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What kind of life form are you guys anyways?
Huh? I’m a wendigo.
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Huh? I’m a wendigo.
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*blinks*
Uhm, I don’t know how to respond to that.
Oh, and my mom taught me how to mix potions. It can’t be that much different.
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Why is that?
Apparently I’m really hot. That’s supposed to help somehow.
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Bartender would be good.
Oh! I can do that! My uncle always said I would make a great bartender.
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We do not do that here, and server and or cook would be out of the question too.
Well, what other jobs do you have?
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Hmm, well I can help you with that for a time being as long as you are sure you can help with the patrons. How is your experience with service?
I make a great bouncer. I can eat any of your rowdy customers.
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So payment in the form of food would suffice? What other way would satisfy your hunger?
Um... food or energy would be great. I don’t really ever not feel hungry, so whatever you have that makes it less intense is all the payment I want. I start to lose my grip when I get too hungry.
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*looks at it smiling*
That is better. Gotta have accurate documentation if you were to get hired.
*clears my throat*
Why do you want to work here? Besides food and money.
Um... No money, just food. The truth is, I’m really not good about controlling my appetite. But you have entrees that makes it less painful, at least for a little bit.
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*watches**
*Finishes up the last one and slides the papers toward you*
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You can just print, just make it legible.
*Checks each field on the form as I fill it out to make sure it’s as clear as day*
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