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14 days ago
Current A roleplay not for the timid: "The quest to restore the abandoned Waffle House"
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1 mo ago
I do agree with Yandere's sentiment that words not wording workingly do be a problem this time of year.
1 mo ago
Scratch that, place your bets on polymarket.
1 mo ago
Looks like I'll be working on memorial day weekend. And no, this does not mean place any bets on polymarket.
3 mos ago
due to a typo on my part I was nearly convinced I owed the IRS nearly $3000 in excess taxes this year.
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-There will be delays in replies. Largely due to working overtime, voluntary obligations; other RPs and online-things may compete for my attention.

'Bout me:
Started RPing (badly) back in '05, mostly doing nation-RPs with an emphasis on technology and strategy, later edging out to character-espionage and military-tactics before doing "less serious" character roleplays that were outside of the 2005-2008 continuity.

That's when I went to Dead-Frontier, and found the RP community there, joined a clan, did some pretty good roleplays and pretty much loosened-up my online-personality. When the clan-leader decided to move her RPs here, most of the clan followed.

Took a course in technical-writing back in '08, so now I may sometimes use the semicolon correctly.

In 2010 I dusted off the old nation-RP continuity I had, doing a few hetelia-esque RP-shenanigans there..

RP-Habbits: I tend to geek-out on little technical-details, and sometimes infer how those details would impact the background of the roleplay. Great for world-building, not so great when you had a perfectly good plotline and I just MacGyver it off the rails (though I usually er to the side of amusement, sometimes it creates very grim side-stories).

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Kharlee & Endre

“Endre, I am going back home now, close up at time and please come back to make me food...” She said, cowering a bit, her shoulders in a little as she slouched a little as she got off the table. She didn't know what she thought about what had just happened. There may have been things going on, but whether death was the necessary punishment made her doubt the current society. And what if we stopped being in Azura’s favour? She didn't like that. Why did one, two, or three people have more power to destroy the lives of others. That wasn't a society she wanted to be a part of. She didn't want to live in a world where death had no consequences. Where monsters were encouraged to hunt beyond their needs.

There was a balance, some people needed to die. She understood that. For her to consume something needed to die. But there needed to be a balance. There needed to be some karmic record that ticked off how much you could take. That’s why the humans had fallen. That was their greatest folly. But now were they headed to the same thing? Would Endre be in danger just because of what he was rather than his actions? Would she? She made a mental note to summon Azura back, and asking Endre for what rights she had in this world. She went home but didn't sleep. She took the restrictive bandage off and poured some alcohol on it so it would not get infected. She took some wine and then laid back, staring outside the window.


As most of the store was vacated of customers for the day -thanks in large part to Kharlee’s demeanour- closing the shop was not much harder than securing the doors and windows, and turning-out the lights. That, and cleaning-up the remnants of a first-aid kit strewn about the floor; he’d need to replace that.

Walking to Kharlee’s was quiet and uneventful aside from the distinct smell of smoldering hardwood-flooring from the incident his friend related to him. Thankfully they managed to remove the corpses before they stunk-up the streets. But then he remembered her saying they looked like he did… could he be mistaken for a human servant?

Arriving at Kharlee’s inherited… estate, he took off his boots in the foyer, hung-up his hat and met Kharlee in the lounge, sipping wine and sitting by the fireplace as she awaited his arrival.

“It’s expected to be a cold night. I’ll prepare some clam-chowder.” He announced, knowing that although it was seafood, it was cooked and came with potatoes, two things the harpie did not like about her food… sometimes it felt like he was still cooking for a nine year old… Although to her credit, he would make it rhode-island style, rather than the more typical new-england breed.


Kharlee just lived minutes from the shop on a first floor double room studio apartment. It wasn't much of a mansion that she was brought up in, but she did intend on spending her life doing very little, so conservation of her wealth seemed the way to go. Plus this little shithole cost absolutely nothing anyway.

She half groaned in pain when he mentioned clam chowder. It wasn't the worst but she had many other things she preferred to it. She didn't tell him anything though, slowly coming into the kitchen as he cooked, sitting near him as she said, “What happens if we fall out of Azura’s favour? Does she come and end us all?” She asked him intently. She wasn't much of a social person, and didn't like Azura as much as Azura liked her, though she truthfully believed Azura didn't like her at all, and only liked to pretend as she did for some reason.

“What if they decide that half breeds and harpies are just as useless as humans, do we have to become slaves? Would I be sold? My property taken away from me? Deserved to be killed in the streets?” Of course this wasn't against Azura, but she was the only Elder of Enigma she knew. She may have been the only elder there for all Kharlee knew, she wasn't much into things outside her little bubble of a world, and she didn't want monsters in it that she was sure of.

“Look at these.” She said, throwing a magazine near him. It had fireproof shutters and modern methods of fire safety written all over it. “I’ve called them.” She told him, “Someone will be coming soon. Close the shop and make sure it can not be burnt into ashes right in front of my eyes.” She told him as she went back out, dragging her little wheely chair squeakily out of the kitchen with her.


Endre stopped cooking and made it obvious he had considered what may have happened if he ever pulled a joke too far with Azura before answering, “Well, I suppose she’d stop visiting.” He said, only to hear Kharlee go-on about not being particularly fond of Azura’s company… before hitting the subject of non-human slaves…

“I came into your family due to the choices I made before you were born, and not out of my mixed heritage, if that is what you are inferring of my presence.” He explained, not considering the choices he made as being particularly bad or unfortunate, and ignoring the criticisms that his choices were even remotely dictated by his bloodline.

Just as the half-drow was about to stop being defensive, he was assaulted by a magazine that landed harmlessly on the nearby countertop. She made it clear that in this awful turmoil what few things were important to her were safely protected in her private-fortress(es). He nodded, and began glancing over the glossy pages as he finished preparing the chowder.


“Not you.” She told him from the other room, looking at some birds flying about. “Not only you.” She corrected herself. “Your situation and mine are different, you are no slave, you are family, you know that. You’ve known that for years.” She told him, not much paying attention to his silly jokes. “You haven’t seen her blood-hound. He wouldn't mind hurting me or hurting you. Or just for his amusement hurting everything.” She just said, sighing as she remembered him.

“I do not feel safe anymore.” She said softly. “I don't feel Enigma is safe anymore.” She just said, looking around. “Endre. Why are they killing the humans? What is the resistance?”


Endre sighed, “Because the resistance wants us either back in hiding, or dead. Not so much a resistance as a bunch of people that think things were better back when the humans were to blame.” He replied, frustrated by the idea of so many humans not realizing they had their chance and blew it, right in front of their own god.

“I’m not saying we’re without faults.” He admitted as he came-out with Kharlee’s bowl of chowder and set it in front of his hungry little harpie, “We’ve just been given our chance. Now we just need to make the best of it and prove we can do better. If we leave Enigma now, the resistance wins.” Endre explained, highlighting his thoughts on being driven-out by the mounting violence in the streets.

Kharlee attacked the food immediately, looking at him as he spoke, a lot of food going all around the place. Self healing took a lot of energy, and she didn't usually use her powers at all. She frowned at what he said, done with the meal soon and then wiping her face down with a tissue. She slipped back and then stretched, her eyes mellowing down to a much darker shade of blue, almost black.

“I think the humans got this way because of the killing. And the Gods do not care what we as individuals do, it’s what we achieve all together. Do the humans need to die?” She told him, “Does Azura want humans to die?” She asked, her eyes widening for a second, “Why would she want anyone to die?” She just couldn't imagine it.

“I just wish people didn't have to die. Why. What is the point of that. The Gods have always been mad. You know it’s true.” She said, looking at him, not sure she ever believed the Gods cared about her.


Endre placed a blanket in Kharlee’s lap for the night as she suggested that her views contrasted sharply against their close friend Azura.

“We both know that the slavery was not a punishment we chose for the humans, and we’ve already made many reforms to give them nearly as many freedoms as ourselves. Yet despite this peace-offering, there are some who wish to bite the hands that feed them.” He replied sternly, trying his best to keep his patience as one friend talked ill of another mutual friend behind their back.

He turned to leave to his own room, only offering a few parting words so Kharlee wouldn’t have the final-say in this discussion, not tonight: “The rebels are being hunted-down because despite everything we do for them, they still wish to kill us. All of us. Half-breeds included.”
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Endre returned after his short... detour with Azura, to find the shop deserted as a black antlered kitty-thing with a large stack of books left. Inside, he saw Kharlee, her wing bandaged. He rushed over to check her over for any other injuries, running his hands in search for cuts, any pooling blood underneath her, anything. He found nothing.

"W-what, what happened?" the drow-servant stammered. Although previously he was officially a servant, he'd come to think of Kharlee as his little quirky sister, and any blow against her struck as a blow against him.

Kharlee didn't know what to say, staying still and silent as he examined her. She wanted to shrug and ignore him, but then she respected him too much to do that. He had to take care of it. “They are hunting the humans, calling them rebels, and killing them on the streets, Endre.” She said, looking at her glass of wine unsurely. “Surely that cannot be allowed, that cannot be right?” She asked him. It seemed wrong. “He set the place on fire. A small child. Burned away and died before I could reach him.” She said, tilting her head back and then pouting.

“The child could have known all sorts of life.” She added after a minute. “He didn't look very human to me.” She then said, trying to prep up a bit so he would not think she was that affected by it. “They could do that to you though. Do it to me. Come in here and burn everything...” She started and then sighed. “Books don't do well against fire, do they Endre?” She asked him looking at the bookshelves now.

Endre was less sympathetic towards the plight of the humans until he heard Kharlee mention that the ‘human’ looked more like a half-breed of some sort, and that the same fate could befall him should they fall out of Azura’s favor.

"We have Azura’s assurance that it won’t happen to us…” He said, trying to re-assure her as much as himself while rubbing Kharlee’s shoulder-blades; “But yes, books do burn.”

Finally, he ran his fingers over the tourniquet made by Terrance, testing its snuggness. “So, is this their way of apologizing for mistaking you for a rebel?” He asked, trying his hardest not to get angry with the knights.

“I don't think he much cared for it. I may not have known people who are cruel and murderers...” She said looking at Endre, “But I know you, I know compassion, kindness and love. And that man there did not know that. He did not care that it was lives he was cutting away like a hedge bush. He didn't know and didn't care, and if he had a reason he would come after us.”

“No, one of the customers who came in to buy books did it for me because it didn't stop bleeding. I didn't like him much so I ran away.” She said, looking down. “He just murdered them all.” She repeated again softly, not wanting to seem weak but having been very shaken by the incident. “Right there on the road, besides the coffee shop. Just as people were walking.”

Endre realized Kharlee was trying to talk of two different people at the same time, one that cut her, and another that healed her. She didn't elaborate on which one she did not like; he would have guessed both, since she never seemed to care much for customers. Since she said she ran away, and she was still in the store, it was safe to assume she did not intend to say she did not like the customer.

He held onto her for a bit longer, noticing the faint smell of alcohol to go with her melancholy mood.

"Would you like some tea and a blanket?" He asked, still not daring to let go until she'd given permission. Kharlee's parents had tried very hard to give her a sheltered lifestyle, and Endre knew just how seeing death could devastate a person's typically cheeky-cheery mood.
@shylarah

Just so you know, I wrote those bits; it was a collab.
To tease an elder without concern for their own safety, either requires complete ignorance, or complete arrogance; Endre managed to perform with the later while showing signs of the former as he darted through the streets. He knew he wouldn’t outrun her, not while carrying a makeshift sack of books; nor would he be able to hide from her, as she knew the streets and their hiding places well as he did himself.

No, he was merely working Azura up to a sweat as he led her across the many moving-platforms of the elevated streets, across rooftops and down drainpipes, until he came to a dead-end. He knew it was a blind-alley, and chose it anyways; as upon the top of the wall-facade, one could peer deeply into the east-side entertainment-district as the sun glimmered off the many glass-paned high-rises, while affording quite a bit of privacy at street-level, the otherwise calm and tranquil street-noise being drowned-out by the nightclubs just on the other side of the wall.

At the end of the chase, he would have merely turned around and smiled, had Azura not managed to tackle him half a moment after he stopped, causing the pair to tumble to the ground with Azura on top, mostly because he figured that was how she tackled people; it wouldn’t make much sense to tackle people with the intent to end up underneath your prey, after-all.

Taking the minor setback in-stride, he tilted his head ever so slightly to the side, and kissed Azura when he was sure nobody else would notice. It was a short one, but that didn’t mean he didn’t put any effort into sealing his lips around her’s. Upon releasing her from his kiss, he spoke:

“So, we’re here. Is there anything else can I help you with, Miss Rosenthorn?” He asked, trying to sound calm despite being quite out of breath by using short, very evenly spaced words, with pauses.

Azura froze over him the moment she felt his lips against hers, his actions towards her clearly surprising her out of her instinct to kill what she had caught. Ears flat against her head, she jumped off of Endre and stared at him, her tail twitching from side to side as her eyes darted around the empty alley as she had not expected him to do such a thing. “I… Uh… no… no this is fine,” she said, trying to hide the sudden embarrassment she felt, though she was pleased her dark fur hid any blush she may have, “You uh… why would you…”

Not entirely sure what to say or how to react to what had just transpired, she took to just staring at the male, her green eyes clearly searching for an answer. While she had known him for the past 20 years, she had never really picked up on him having any interest in her, even after she had chased him naked through the streets after he had peeked in on her bath. “I should get going…” she murmured, holding her hands out for her books, “I am sure Kharlee wants you back at the shop, we both know how much she hates talking to people.”

Endre nodded as he handed Azaura her bundle of books and walked past the elder, brushing past her tail as he made his typical exit by rooftops and car-surfing, as he allowed himself to be painted upon the skyline for as long as possible, so that a certain keen-eyed person could watch him.

MEANHILE:

The noise of the violin bothered her. Not in a way that it sounded bad or anything like that, it just bothered her that Endre had one lying about the shop and just left one there. She stared at the half human playing it, not sure what other half he was, and then slammed her fist on the table. “Enough.” She said, going to the back. She got a kettle out and several cups with a tea bag. Tea, the best thing the humans had ever done. Other than wasabi. It made everything good again.

“Anyone speak or make a sound and I will make sure your innards are strewn about the floor.” At barely 5 feet, people rarely had a chance to look away from her bright blue eyes to her breasts, she was just too short, even if well endowed. She had a feeling she would be seeing Endre back, unless he had died. He had a thing about doing that, almost dying. Her father had warned her to not help him anymore than she could. He was the kind of man Kharlee always tried to be like, have a problem? Throw money at it till it goes away.

The crowd quietened down and she looked at the new books that had come in, tilting her head as she glowered at the papers. She made a mental note to remind Endre to get more love stories. People needed that. Especially in today’s world they always need something to look forward to. Kharlee wasn't hungry again, just bored. She went back again to see if there had been any granola bars left behind, but came back scowling.

Why were there never any granola bars?
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...Since when it became a discussion about cucumbers?


Ever since Miro rented his apartment out to horny teenagers.
I guess I'll post in this stupid fucking roleplay on Sunday.

Wait this is my roleplay.

Fuck.


Me and Koku decided to slow things down a tad to give everyone else a chance to RP on the same page.

Essentially 18-20 posts collabed down to 7.
Adrian had mixed feelings about being threatened with his own promise.... wait? did he make a promise? Yes... yes he did. And Josslyn didn't seem nearly as embarrassed about her questions as he thought a typical seventeen year old girl would be.

Thankfully, she finally commented on something that was not his penis as they parked, and walked the final way to the back-door of an unassumingly quiet nightclub. Inside was the foyer for workers to head off and wash their hands, further in was the kitchen, followed by the main-floor. Another side-way from the foyer led to changing-rooms and the main-stage originally for whoever was performing on a particular night; as the bar had switched to karaoke, the changing-rooms were open for use by Adrian for days he just didn't feel like risking a trip on the streets to his apartment.

As they passed through the already-lit kitchen they were greeted by the short-order cook who immediately recognized their boss, with a guest and stood attentive as he gave a special order for him: "Four eggs, deep fried; a side of cheese-curds and two pints for me and the miss. She'll be working here and I don't want her serving food on an empty stomach."

The chef bowed and went straight to work as he led Joslyn by the hand away through to the main-floor and to a secluded crescent-shaped booth while taking both pints from the bar, allowing her to sit first before entering from the opposite side.

"The food will be here shortly."

Joslyn couldn't help but blush when Adrian had taken her hand, though she couldn't exactly reason why that was. "Food sounds good," she said after a moment or two of trying to figure out if she should actually drink the beer he had gotten for her, "So, is it normal for you to just show up with a chick? The guy didn't really seem all that surprised that you had me in tow." Reaching forward, she grabbed one of the pints and sniffed at it before downing about a quarter of what was in the cup. She was still rather thirsty, and not at all pleased with her still damp clothing, but she wasn't sure if that would be something she could say to him.

Looking down at her person, she frowned when she noticed that her shirt and pants were hugging her body, not baggy like she usually liked them. "So... um... do you have anything I could borrow for tonight if I am to be working? I can't walk around in wet clothing that is practically suction-cupped to my skin," she pointed out.

Adrian nodded after considering what he could do on short notice, "I suppose I could offer you some of my spare clothes." He mused, as he took a drink from his own pint, waiting for the food to be carried out to them promptly as one of the patrons tried to drunkenly belt-out some reworded lines from MDC before being boo'ed offstage.

"I mean, I have some clothes stored here. Not that I'm offering you the clothes I'm wearing now." He started to explain, noting that his own clothes weren't exactly bone-dry either. "There's a back-room where we came-in, second door on the left is mine. You can excuse yourself and go find something that fits while I wait for our food."
As Adrian was given teh all-clear, he stepped into the changing-room, and began sorting-through Joy's clothes, from things in most need of cleaning to things that just needed a good soak in clean soapy water. He chose to start with the later in one sink plugged with a badly-browned and blackened pair of ehr socks, which resaulted in a pungeantly-smelling gray brine which was mostly used to moisten and slough-off some of the super-caked crud from her jacket and pants as the previously soaked clothes were rinsed in the next sink over.

He was making fairly good progress at cleaning off Joy's clothes, having them go through the wash at least twice by the time he heard a noise. He didn't think much of it until he heard it again... It was a door... And boots... Army boots...

Thinking quickly, he stuffed mostly all of both Joy and Joslyn's clothes into the sinks, stripped down, and hopped quickly into the shower between Joy and Jossie, just to get himself thuroughly wet, then popped out as he grabbed a towel to scamper-out and meet the bootfalls as they could now clearly be heard coming towards the noise of running water.

"Oh! I didn't see you there!" He gasped, in dull-surprise to the military-patrol as they gazed upon his unabashed manhood until he finally managed to wrap a towel around his waist with one hand as the other reached into the shower-stall blindly to turn off the water.

Joslyn was forced to surpress a startled noise when Adrian dropped his clothing and hopped into the shower, forcing himself between the girls for a moment. On top of that, she was pretty sure she saw a certain part of the male anatomy she was not really supposed to see, which caused her face to heat up and her ears to turn red. However, she never got the chance to whisper anything to the male as he got out of the shower to speak to whoever had entered the locker room and even had to dodge his hand as he reached in.

"What are you doing in here? one of the men demanded, a flashlight, as well as a rifle, trained on Adrian, "And whose clothing is that you are washing in the sink?"

"I was taking a shower." Adrian shrugged at the rapid volley of questions, "decided to do some laundry while I was at it, but didn't feel like messing up the men's locker-room. I'm sure you can check with the gym owner if you think they'd have a problem with it, but I assure you he doesn't mind." He finished answering as he pulled Joy's sopping-wet army-jacket out of the sink and wrung it out for the third time, letting the gray water drip back into the sink before taking a brush to a muddy and worn-out pair of army-boots.

When he saw that the explanation wasn't making them leave, in fact, one of them was starting to work along the side of the wall behind him, likely only curious if the rumors about the women's locker rooms having a couch hidden in them were true or not...

"If any of you plan on sticking around, you could help me hang these clothes out to dry..."

The errant soldier swiftly turned around, having reconsidered malingering in this part of teh gym any longer if it meant having to go through this stranger's clothes, however, turning down the offer to stay while still staying quickly tried Adrian's pretend-patience with these people, as he shoo'd them back out the door before they could even think to peek behind the shower-curtain.

However, as they were leaving, he make a motion to check himself for body odor and scoffed, "ugh... needs more soap..."
Naw. I actually considered making Maxwell gay when I first made him, but instead I made him a somewhat religious old school kind of older guy who just wishes he still had his family. Y'know, too busy brooding to actually think about bewbs. He's a friggin' nerd, right?


Oh, you have soooooooo just volunteered him for an unwanted harem.

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