which hell will I descend with you participating in one of my roleplays?

  • I'm a fantasy addict: medieval high and low!
  • I'd consider myself to be a low casual roleplayer, 3 paragraphs per post on average.
  • My schedule varies. It might happen that I won't be able to post at all for a week, but then again it might happen that I'll reach a sweet spot inside which I can go on a posting rampage. I'd say one can expect 1-2 posts a week from me, depending on the lengths involved.
  • English is not my native language, but so far I've not encountered anyone who had had trouble with me over that :)


Want to RP with me ? Shoot me a PM, but don't shoot me!



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Most Recent Posts

Clive at home:

What I'm thinking when some of the guys I develop software for announce incoming changes:

When they are coming
Give us guidance
For they are calling
To erase the damned

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Speaking of 'higher ups': Is Eleanor the top level or are there higher tiers of administration ?
In Deify 4 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
God of avatar/signature consistency
In Deify 4 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
God of martial arts
In Deify 4 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
God of patience
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Why is that so accurate? That's amazing.


I've simply got talent for seeing the obvious :)
What people got wrong about the Sunday Group's job posting for a team of supernatural investigators:

Clive: Yes, it is true that 'supernatural' is somewhat associated with increased toughness and shit, but that doesn't mean that the pathologist's calm hand and scalpel has to be replaced by an absurd amount of lead, copper, hardened steel and gunpowder residue each and every time when it comes to accessing the inner workings of a body.

Val: You need to know the tiny difference between 'investigation' and 'research'. What you're doing down in your lab is the latter and it's so regularly off-topic -- to put it that way -- that I'm seriously worried about our building turning into a non space-capable rocket or into the world's most efficient synthetic drug factory. Maybe even both, at the same time. And what's the progress on that superpowered coffee ?

Edgar: When I said 'supernatural investigators', I primarily meant that we are ordinary investigators investigating supernatural cases, not supernatural investigators hoping only to be confronted with ordinary stuff so they can hang out, relax and silently ridicule the mundane world using their magic tricks most efficiently.

Maƫl: You and Clive make up for a pretty nasty deadlock: As long as he keeps shooting you won't run into the carnage and make it even bigger. On the other side if you try that anyway he has to stop shooting or he risks killing a colleague. I can't fire anyone of you or the other one will be allowed to roam freely with no limits whatsoever. That really gives me a headache!
Eleanor, in super management mode:

Decides to have a try and talk with Seattle's mayor about putting Mael in a zoo. Not only would people coming to see this aberration generate cashflow both for the city and the Sunday Group, but also it would be even cheaper not to book any return flight for him at all instead of doing so using the crate option.
My life-long trait of experiencing sleep paralysis when going to bed very lately has stopped mysteriously about a year ago. However sometimes I experience lucid dreaming again, which I basically haven't since back in the days when I was a child and this was daily business.
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