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14 days ago
Current A roleplay not for the timid: "The quest to restore the abandoned Waffle House"
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1 mo ago
I do agree with Yandere's sentiment that words not wording workingly do be a problem this time of year.
1 mo ago
Scratch that, place your bets on polymarket.
1 mo ago
Looks like I'll be working on memorial day weekend. And no, this does not mean place any bets on polymarket.
3 mos ago
due to a typo on my part I was nearly convinced I owed the IRS nearly $3000 in excess taxes this year.
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Bio

-There will be delays in replies. Largely due to working overtime, voluntary obligations; other RPs and online-things may compete for my attention.

'Bout me:
Started RPing (badly) back in '05, mostly doing nation-RPs with an emphasis on technology and strategy, later edging out to character-espionage and military-tactics before doing "less serious" character roleplays that were outside of the 2005-2008 continuity.

That's when I went to Dead-Frontier, and found the RP community there, joined a clan, did some pretty good roleplays and pretty much loosened-up my online-personality. When the clan-leader decided to move her RPs here, most of the clan followed.

Took a course in technical-writing back in '08, so now I may sometimes use the semicolon correctly.

In 2010 I dusted off the old nation-RP continuity I had, doing a few hetelia-esque RP-shenanigans there..

RP-Habbits: I tend to geek-out on little technical-details, and sometimes infer how those details would impact the background of the roleplay. Great for world-building, not so great when you had a perfectly good plotline and I just MacGyver it off the rails (though I usually er to the side of amusement, sometimes it creates very grim side-stories).

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The night-test of some of the larger ordnance had left Marlene tired and a bit groggy as she rolled out of bed and caught a glance of Sarah still tucked-in beside her for a power-nap. A few thoughts drifted to whether or not Kat would be alright after they replaced her bowl of spoiled cereal with a pillow, blanket, and small squadron of assorted granola-bars. She was sure they could have tried to do more for her, that girl was working herself to an early-grave even by mercenary-standards.

Putting on her 'uniform' of an weathered old bomber-jacket over the clothes she'd slept in, she managed to make a presentation on the decks as they were greeted and given a few last-second pamphlets by a not-so-forgiving colonel Wang to remind them of how they were expected to conduct themselves. Even when her back was turned, she could feel the disdain the officer felt for her. There was the slight chance that they didn't recognize each other -even if they would have- simply because they did not want to recognize each other. The Perizian civil war had caused quite a few international repercussions, no doubt one of them had managed to be felt even within the Cooperative Dialogue.

The other 'exie' in the Panthers seemed to regard herself better-kept, better preserved in the reserved military-style of conduct that was being flaunted in their faces as though discipline and appearances alone would sell their untested mechs. Marlene was still skeptical.

Afterwards, she brought her old folding-stock ex-Kamdeshi rifle to the range, and set it down on the bench as she made sure to wind the 75 round drum of 7.62x39mm ammunition. The rifle was kitted-out with all sorts of things, an iFAK wedged into the skeletonized folding-stock and held in place with a constriction-band, mounting a scope that not only could see in the dark but also take video for remote-operations, and a laser-illuminator for marking targets were some of the more obvious novelties on the weapon of stamped sheet-metal and a tiny weathered wooden handguard... aside from the drum that nearly doubled the weapon's weight. It wasn't pretty, she never meant it to be... felt that if she was ever seen using it the situation she'd be in wasn't likely to be pretty either; just as long as it helped her get out of the ugly situation alive, she'd be more than happy to have the world's ugliest rifle made uglier-still.
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HOLY BABY HYENAS, NALLORE, YOU'RE STILL HERE!

*raises Nallore like a ballerina and spins*

A whole new world!

But wow omg, I didn't expect my old friends to be here... I vant to cri now. ;_;


...

I'm still here too.
Chartose dismounted at the entrance, and then nodded to Tricia, giving her a non-verbal cue to climb a tree and keep a good watch over the other mounts. The cut on his arm stung a bit, but the bleeding had been stopped and it was now covered; good enough to prevent infection, but anything with a scent for blood would know there was something wounded in the woods.

Not being huddled in the open like the other mounts, Tricia could hide up in the trees and be somewhat calm, and Chartose hoped that the smarter mounts would know they weren't being left totally defenseless as the rest of the party went inside. The architecture seemed a bit off-putting, with everything sloping-in to give a very claustrophobic environment.

Like trying to shove a cat into a box, the charr tried to do things differently by climbing upon one of the side-ledges to watch from above while they came to an open door to an unlit and non-descript interior.

"Whether that door was meant to keep us out, or keep something in, it appears it has failed." Chartose observed, again pointing-out the obvious as though he thought that giving someone a dead mouse was a present. Which was actually ironic since they haven't encountered any dead mice yet.
@Massasauga
-Is that a yes or a no?
I was expecting better pick-up lines from Atomic Nut...
Adrian held his chin between his thumb and forefinger, thinking about Joslyn's concerns about standing-out just a little too much, about what he'd have to work with -sizing her up- and still being able to keep a steady draw on his customers. He also noticed that Joslyn had finished eating before him.

"I've got just the idea." He exclaimed, as he snapped his fingers out from under his chin before getting excitedly to his feet; leaving a third of his food uneaten. "If you'll follow me to the back-room I think I may be able to work something out to keep them from noticing your eyes." He said, before taking-off to his studio.

Once there, Adrian shut the door behind Joslyn and took off his shirt. "Take off that shirt, we're trading." he requested as he ripped-off the sleeves of his own shirt.

"Wait... what?" Joslyn questioned, staring rather openly at Adrian's bare chest before she finally just looked up at him, "Um... why are we trading shirts?" As she asked, she brought her hands up and started to undo the buttons, confused but clearly trusting him, though she was surprised that he was ripping of the sleeves of his shirt. "You are destroying your shirt? That seems counter-productive doesn't it?" Tilting her head to the side, she held out the shirt, one arm currently covering her bare breasts as she had found her damp bra highly uncomfortable.

Adrian sighed quietly, his plan was being questioned. "These are long sleeve shirts, that's a miniskirt." He said, pointing at Joslyn's attire for emphasis, "It's out of proportion, and I can't make miniskirts grow an extra eighteen inches of hem at the snap of a finger; I'm not a magician. So I have to make the shirt look smaller for you."

He took the still long-sleeved shirt and put it on as he gave the new short-sleeved shirt to Joslyn to try-on, although he quickly stopped her from buttoning it up. "It's too tall, tie the ends together to make it shorter.... no... here, like this..." He tried to explain, only moments before losing patience and tying the ends of the shirt together just below her bust-line.

"As for your eyes, so long as you can keep one covered they shouldn't be too suspicious. If they do happen to catch a glimpse of both, just apologize for losing one of your contact-lenses.... Oh right, and one more thing..."

Adrian leaned in close to Joslyn, and gave her a kiss on the cheek.

"A kiss for good luck on your first night. You'll need it."

Joslyn's cheeks flared up a deep red and she bit down on her bottom lip for a moment before she managed a soft 'oh' and hurried off to the bar floor to help the waiters. She had not expected the action from him, but she also wasn't about to complain as she thought it was a normal thing.

Letting out a slow breath, she went over to one of the waiters to ask them what it was she was supposed to do before being handed a pad and pen and shooed off. Chewing her bottom lip, she approached the first table nervously before offering them a rather shy smile. "W-what can I get f-for you today?" she asked softly.

(Taking suggestions from @AtomicNut as to how the first customer responds [Ebonsquire too, I see you lurking dere 'bro])
Just a heads-up, Darkstar and I have decided to have some fun with Kat during the trip.

@Dark Light

This means she'll wake-up a bit more dressed and back in her own quarters with a few protein-bars and a glass of water and two asprin by her bedside.

Maybe even a written apology with smiley-faces scribbled on it. ^_^

Because we're clearly evil like that.

@Massasauga, you want in on these shenanigans or no? Because there are other shenanigans we can drag you into.
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However since 756 > 10, it causes a memory overflow and returns -1

You OWE ME A FINGER.


Only if I get to choose where I put it.
@AtomicNut
The finger-scale is how many of your fingers you're willing to lose to touch her.

Your answer is 756.

This would mean we'd have to cut-off and re-attach all your fingers and toes 39 times over
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I don't see the issue. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


How many fingers does she rate on the 10-finger scale?
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