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*looks at my hand*
I assume you were instinctively trying to consume me?


No, I thought you wanted me to prove I was strong...
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Owowowowow!


*Quickly lets go*
Huh? What?
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This place isn’t really a normal Tavern considering those who wander here have to be at a specific level or ability to traverse dimensions. With that being the case, it is safe to assume most are strong in their own right.


Oh, I think I understand.
*Squeezes with an extreme force, and a couple red arrows emerge from my back and slither up my hand for support*
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Good! *sticks out my hand*


*With great surprise, shakes it*
That’s it?
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Well I know what we did. I wanna know what sort of shenanigans you got up to. Might give me some inspiration, even.

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Ah, you’re right. It’s not falling apart any time soon.


So what kinds of things do you do in your military?
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That’s a given, but the food I’ll have you taste is more or less wether is it at least a decent dish or not.


I would love to do that! That makes the job even better.
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I want to make a variety of dishes as it seems one of my fragment’s work is doing good in filtering the patrons. So the dishes can be better suited to certain people.


So I have to adjust for different audiences?
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Mmmaybe. I’m more of a listener, but I could recount the tales of you and Joel.

Our janitorial staff are top notch.

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Taste tester.


Oh! I can do that!! I know the sorts of things most people like.
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Stories for stories.

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'Course it is. Look how pristine it all looks.


*Hesitantly laughs*
She works hard. I think it’ll stay this way for a long time.
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Calm down, calm down.
*waves my hand*
Anyways. You seem like you could be a fit for the job. I’ll add in an extra responsibility since you are keen to eat. And it should help you.


An extra responsibility? What would that be about?
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