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@TheWindel If that's how things work, Alexi would not fight for the Machina. I thought most humans in Hyperion were basically pets in the sense of "here's luxury because we're in a post scarcity society, enjoy, now stay out of our way while we wage war".

If they're enslaved/soldiers/experiments, Alexi would have never joined them, and if that's a recent development, she would have left them and not fought for them.

@The 42nd Gecko

Yes, join the demons... we love freedom and stuff.

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@Banana

Ah, I thought that Charlie had thrown Bonesword and was now just hanging out with Victoire. My bad.

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Frog

"It's not easy being green..."

Name: Kermit Homicide

Title: The Frog

Age: Older than 15, for sure.

Gender: Male

Allegiance: Hell

Race: Frog-Puppet-turned-Demonic-Creature

Height: About 2'11", to estimate roughly.

Personality: Insane would be an understatement for the Frog, as he has some sort of system to his attacks. People who've met the frog have seen him as the most kindhearted individual, always wanting to see the smiles on the faces of others. Those who have fought the frog know that his fighting style is chaotic, destructive, and all around increasingly deadly the longer it goes on. The Frog has a bitter resentment of humankind, and will happily try and throw down against angels if he gets the chance, but will be more than happy to put on a show if requested by a child... or maybe an idiot.

History

Commonly airing on the children's television shows for Hyperion, Kermit was a popular star for kids to learn from and look up to. A lot of people came to the conclusion that he was a very good role model for kids, and everyone loved the idea of him helping people find out how many letters are in the alphabet, what to do at various traffic signs, and all around be a good sport in life. The market realized this was a goldmine for products, and many Kermit puppets were made for retail sales. One of these toys was picked up by a mother whose daughter was one of the biggest fans imaginable. She loved the frog character, and it was always fun to have a bedtime story read to you by your favorite frog.

The puppet was packed away once the child grew out of the phase where she liked Kermit, eventually leading to the next time the frog was picked up being about 15 years later, where the daughter was throwing a party and a few of the attendees found the frog in a box of stuff that people could just take. These attendees were not fun guys, as they took the puppet outside into the backyard and began to do unthinkable things to it. Some were rather tame and could be treated with a wash, like how one guy pulled down his pants and urinated on the puppet, while other were a bit more... not-so-washable. The memory of necking will never leave the frog's mind. After the party was over, the frog was found in the backyard 2 days later, covered in various liquids aside from urine. The daughter was disgusted by this, and she had the natural realization to throw the puppet away in the dumpster, which was hauled off by a garbage collector later that day.

As the puppet was discarded in the dump, a strange looking man walked up to the small puppet, lifting it up with his hand and holding it. Disgusted when he realized the state the toy was in, the man threw it back onto the ground, covering the toy in more grime and gunk. It was at this point where the frog became... sentient, to some extent. The puppet left the dump that morning, and the police had found the dead remains of a strange looking man, riddled with stab wounds and with the design of Kermit's eye etched into the back of the man's neck.

The same day, the police found the dead remains of a teenage girl, her foot cut off and with the same mark of Kermit's eye on her forearm. A man was found beside her with his hand cut off, marked the same way.

The murderer was never found.

Powers:

• Frogginess - Kermit expresses all traits shared with what he was designed after. From the voice of the actual character to even the incredible jumping ability. Some would assume his jumps would be limited by his height, but they'd be wrong.
• Showtime - Declared by saying "It's Showtime!", Kermit is able to grab the attention of anything and everything around him, which forces the person to keep their eyes on him at all times. If they look away, they are rendered froggy and must put up with having too big of a tongue for the rest of the area, which commonly gets under their legs and trips them up. Demons and people with no eyes are immune to this, unfortunately.
• Rat-a-tat - Kermit's gun has a seemingly unlimited amount of ammo as long as he can continue saying the phrase of "RATATATATATATATAT..."
• Puppeteer - If anyone dares to put on Kermit as a hand-puppet without asking, may they lose all will to fight and fall under his control.

Weapons:

• The Rainbow Cannon - An unfitting name for an AK-47 with a drum mag armed by a frog, the Cannon is actually capable of firing any sort of bullet that's loaded into the magazine, which also is able to carry any kind of bullet that's in existence. This cannot load any sort of rocket, sadly, as that would be incredibly dumb and OP, and we don't want to teach kiddies how to be OP, as it makes them snooty.

Equipment: N/A

Other: Theme of Memes

@Banana

This is amazing and I cannot wait for him to appear.

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Henry Pearl Avaritia The 2nd

@TheWindel@KoL@Mega Birb@Awesomoman64@Lmpkio@Flamelord@Banana

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Henry was about to finish forming the ultimate fuck you to the universe and Zeruel when his concentration was jolted by two simultaneous things. One was Victoire's voice echoing in his mind for him to rendezvous with her for some reason, while the second was by the sound of screeching hawks and fighter planes which Victoire had just warned him about. Henry mumbled some curse words under his breath and let the black hole collapse on itself, instead forming a ridiculous number of flaming silver eagles with his Silver Eyes. They quickly intercepted the hawks and moved onto the fighter planes,

Henry looked at Zeruel with contempt and spat in his direction, chuckling at his broken state. He then pulled a small egg shaped device out of his Hates of Tartarus and clicked a small button on the top."I look forward to killing you again." He tossed the egg right next to Zeruel and took off, leaving the mini nuke to do his dirty work for him when it went off. Henry flapped his wings hard and started heading over to Victoire. He noticed a demon fly by him, some sort of mushroom skeleton thing. Familiar looking too. Weird.

Henry landed right next to some sort of crying ghost bitch and Victoire, smelling the distinct scent of basil in the air for some reason. Through some convoluted mental gymnastics he came to the conclusion that he did not want to know why the ghost was crying and he shuffled slightly further away from her. Victoire was one fucked up demon. "Anyhow what's up? You want me to kill her?"

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@Lmpkio

Zeruel just got saved, just letting you know.

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@floodtalon *Cough* I think you're forgetting a fight with Henry in it.

@The 42nd Gecko

Oh yeah. Heh. The one time Henry got to be a badass.

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Which doesn't stop you from being a viable target, especially from 'shoots through islands' beam or 'throw island at you' weapon. It's not as easy but there are still two other factions there who'd be more than willing to try and shoot him while he's busy doing black hole mystic eye voodoo

@Flamelord

That is an incredibly fair point. Hopefully everyone else will focus on the other giant threats that are 90 feet tall.

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Actually, thinking on it, Henry's plan doesn't work if he gets hit by the collateral from any of the million attacks still headed at Zeruel. So there's a chance that Tartys might actually have the time to heal him.

@Flamelord

I made sure to mention that Zeruel was keeping his distance from Zeruel quite a bit. So yeah, not quite.

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@Lmpkio

Yeah, to be fair Henry has gotten fucked up in every battle he's been in so far. During Ruthria he had to blow himself the fuck up after Tartys and Omega fucked him up, during the fight at the forge he got fucking thrashed by Juno and had to limp out if the battlefield, the only fight he's done alright in was the one with the Alchemist. And that's just because he ran away from all player fights like a little bitch.

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@Lmpkio
It's sort of like a high school caste thing. The longer you're here, the more things you figure out and you learn to pick fights and work plans in either your or your faction's favor. The whole reason Sliske and Henry hate each other is because they both blame each other for the loss at Ruthria against Omega and Tartys, when in reality it was the Demonic weakness to Angels and their hubris that screwed them.

@Mega Birb

Actually Henry just hates Sliske because he's a dick.