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6 yrs ago
Current Imagine thinking a root beer other than A&W is the best
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7 yrs ago
Shut the fuck up nerds
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Fuck off Garde
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@Mega Birb

Going off from Gecko's words; you can either save Bastion or take Gelgath. Choose one.


@Mega Birb I would suggest minimizing losses and grabbing Ghelgath honestly, if you want to save Bastion you're gonna have to go one on one with a very alert and very healthy Henry. But hey man, Henry is pretty cool with adding another Machina head to his collection. Maybe he'll keep this one active and mount it on his wall!
@floodtalon

Okay so this is kinda how I envisioned the whole thing. Pardon art with a mouse from someone with very little art skills.


I suppose that makes sense. However this just means that Henry is gonna have to pull some rapid Silver Eyes bullshit.
Who needs saving when you can just exploit the respawn system?


Who needs exploitation of a respawn system when you can just exploit your bullshit Silver Eyes? TODAY IS NOT THE DAY THAT BASTION DIES! (Btw Henry still has his Gate open behind him so you just shot a portal. I don't think it would even hit Bastion, the Gates cover Henry's entire body at the least. Big circle.)

@TheWindel
Maybe? Depends on if Bastion just died or not.
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Damn, Eos really needs to take the field and rescue her Treasure.


Henry will fight to keep his turret this time. Fuck everything else, he wants his God damn Machina bodyguard
Henry Pearl Avaritia The 2nd





Henry awoke to the smell of smoke and demon mist as he struggled to get up from his prone position. It always sucked when shit like that happened, however it sucked a lot more when he died because of it. He took a look around and saw everything was on fire and people were screaming. "Huh. Can't tell if I died from that sniper or not. Lets take a look around." He cautiously formed a Gate behind him to protect him from any more sniper attacks and began to move forward, searching the island he was on for demons or prisoners.

It was a few minutes later that he saw a familiar looking Machina fall out of the sky, dropping into one of the burning forests. He rushed over as quickly as he could, healing any injuries he had with his Silver Eyes on the way. When he got to Bastion's location he prepared for a fight, but was pleasantly surprised to find she was passed out and bleeding. Huh. Didn't realise she was human. Neat.

Henry reached into the gate he had formed behind him and pulled out a strong restraining collar, latching it onto Bastion and then sitting upon her body. He healed some of her wounds, just enough to keep her from dying though. Then he sat on her like one would sit upon a log in the woods. Classic.

"I wonder how everyone else is doing. Everything being on fire doesn't bode well for our cause. Doesn't bode well for anyone actually. The onlybreaaon I stick around is for cool new stuff honestly. Who the fuck am I talking to?" Henry muttered as he rubbed the spot where he had been shot. Damn that had hurt.
So... does anyone remember how Henry lit all of Bonesword's trees on fire? I do.

Does everyone know that flowers are flammable? I hope so.

Is everyone okay with me turning Arcadia into a crag in my next post? I hope so.

I need to ping everyone now, so dammit me with my complications.


I kinda figured they would've burned down by now. Napalm is a damn effective chemical.
@Flamelord

Hopefully we still get to answer the question of who would win in a fight between a ghost cowboy or a clone trooper?


A ghost cowboy obviously. Cowboys always win as long as they yell "DRAW".
@KoL@TheWindel



*Edited.


Does Disruption work on Gold and Silver Eyes? Because that's pretty damn powerful if so.
Henry's current status: Alive but unconscious from pain. You don't just tank a bullet through the skull unfortunately.

@Mega BirbLel
Henry Pearl Avaritia The 2nd





Henry was asked if he had any mortars, a quick eye roll and two portals later there were 4 mortars surrounding them. "Do I have mortars? Does Sliske have a 20 foot pole up his ass? The answer is clear." Henry began moving the mortars to good locations when a gunshots rang out. What seemed like a second passed by and suddenly all the projectiles that were rocketing towards Vicotire were gone, Henry sheathing his sword in a very cool fashion.

"Should've just died like a good little angel." Henry pulled out one of his SMGs and aimed directly at Abigail, when Bonesword fell out of the sky and stole his kill. "HEY! That was my kill random demon! Learn your place!" Bonesword drew his blade towards Henry and Victoire and Henry let out a sigh. He aimed his gun right at Bonesword and flicked a small switch on the side, shifting it into it's alternative flamethrower mode. Henry started firing at Bonesword, attempting to set him on fire to kill him, but was quickly interrupted by a bullet straight through the base of his skull.

Henry's eyes rapidly out up with the usual silver glow as he reconstructed the bone as quickly as it was destroyed. Luckily Henry has extensive knowledge of what skulls look like from all of his hoarding of skulls. Then he passed out.
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