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Welcome to my profile page!


Who the hell is this person behind those many miles of fiber optics and copper cable ?

  • I'm a 34 year old guy.
  • ... who's working as a software developer
  • ... and enjoys roleplaying as a casual hobby to distract himself from ongoing stress


And into which hell will I descend with you participating in one of my roleplays?

  • I'm a fantasy addict: medieval high and low!
  • I'd consider myself to be a low casual roleplayer, 3 paragraphs per post on average.
  • My schedule varies. It might happen that I won't be able to post at all for a week, but then again it might happen that I'll reach a sweet spot inside which I can go on a posting rampage. I'd say one can expect 1-2 posts a week from me, depending on the lengths involved.
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Fight against some wall-jumpers

Location: Within the city of Relouse


It seemed that Sakar had survived the encounter with Horik The Golden, or rather Horik The Dead now, with only minor injuries that did not impeed the horse's ability to keep carrying its rider around at a much quicker pace than the latter could have done on his own. This did not mean that anything was over in the Witchwood though as the other monster whose name Otios did not even know at this point had clearly survived and was now strolling around unseen, something that felt quite discomforting after their initial encounter. Still there was not really anything left for the Yasoi to do here, simply because he himself was not in the best of states anymore and there were no chances left to avoid brutally open encounters as this one and he clearly was not trained for these.

So it was even before the general call to retreat towards the city that Otios was already headed towards a northern gate of Relouse in order to get in before it would be locked down for anyone. He could keep assisting the Parrench' cause from the city walls just as good as in the open field as things were right now, and going all around Relouse in order to seek treatment or to try and treat others in the encampments of the Grande Armee in the east would have been a move way to costly in terms of time.

The Yasoi found it easy to dislike the place's layout once inside. He had never seen Relouse inside out truly before, but hell was this place cramped! Trees simply could not grow as close to each other as one could build houses next to each other, so any traditional Yasoi settlement probably would never become this densily populated as a big human city. Less dense was certainly also less efficient in terms of transport, but the tightly packed neighbourhoods were easy fodder for whatever kind of projectile found its way over the high walls. Once a large scale fire would break out, things would become unbearable pretty soon he thought!

Otios was quick to leave Sakar in the hopefully capable hands of a stable boy so his mount would not be in the way of marching troops or panicking inhabitants of which there clearly were many, but even before his hurry to find someone to at least make a brief inspection of his injuries, the Yasoi's fine ears picked up something very different than screams of agony and yelled orders: the unmistakable sound of an arrow whizzing through the air. In the corner of his view, Otios could see a lightly armed man making a protective move too late and collapsing with the projectile sticking out of his shirt.

Laughter and words sounding amused, but spoken in an unfamiliar language could be heard coming from one of the nearby rooftops, but by the time Otios had identified the problem and sent a thunderbolt towards its source, the Eskandr wall jumpers had already moved away by means of force.

Great! Now they were both outside and inside the city, and it seemed the defenders had either not even noticed yet or were too busy with other things to deal with the intruders! Not really knowing what he should do about it, Otios sprinted towards a nearby house and squeezed through the open door neither caring about what the building really was nor whether his owner would agree to his presence. The streets had just become a lot more dangerous. He sought the staircase and did not stop running upwards until he found himself at a dead in the attic.

Nothing to be heard from the other side of the roof tiles. At least nothing indicating the weight of an adult person walking. Otios felt safe to push out a few of the large tiles himself in order to gain access to the outside. If these Eskandr preferred staying above street level -- which admittedly was a quite preferable strategy given the city was crawling with Parrench forces and nobody had apparently expected such an intrusion to happen --, then he'd have to do the same thing in order to catch them. If only he...

What felt like an infernal gust of wind coming out of nowhere laughed at Otios' attempt to keep the collateral damage to anonymous property minimal and instantly created a hole large enough for him to just walk through standing upright and with arms stretched out. It also sent him rear first onto the wooden attic floor again. So... there was at least one force mage, right ? And he landed on the edge of the newly created hole, greeting the Yasoi with some unintelligible Eskandr gibberish that, unknown to Otios, roughly translated to "Hello there! Trying to play hero ?" The wall-jumping warrior looked at the Yasoi with a pair of piercing blue eyes fully integrated into an elaborate pattern of war paint that momentarily blurred in Otios eyes as he recovered from the impact. Then he drew his sword and jumped into the room, a quick end to the fight only being averted by Otios rolling on the floor, not laughing.

Both silver staffs were quickly in his hands, but this was an attic. Nearly everything here was wood or stone, no wet soil and no time to prepare anything else that would grant him the blessing of being conductive. Otios' view made a quick excursion towards the staircase for any other floor in this house would have been preferable to this one, but it seemed the Eskandr was aware of this fact as well and eager to prevent that from happening. Another small lightning strike was sent on its way towards the Eskandr as the latter rushed in to attack with his bare weapon, but either its wielder had anticipated that from happening or launching another blast while charging in was his standard approach. The air forced the lightning's ionized gas apart, causing it to scorch parts of the wooden beams supporting the ceiling instead of hitting the attacker.

It sometimes was a good thing to be already pretty much with one's back to the wall as the force blast did not manage to topple Otios over a second time either this way, leaving him enough situational awareness to perform a masterpiece of beginner's luck by parrying with his silfer staff. Sort of a successful parry as the Eskandr's blade scraped along the staff's smooth surface and found its way into some of Otios' fingers that weren't shielded by a crossguard just as electricity was brute forced the other way round through the wall-jumper's weapon body. Again... the wooden floor they were standing on was really not suited for this, but it was enough current to at least cause some serious pain and lack of muscle control in the warrior's armed hand.

Otios did not really know if all of the fingers on his right hand were still attached to his body, but he certainly felt the grip around the silver staff there weakening rapidly. Staying close to the walls did appear like a good strategy though as it took away all degrees of freedom necessary for him to be hurled through the room by another blast. As long as the walls themselves were sturdy enough. The Eskandr warrior, still struggling with some irregularities caused in his heartbeat, thought about the same and put it to the test. It took him quite a few moments to prepare the spell, but nothing could have prepared Otios ears for the sudden pain that absolutely outweighed the feeling of fresh bruises on his back as the latter had been slammed against the now buckled wall. He could not hear how all the items around him were sent flying as there was only the monotonous, beeping sound of an acoustic overload having occurred.

The inevitable recoil had sent the Eskandr flying backwards as well though, so now the two opponents found them a room's worth of distance away from each other and the wall-jumper seemed to suffer from a moment of exhaustion, too. That kind of violence had been strenuous, but his seven-and-a-half-foot enemy was bleeding badly from his hand and from his ears a bit, too! What chance could that kind of an untrained Yasoi still have with electricity not having done the job that well so far ? The wall-jumper grinned sadistically.

The floor now was a mess of broken tiles and items that had hung on the wall or been arranged in open crates or barrels. One thing got Otios' attention immediately: A poker! It really wasn't like the Yasoi had any confidence in him wielding that better in a melee than his staffs or a proper weapon, but it was made of solid iron and longer than anything else he had at hand, thereby giving a lot more distance! Otios used his long legs to get his foot onto the poker, dragging it closer to himself so to have an easier time picking up quickly as the Eskandr started moving in for another, non-magical attack.

Otios had to put most of poker's weight into his left hand use the right more for balancing things out on the other end. He knew that he would not be able to main proper control for long, but he also knew that such a large metal item was suitable for some amplification. As the wall-jumper approached with his sword at the ready, the atmospheric gases surrounded the poker were stripped of their electrons. A thin, but violent cloud of plasma formed around the metal as it was mercilessly propelled by Otios' mind and imprisoned in a strong magnetic field surrounded the makeshift weapon. It was like fire, just a lot hotter, denser and somewhat controllable, even if the sharp noises and the aggressive colors coming from it did suggest otherwise. The intense and unshielded light emitted from so many electrons combining with their aroms and being ripped off them again hurt in both his own and the wall-jumper's eyes, but the latter continued his attack anyway.

The poker lacked a crossguard just as much as the silver staffs from before and his enemy's capability to wield such a large weapon was severely impaired as well, so why should a proud Eskandr warrior like him stop now that he had his obviously inexperienced foe already halfway down to the knees ? The fancy whatever-it-was around the poker didn't worry him too much for he was confident in his ability to avoid it -- or to just ram his way through it. It was the latter option the Eskandr tried in his rage, but as Otios' grip around the poker started to give way under the pressure of Eskandr muscle and the blade came closer and closer to his skin, the wall-jumper realized his mistake: Eskandr steel started to melt somewhere between a thousand and two thousand degrees and he had just forced his sword into something far hotter than that! The magnetic fields kept the storm away from the poker running along its center, but not from other metallic intruders.

The Eskandr could see how his continued pressure no longer caused Otios to give way, but for his own blade to start folding inwards towards himself before the major part of it dropped to the floor along with molten slag altogether. Now the wooden floor between their feet was on fire for real, but more importantly the poker, now no longer held back by any opposing force, bounced back and burned through the wall-jumper's neck with ease.

The iron captured from the Eskandr's weapon caused the storm hovering a couple of inches away from Otios' hands to emit even more different colors than before, but as hypnotizing and fascinating as it looked, he could just feel that he had to end it soon. If not for the sake of preserving his magical energy reserves, then for the sake of not burning his eyes who had to look at it continuously. Just as he was about to finally leave the room however before the fire would start to consume it, he noticed a heavy thud behind his back that made the floor beneath his feet vibrate slightly.

"Thoralf! You're alright ?" it came out in a rough voice and a familiar tongue the Yasoi was still only barely able to hear. One of the wall-jumper's colleagues had started to worry about his comrade, yet just as he saw Thoralf decaptated and in the process of burning up, his vision was blinded by a brilliant, unidentified object coming at him. With Otios no longer caring about maintaining containment, the storm exploded and burned the other Eskandr enough for him to lose balance on the severely damaged roof. With a scorchingly hot and heavy poker right behind him, the wall-jumper crashed onto the streets below.

Otios salvaged his silver staffs rushed down the stairs the best he still could. He felt in absolutely no shape to deal with a third wall-jumper, but hopefully that had managed to scare them off -- or at least raise a big red flag towards the defenders so they could deal with the remaining intruders themselves. Also he had seriously failed at preventing any property damage in the end, had he ?

Fynn LaPlace


Click. Click, click, click! Click...

Fynn's hand was bumped against the small folding table quite purposefully as yet another fluctuation in the local mobile communications grid caused his virtual avatar to find a cruel death in the midst of a bunch of zombies. The rather isolated atmosphere inside his van did not really allow him to notice that his vehicle was already driving on gravel instead of thick tarmac polished by millions of tyres, but the shrinking of available bandwidth was indication of being further and further away from the big city enough.

A gentle jolt pushed the rather small man back into the seat.

"You have reached your destination."

Fynn walked forward through the small door into the driver's cab and toggled a red switch that was hidden away in the center console, causing the hologram portraying a slightly overweight individual with long, blonde hair -- himself! -- occupying the driver's seat to vanish. It was not really of the insane quality he would have preferred, but combined with a darkened windshield the illusion was good enough to make other drivers think that someone was actually driving the thing at a glance. Driving around in a car that looked a bit like a cliché gangster's escape vehicle was not illegal, but... technically not even being in the cab it while it was still moving... would have a slightly different affair as certain car makers were will struggling to achieve that kind of autonomy. Maybe it was save to say that the exterior crappyness of the elderly Dodge Ram Wagon was an understatement in terms of its true qualities.

His eyes struggled with the blazing sunlight as the rear doors opened in front of them. Through the flood of light he could see the rough outlines of the other members of the Sunday Group already being there. Being late was certainly his fault, but he could hate it nontheless! The small, but sturdy suitcase was grabbed quickly and Fynn hauled it over to what he internally already designated as 'wreckage'. The reek of oil reached his nose soon, too, but that was to be expected given that the car had been pretty much wrapped halfway around the tree.

That little fact in itself caused Fynn to take a break and turn left and right on the spot. This was a super low traffic country road and not exactly riddled with many trees of the kind present here, right ? So how much reckless smartphone fiddling did it take to veer so dramatically off course here ? The thought was quickly interrupted though as Fynn's eyes finally saw in more detail how his colleages had gathered around the open driver's door and just how they were taking a few closer looks inside. Something was missing here, something that sheer probability dictated should be around given what the wreck's brand and model label on the trunk said.

"Hey! Erm... you guys and girls do know that you should not stick your head inside the vehicle while there are at least several undetonated airbags around you ? Just in case you don't want your faces to be rammed into the corpse in there. And has somebody already checked where all that oil smell comes from ? That stuff can burn and the exhaust manifold's gotta be pretty warm, still."

Fynn put down the small suitcase in his hands and walked over towards the ruined SUV's front to try and open the hood, but that was an effort only achieveable by means of a crowbar out of his van. Of course things were all over the place in there, but having inhaled some more air much closer to the potential source he could at least tell it was only oil leaking and not much more easily igniteable gasoline as well. He'd still need the battery connected, though.

The poor dead man in the driver's seat found his left shin moved and squished a little bit as Fynn had to make some room to access something on the lower part of the dashboard next to the brake pedal. He could already feel on his arms how the onset of decay was outfitting the victim's skin with a waxy layer of disgust, but at least the diagnostic connector didn't jam! He needed the data, and not just the data but also some data behind it, and that was why the thing he had just shoved in there was not just any piece of electronics, but... something a bit more special.

Fynn had little trouble with dumping the hardened suitcase right onto the SUV's roof. Nobody would need the layer of paint to be intact anymore anyway, so he could just as well use it as a makeshift desk while looking onto what the built-in laptop had to show. "Just trying to confirm or rule out the obvious here..." Fynn mumbled more to himself, but still loud enough to make any claim of this also being an attempt to explain what he was doing to his colleagues not entirely unbelieveable. "No matter what kind of runes or other shit the victim has on his skin, we still got a very serious car crash here and quite a bunch of malfunctions after that, too, and I wanna know why..."

Hectically, Fynn's fingers moved accross the keyboard and injected a barrage of instructions into the device before a louder, more distinct thud indicated he had finally been able to hit the return key just knowing everything was ready. "That will take a few minutes. Can you all stand back a bit please, I want to photograph stuff..."

Now just where had he put his camera ? The real camera, not one of those limited excuses that littered every modern smartphone! Some very traditional police work did still have value, too, especially if his boss had already put the real police at sleep!

@Fetzen ETA on your post?


30 hours, tops.
Have been stressed out the past few days. My post should be up tomorrow.
Dalani


As the desert sun scorched the dusty streets of Qadir, Dalani found himself more and more being a lone Ayralite on an increasingly desperate search. This old, beaten up mad had not exactly looked like someone having an easy time to hide, but either Dalani's eyes were deteriorating rapidly in the heat or the traces they tried to follow decayed much more quickly than he had hoped for. He ultimately ran out of further clues just a few hundred steps out of the tavern where the unfortunate events had taken place.

What should he do now ? Just standing there, dumbfounded like a pillar, and letting the few passer-bys who dared to confront the blazing heat openly just watch the crystals on his head glisten in the intense light did not sound like a good choice. It certainly didn't feel like it either as Dalani could already sense some serious buildup of sweat on his skin. The Ayralite retreated into the shadows, saddened that he had not been able to find the one he had been trying to follow.

Qadir deserved being left behind. Maybe there were people who happily lived assuming that an earth Ayralite had to think of a desert as a paradise because there was no other place where their element was so blatantly and ubiquitously visible, but Dalani could only disapprove. The sand irritated the eyes, the heat put a constant strain on one's body and last but not least there were those Tawran people who constantly mistook themselves for a weird sort of slaves who had to obey and serve for some axiomatic reasoning. Time to start packing!

Dalani happily left the heat outside to its own devices while he found retreat in the small, halfway subterranean room he had rented for the anticipated duration of his stay. A quite clever construction he had to admit: Far down enough in the earth to benefit from its temperature-stabilizing and cooling effect, yet at the same time with its ceiling a tad above ground level so to let in some light through small windows -- enough to illuminate stuff once the eyes had adjusted, but also not enough to introduce additional warmth. It really wasn't like a high ground water level was an issue with the cellars here after all. The Ayralite packed his stuff with just barely enough care and precision so not to make things fall out of their bag on a rough journey and, of course, not to damage anything. That included his armor, simply because wearing that heavy, dark stuff would provide at least as much discomfort as it would offer protection.

One question of not so negligible importance remained however: How to make some solid distance once outside the gates ? Horses were expensive, especially if one probably needed more than one in order to get one's not so little self and gear hauled around, but joining a caravan would be much cheaper while possibly also being safer! Just... where to find one ? It wasn't like there was a strict schedule of arrivals and departures or any kind of market where free spots where sold, was it ?

So, somewhat oblivious towards what might be the best approach, Dalani headed out with his back covered in bags, clothes and his weapons. Maybe the city gates were a good place to start indeed for everyone had to get in and out that way.
"Split up ?" Valentin answered maybe a bit more vigorously than would have been necessary. "We might find the room faster, but at the same time we'd probably lose each other in this maze!" Agreed, so far the building did look rather like one hell of a boring architectural design with only a few, but endlessly long corridors and floors sharing pretty much the same layout, but with so many offices and the very real possibility that entering one of them would drag them into a conversation with grumpy administrators inside who'd ask questions similar to those of Mr. Reinhardt...

On the other hand, even if the rooms here followed a numbering system they'd be able to figure out soon, there still were so many of them! "Okay. How about if we split up, but only as far as we stay in the same corridor so each of us has at least a rough idea about where the other one is at any given time ? Then someone of us will either find A3B or we'll end up with nothing and can switch to the next part of the building together."

A rather loud bang could be heard surging up the overly large staircase they had just used. Valentin carefully bowed his head over the stone railing to check what was going on, but the only thing he could see were fluctuations of light and shadow that indicated not one, but quite a few people had just entered the place. A mixture of joyful, but also a few more agitated conversations reached their ears, and soon part of the crowd from below separated itself and came up the stairs. The men were in uniform, but nowhere near full battle dress as they lacked any equipment, and continued talking to each other as they passed Amara and Valentin on their way to their offices.

Valentin just stood there, looking at Amara with a bit of a helpless expression, and gestured with his hands slightly: "Did you see that ? They just ignored us! Guess it's all up to Mr. Reinhardt to compensate for everybody else's attitude in here!" Amara's companion let a few more seconds pass until the crowd had thoroughly dispersed, then went off towards one half of the corridor. A3B... how hard could that be to find ?
Týfurkh


What had just happened had been a very, very long way down the list of T+yfurkh's expectancies. The man he had encountered far back on his way, the mysterious individual that had ultimately guided him to the Pactmakers and the whole affair with the Sightless, he... was not exactly an ordinary mage, right ? Týfurkh had not yet heard of a spell that would allow somebody to witness an arbitrary event like a crossbow bolt hitting something from an arbitrary position, let alone said somebody to teleport in, change the flow of time and deliver some kind of weird message before disappearing again. However it was either that or this mage had perhaps planted a message in his head to be delivered when the time had come.

Both alternatives were not exactly to Týfurkh's liking! And if someone was so capable, why did he need some Pactmakers to stop something from going on in the first place ? Way too many question waiting to b...

Bang!

That was all Týfurkh heard on his attempted escape from the clearly angered seed as he was suddenly thrown around. Even as he landed quite hard, he was not yet aware that his heavy armor, albeit dented, had actually saved his life where more light equipment might have failed utterly. Týfurkh tried to inhale fresh air as the impact had blown out the old one for sure, but as he did he could sense both the expansion of his chest being constrained by the reshaped metal and the location where he had been hit hurting quite a lot. His breathing clearly was impaired and that was not a good thing for the rest of the fight, but he couldn't afford even just taking the time to drop his chestpiece.

The giant's steel boots skid along the stone floor as he tried to accelerate out of harms way, but the cloud of dust that inadvertently came along with parts of the ceiling still caught up to and surrounded him. Caughing, Týfurkh frantically tried to at least reestablish his line of sight with Chres. Whether the seed's vision and ability to find targets would be impaired by the dust as well ? Something inside him doubted it, given the so far quite wicked properties it had so blatantly presented them with.

Týfurkh, still aware of being a prime target for the seed's anger, sought shelter behind what looked like a pile of abandoned barrels, shelves and other debris. It was not exactly a sturdy barrier, but maybe it would buy him just enough time to reload the crossbow or think of a new way of blowing parts of the seed up.
Added Fynn's opinions to the sheet!
Question 1:

I don't know the US very well at all, but... Boston ?



Question 2:

Not for long I'd say. A few years or maybe even less ? They could have hired him as sort of a purely standard system administrator until it was discovered that he's... not so standard at all.
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