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Banned for using a sig image rotator.

>I thought this was the ban the person above you thread....

Anyways... opted to read through the lengthy 451 page Parkland Report released yesterday... _{^{Apparently none of the classroom-doors at Stoneman Douglas could be locked from inside. Nor did the school itself contact police regarding the shooting until after police arrived in response to the shooting (police response initiated by a student in first 39 seconds vs 4 minutes 40 seconds... plus a 4 minute delay in police-dispatch for the CSPD officers that actually went in).}}
-The good news is that disciplinary and remedial actions are to be implemented.
-The bad news is that some very vocal people probably won't like the findings and will want them reworded.

>I also wasn't aware Pumped up Kicks was even a thing.
I mean, yeah, I guess it's a catchy tune... but it kinda sounded too much like tin instruments to my tone-deaf ears.

Famous Quotes You Shouldn't Say During Sex

"I suggest you gentlemen figure out how to put a square peg into a round hole.... rapidly."

"What about the sheep-specs?"

@amorphical
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Famous Quotes You Shouldn't Say During Sex

"I haven't felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film."

"Yo dog, imma let you finish, but..."

"The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone."

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines."

Famous Quotes You Shouldn't Say During Sex

"I never keep boys waiting. It's a hard trial for a boy to wait." -Theodore Roosevelt

Ban the Person above you

Banned, because what if a tigrex is a type of dragon?

Famous Quotes You Shouldn't Say During Sex

"Finish him!"

"Hey, you're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush.... The same as us, and that thief over there."

Famous Quotes You Shouldn't Say During Sex

"Don't you people have phones?"

Monster Girl Mecha Academy

_{Interactions with @AdmrlStalfos19 using @LemonZest1337 as a soap-box.}

In a perfect world, when a person makes an apology after someone else finishes venting their frustrations, someone shows up to provide emotional support for the person feeling most wronged. But this is a school full of free-spirited youngsters, so that doesn't happen.

Instead, after pushing Caellys clear of the giant dragon's unintended tail-whip and the ensuing avalanche of tables. She managed to overhear some high-pitched voice making a dig at the larger girl's emotions. Which aside from having a terrible first day, would make quite an asset on the group of close friends team she was planning on forming as part of her senior year.

So while Jenny was doing her best not to cause a scene, Fellecia the nargacauga... cat... dragon... thing... had decided to use the other girl's immense size in order to make a scene of the fact that she actually wasn't trying to make a scene. And totally had nothing to do with the trying to compensate for being one of the smallest and flattest of the entire senior class.

Using her cat-like ninja-reflexes, it was a simple matter to scale the tallest object in the lunchroom (Jenny), and fling a few quills from her tail at the spider-lady to get her to stop berating the big girl. She then posed herself on one leg, and leaned against Miss Kami's left horn like the personification of her conscience. Except with all her fury and rage directed at Cahreli.

"I'm not sure why she should be apologizing to you. It isn't as though you're going to help clean up this mess, and besides," Felix hissed, pointing at the tables from the direction miss Neseta approached from, "She didn't even hit your table!"

Ban the Person above you

Banned for being uncharacteristicly nice to Quote all of a sudden.