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Henry Pearl Avaritia The 2nd





Lots of stuff happened, Bastion waking up being the most important thing. Henry created a quick platform in the middle of the air, throwing Bastion onto it as he prepared to fight again. It was at this moment that her restraining collar should kick in as it shocked her mercilessly. "Stay put. If you try and get off the platform the collar will shock you into submission." Along with the collar, several chains wrapped around Bastion and were anchored to the floating platform. Henry sighed and drew his sword, looking at his temporary ally in the form of Bonesword.

Suddenly a rocket powered fist came out of nowhere, yet Henry saw it coming pretty easily due to her loudly telegraphing her attack. Henry kinda just moved back to avoid her and let her rocket past him. Some people have no common sense really. "Go wait in the corner, the adults are talking right now little girl."

"Thanks for the help. Sorry for trying kill you earlier." Then Bonesword went hurtling through the air as he attempted to tackle an incorporeal clone. Henry looked at the main angel and smiled. "I would be happy to." Henry made the first move as he zoomed towards Zak with a heavy overhand strike, followed by several Silver axes appearing around Henry and striking at Zak from all sides.
@Inner Demon

Henry just wants to go home and chill out with his dogs. Why is everyone like this? He also wants to torture Bastion and make her his eternal bodyguard.
Henry Pearl Avaritia The 2nd





Henry had finally managed to stabilise himself in the air when he was blocked by an angel. Or a clone of an angel, either or really. He had a very thick accent, which Henry always had trouble understanding. But the message became pretty clear once he pulled out a spear of flames. "Wait! I don't wanna fuck with you right now! I'm trying to leave ok? I don't want any trouble, just wanna get this chick out of the demon mist and get her medical help. Is that cool?"

Henry could probably take this guy to be honest. But right now he had an important hostage that he was trying really hard to not kill and going all out was a terrible way to do so. He was trying so hard to be diplomatic. He hadn't even drawn a weapon to defend himself.
@Mega Birb
Sliske's hand is in the interdimensional equivalent of a glass case. He's not fucking with anything.
<Snipped quote by The 42nd Gecko>
Those are gonna be there until Ira removes them herself and Sliske gets his hand back from Henry.

In other words, those flames are never going out.
Being Henry is suffering: Part 2.
Henry Pearl Avaritia The 2nd





Another gunshot rang out, but this time Henry was prepared for an attack on Bastion. He sliced the bullet in half, with each half lodging itself into the ground beside Bastion. He also now knew where the sniper was. Number one priority, fucking killing the asshole who kept shooting his new bodyguard. Or that would've been number one priority, until he heard an ominous booming coming towards them. Then a sudden shadow had been cast upon Henry and Bastion. That was never ever a good sign. Henry grabbed Bastion from the ground and slung him over his shoulder, running to the edge of the island they were on. "WHY AM I THE ONLY COMPETENT DEMON IN YHIS FUCKING ARMY?!"

Henry sprinted as fast as he could, making a running dice off the island when he discovered his second problem."Holy shit why are you so fucking heavy? Fuck fuck fuck fuck-" He began flapping his wings as hard as he could, he would be a pretty damn easy target for the sniper as he struggled to fly with the added weight of Bastion. 2 more wings formed on his back, these ones silver instead of Henry's normal black, aS he flailed around in mid air trying to get his balance.
Marquis: ...Am I really that much of a high-value target? I understand I'm very close to Eos and I'm trying to "save" a valuable unit, but really?


Henry: No, you're just the most dangerous unit if left unchecked. Sniper rifle bullets really hurt.
Henry Pearl Avaritia The 2nd





2 gunshots rang out. 1 bullet entered his Gate, a high caliber sniper rifle round. The other bullet went into a place that was much less fortunate. "SHIT!" Henry stood up quickly and his eyes began to glow as he used his Silver Eyes to repair Bastion's brain. It wasn't enough though, her life was rapidly fading. 'Wait. Silver Eyes can create anything. Maybe...' Henry focused as hard as he could (while still keeping an ear out for the sniper) and he created something amazing. He created life.

Henry put his hand to Bastion's neck and watched his hand glow, felt her vitals evening out, God damn this is tiring. Henry cut off the flow of energy quickly so he could rest for a minute. He opened another Gate to block Bastion just in case the sniper shot from the same place, now the only way to get at them was from places Henry could easily see. "Lets fucking go asshole! Stop hiding like a bitch!" Suddenly Henry drew the Cheaters Blade and cut down the trees in a wide circle around him.
@Awesomoman64 Well, I imagine Omega has a pretty easy time beating Titania.

"Hmm... If I just insubstantially hide inside this island, Titania and the rest of the Machina will succumb to the demon mist before I'm dead. And literally every demon but Henry and Balrog has died or left the battle.


Also known as the most dangerous fucking Demons in the army.
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