Avatar of Foster

Status

Recent Statuses

13 days ago
Current A roleplay not for the timid: "The quest to restore the abandoned Waffle House"
4 likes
1 mo ago
I do agree with Yandere's sentiment that words not wording workingly do be a problem this time of year.
1 mo ago
Scratch that, place your bets on polymarket.
1 mo ago
Looks like I'll be working on memorial day weekend. And no, this does not mean place any bets on polymarket.
3 mos ago
due to a typo on my part I was nearly convinced I owed the IRS nearly $3000 in excess taxes this year.
5 likes

Bio

-There will be delays in replies. Largely due to working overtime, voluntary obligations; other RPs and online-things may compete for my attention.

'Bout me:
Started RPing (badly) back in '05, mostly doing nation-RPs with an emphasis on technology and strategy, later edging out to character-espionage and military-tactics before doing "less serious" character roleplays that were outside of the 2005-2008 continuity.

That's when I went to Dead-Frontier, and found the RP community there, joined a clan, did some pretty good roleplays and pretty much loosened-up my online-personality. When the clan-leader decided to move her RPs here, most of the clan followed.

Took a course in technical-writing back in '08, so now I may sometimes use the semicolon correctly.

In 2010 I dusted off the old nation-RP continuity I had, doing a few hetelia-esque RP-shenanigans there..

RP-Habbits: I tend to geek-out on little technical-details, and sometimes infer how those details would impact the background of the roleplay. Great for world-building, not so great when you had a perfectly good plotline and I just MacGyver it off the rails (though I usually er to the side of amusement, sometimes it creates very grim side-stories).

Most Recent Posts

@Rusalka

1.
Pacing. Back in the days of yore, there was said to be roleplays that only moved at a pace of perhaps 6 posts a week, and had up to 14 players upon it. Think about that.

To make such a roleplay work, a lot of legwork went into a post. Offline-legwork. Sometimes this involved printing-out the last page of the RP, chucking it into a binder, and perusing it like a book as you write a cliff's-note on how you plan to summarize all that in your next post because there's a chance yours will be at the head of that page.

Also, sort things out before they start, an OOC arguement over a post you made will waste time you don't have. If someone ninja's your post, be prepared to edit.

2.
Don't be afraid to dual-wield characters/subplots. Having two characters off their own ways doubles your chances of being able to post something in an RP, and may be just enough to get you to roll right through writer's block.

3.
Quality is better than quantity. This applies to players as it does to posts. Have ones that'll stick with you for the RP, get to know the quircks of each others' characters and have an established "continuity of RP" so that if someone AFKs suddenly, that someone can pick-up the notes you left behind and keep your characters relevant (or use your character if the group could've REALLY USED YOUR HELP) so that nobody is ever stuck on account of some suddenly plot-pivotol character not moving for IRL reasons.

So get yourself a good band of friends that 'get' your thought process, try and include them in everything if you can. It's okay if they don't share ALL your interests, that's just the world's way of encouraging you to get more.

4. Make sure you get the ideas in your head written down, even the silly ones. Especially the silly ones. Mistakes happen, and memorable-mistakes are meme-worthy.
Most character sheets actually have a spot where you define the sex of your character. It's a fairly important choice, but what does it mean to you?

Do you feel there are many differences between male and female characters? Do you tend to favor one sex over the other, or only play one sex? Do you feel a roleplay needs to be balanced with its sexes? Are there certain rolls that you feel are better played by a certain sex?


Simplest decision:

Look at the current gender ratio (or predicted gender ratio) and try to get it close to 50/50 (unless the setting explains why there would be a lopsided ratio) either by recruiting more players or playing outside your element.

Similarily, age of character is sometimes played around with. Somebody has to play the badassed grandma.

Other times, it's decided upon more by plot-demands (pairing your character off with someone else's) or if you've got a recently worked-on character you've got kicking-around in your head with nothing to do because their RP got canceled at teh last minute.

This thought-process even applies when RPing entire "squads" of characters. As an interesting ensamble-cast in their own right, they do have interesting stories within their own group, but such intra-player dialouge is kept to a minimum to encourage player interactions.

I think the real problem with 'harem' stories is they're seldom ever believable, not only due to the imbalance in gender presence but also the unlikelihood of a single person - male or female - having so many admirers who hold genuine feelings for them -- as far as I'm concerned, this is just wish fulfilment escapism, regardless of which gender is the person who has the 'harem'.

*sneezes*
I said it before, and I'll say it again; I will not ping people every absence so I can ask them if they've lost interest or whatever.

And I don't care if you say it's "the right thing to do," or "courtesy." If you can't bother to be active on your own (or leave a message saying that you'll at least be busy), then you aren't a good addition to the roleplay. Period.

I'm not going to babysit people. Just move on with the people that are actually interested. lol

This, I do not mind so much in 1x1 RPs. When busy, they can move as slow as the last bit of super-dense ketchup stuck at the bottom of the bottle; still worth tapping.

That feel when someone made an obvious editing out of a plot in their 1x1 int. check so they wouldn't roleplay with you for whatever reason and saying it was """"taken"""".

I think the person didn't like that I didn't want to play a damsel in distress.

works for me bruh

To be fair, shit be getting pretty real if Ryoko is in distress.

I didn't read through the whole thread but still wanted to gripe about something that bothers me sometimes in fights.



Glad to have that out of my system.

I miss the days where RPing last-stands up to par used to be a pre-requisite to nation roleplays.

Bad 80's movies, showing kids how it's done.
Annnd my post brings the number of participants in this thread to 4.

New record set.

I offer nutty-bars and bananas, but only if you aren't allergic to nuts.
tl;dr: Hugs, gunfight, apartment cleared with extreme prejudice. And apparently Twombly thinks Luciel's tail twitches.



Twombly had tried to help Luciel back to his feet, but the Jackalope was still fleet-footed enough to have it his own way before freezing in mortification upon hearing a trio of voices looking for 'her'. Twombly's ears merely perked-up at a thought, as he pointed at a side-room to the apartment's kitchen to lurk in as he started humming a tune, slid his carbine to the floor against the wall, and opened the door to see exactly what was causing the commotion, and how heavily armed they were.

What he first saw was nothing less than the ported cutts-compensator of an old-timey Thompson-gun pressed against his face, behind which stood a plethora of weasels. He briefly tried picturing which voice came from whom; the excitable one with something to prove, the gruffy, slobbish, forgetful one, followed by the sharply-dressed overconfident leader-type. Noise of continued ransacking upstair confirmed there were more than just these three, but these were the most willing to get into a fight and away from tedious menial work; the people-persons.

"So you looking for this short cream-colored girl about ye-tall with big floppy ears and a tail that twitches when she walks? Is her rent due again? I told her to stop wasting her earnings on toys until after her housing was settled..." Twombly began, spinning a yarn; keeping just enough details that almost sounded like a match enough to get their interest... then enough things wrong to convince them it wasn't their person, but at the same time making it sound like he was suggesting they could spend a few extra minutes and a few extra dollars cross-examining his house-guest, just in case, of course.

"Good afternoon. Neighborhood watch" The snazzily-dressed weasel cheekily remarked from behind the two goons as he tapped on a cigarette to ash in the hallway. Their other hand casually rested on the handle of their own thompson hanging from a sling. Much to stereotypes' expectations, the shaky one held Twombly at gunpoint while the bruiser pushed a bit of barbed wire back into position on their bat with a work glove. The bat seemed impacted along the wires with poorly cleaned blood staining the metal and wood. He noisily popped a chomp of gum, looking up during Twombly's explanation with furrowed brows that a grip of scars marred on the left side. Even the jumpy one seemed perplexed by the description, eyes twitching to the side for a moment as if about to look to their boss for confirmation though snapping back to fix on the maned fox's. Their eager finger on the trigger of the thompson clicked a claw against the trigger guard, a tell of anxiousness like a need to scratch an itch. Of the monty, the most aggressively armed one was probably the most pathetic, as he was likely paying off favors with this mission; dipping into a stash he was supposed to sell, he wanted to be done with business by any means necessary.

Either thankfully or unfortunately for Twombly, the third of the squad at least appeared to have the others under control. "Easy, boys...Pointy ears, antlers? Are ya sure you're not either retarded or feeding me bullshit?" The apparent boss inquired with a skeptical smirk as he looked Twombly over with a darkly interested glint before a light shake of their head dismissed whatever thought they had. "Is your 'girl' a he? I hear some messed up fucks are into that kind of shit" they continued, the question posed as both an insult against Twombly's character and a legitimate question. After a moment and another drag, he tilted his head to try to look past the man and into the apartment, "And you wouldn't happen to have...heard a noise? Would ya?"

---Thankfully the busted window was around the corner and out of sight, as the question was accompanied by a gesture from the third weasel. The brute of the three stepped forward to shove Twombly aside with a vaguely annoyed grunt of "s'cuse me" as he stepped into the room, followed closely by the jumpy one. Obviously untrusting, the leader held back, though leveled his thompson at the maned wolf while waiting for his possy to sweep the apartment.

Creaking cupboards and the slam of a coffee table being needlessly overturned raged behind Twombly. Whoever owned the apartment was certain to have one hell of a day, though the window set the stage well enough as a break-in and ransacking.

"So, this 'girl', eh?" The weasel in the hall lazily began, "If you're looking for money, I may be able to take her off your hands...assuming the boss likes wh-" having been cut off in their allusion to their business by a call from the back; ""Hey boss! The window is kicked in. He definitely came in, here!" The first of the batch peeking out from around the corner, causing the second to look up from admiring a small china cabinet in the main room.

"Wonderful! Keep looking while I have a chat with our new friend" The boss chirped, jabbing Twombly with the muzzle of his gun to urge him back into the apartment after flicking their cig down the hall. "Right, lets try one more time to remember your 'girl'. Say something I like and I might just let ya go with a new lead knee for wasting my time!" He growled, closing the door behind him without looking. "Where the fuck are you hiding him and how do y-!" he began, thumbing the safety off at the same moment the roar of a garbage disposal cut into the tension. The two looked up as the sound persisted long enough to make even the boss seem uneasy. "He's not hiding in the drain, you moron!" The boss barked, being met with only an uncomfortable silence as the garbage disposal abruptly stopped with a click. Another palpable moment passed before what sounded like the first weasel softly came, "I think..."

"What, ya having a sandwich in there?" The brutish weasel chuckled, looking to their boss who nodded at them with a gesture to inspect. With a shrug, he complied with bat raised while rounding the corner, "-Cuz ya better save same some for me!" he roared, swinging with the report of twisted metal against wall plaster and a meaty 'thunk'. Their expression changed from cockiness to terror as they stumbled back, hand clutching the stump of an arm where there used to be a hand.

"Holy-! D-DIE!" the boss screamed, lifting the thompson from Twombly to 'spray and pray' into the wall in the hopes of scoring a lucky hit. Caught up in the shock of watching his associate's wound spurting blood, he'd forgotten to account for his 'new friend' he'd shoved just barely out of arm's reach.

The moment the thompson swung away was perhaps the weasel's final, fatal mistake. As Twombly tucked down to grab his rifle off the floor, he rolled into his legs and sprung back to his feet, knocking the nearly twenty pound submachine gun very far from its intended target as he slammed their boss to the ground. "What makes you think I'm hiding?" He asked, but it was clearly rhetorical, as he leveled the rifle and put a round through the weasel's windpipe; this way he'd be granted the courtessy of an open-casket funeral.
"Y'all right in there, darl'n?" Twombly asked in a bit of a drawled-out growl. Being threatened and insulted by such an amature followed by launching twenty pounds of steel off his back wasn't exactly a pleasant experiance for him.

The last weasel stumbled in the opening of the wall section leading to the kitchen, watching in shock as his boss was dispatched. In response to Twombly's question, he looked over to the apparent entity out of sight for the time it took to open his mouth. The goon was prematurely silenced with a rattling crack of the barbwire bat hissing through the air with Luciel in tow, striking true and scattering blood and mangled flesh across the cabinet doors. The goon caught himself on the counter with a spurt of blood from his stump while the jackalope gave the bat a turn to its clean side. "Be right with ya, hun!" he chirped before bringing the instrument of destruction down on the brute who unfortunately had the constitution to remain conscious through the assault. "Fuck this thing is awesome! I should make myself one!" Luciel laughed, giving a golfing swing to disfigure the arm the man lifted to defend himself, but getting caught up in hide and hair after crushing it against the cabinets.



Finally, the man found the wind in his lungs to scream in anguish, bone poking through flesh messily torn from Luciel's motion of lifting the bat only to bring it down once more onto their head with a shrill "Woo!"

He chuckled, pacing a few steps around the numbly convulsing body with one hand on his hip and huffing a sigh before looking over his shoulder back at Twombly. "Better than coffee~" he chirped with a wink before turning back and messily caving the man's skull in with a merciless series of about five more full-body swings which knocked out a ceiling light from how 'into it' the small man got with their needless brutality.

On conclusion, Luciel simply tossed the dented and fraying weapon to the side and wiped his hands off on the kitchen towel which he dropped in the middle of the floor once he was done with it. His ears fluttered, accompanying the small hint of a smirk on his lips hinting to how he shamelessly enjoyed himself. "Right! One more floor" he said with a clap as if just now remembering business while making to pick up the boss weasel's thompson. Adrenaline coursed through his veins, wounds from the crash becoming distant as his hands shook, slightly.

The level of Luciel's highly-motivated ferrocity took Twombly a bit by surprise as he inched away from the scene and out of the bat's splatter-zone. The seer face of glee hinting that his aim to maim was on more of a personal level than that of a normal paid hitman. It was when they finally reached the jack's apparetment that he realized, looking around the somewhat run-down furnishings: he wasn't in the business of killing for money, his secretive nature and multiple personas told a story of a person that did not do these things for fame or noterity, yet here in this housing complex were the bodies of well-supplied hitmen.

It was the signs of a person that had been pushed too far, and did what came naturally: he pushed back.

Luciel hadn't been too thrilled with his ransacked room, earning its temporary occupants a far less glorious death than others by way of a few dozen holes riddling the walls and corpses. His aquarium was smashed along with his pet spider. The kitchen was in the state one would expect save for the series of duct-taped pickle jars on the counter and a mess of vomit on the floor. The jack didn't seem too interested as he hastily robbed the dead and stuffed quantities of his clothes into a large backpack along with a few sets of makeup and false jewlery. While his other stash was at The Hole, his room was still well stocked with various hiding places.

About ten-thousand credits in a metal box hidden in the cushions of the lone mangled chair in his livingroom, a base P99 in his pillow. Two medkits stood out as one was the typical red with a white cross while the other was spraypainted black with enough white taped off for an x to show. The place was run-down seemingly out of negligence and a few violent tangents that left gouges in the walls. The bathroom's reinforced locks on the outside would be call for concern as it appeared set up like a makeshift holding cell; two bolts and room for a padlock on what was a non-standard door for the apartment complex, a door with a metal kick-plate on both sides and made from solid wood rather than cheap particle board.

Luciel worked in silence, collecting his life into a backpack and dufflebag along with an old sleepingbag belted to the backpack. Thankfully, Twombly was a sport and opted to carry the bag which contained scavenged weaponry, his vests, ammo and the black box.

Whatever goons were left had fled as their mission was clearly a wash and they had no intention to end up like the rest. In this, it was fairly easygoing out to the SUV.

While helping lift the more obviously heavier bundles out to the car, he decided now was the best time to ask: "So who are you trying to avenge?"

Much to the surprise to any uninformed observer, Twombly's seemingly-prying question was met with little resistance as Luciel simply replied, "Kaitra...Kaitra Yvelle. She didn't deserve the things that happened to her..." Before his eyes drifted down to the ground, lost in thought.

Cinders of newspaper clippings smoldered in the sink, their contents indiscernible. Empty pickle jars sat on the counter while a foul smell rose from the sink for the next person to find.

"...For protecting me. They deserve it, though. Every last one of them" Luciel cryptically hissed on their way over to the vehicle.
*just realized it was my turn to post the block of collab*
Right, um... I kinda went on hiatus in the middle of a collab, though Hawlin could post what there is, as the collab is already getting a tad lengthy and involves very loud gunfire that may draw some attention.

In terms of keeping up with my RPs, I kinda feel like shit.

But then again, November appears to be the month upon which RPs tend to die more than usual.

PS: I seem to have a bat camping somewhere in my bedroom, and it's starting to get annoying.
-May or may not have been dreaming that a bat decided to wake me up rather rudely a few days ago. Was pretty sure it was a dream, but I've woken up to weirder things.
*dusts off a few of their older concepts*

Shock and Awe, people, shock and awe.

gonna kit out with full security-suite package of seismic and MMW-GSR, gated-UV vision... awww yeah...
Large direct-fire pieces might come in the form of 60mm AT recoil-less rifles and bazookas; good for laying siege to sturdy positions and packing a wallop at close range.


iirc, the current standard for light anti-armor is sitting at about 84mm (AT-4) and 120mm (larger RPG-7s and typical ATGMs).
-Russia currently fields the 152mm Kornet ATGM.
© 2007-2026
BBCode Cheatsheet