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I DON'T LIKE'EM PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURNS THE FRICKIN' 1X1 SECTION LEWD.
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6 yrs ago
Oi JOSUKE, I logged on to my personal desktop computation device and went to ROLEPLAYERGUILDDOTCOM, now I'm trapped in the one-times-one section! Ain't that wacky?
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6 yrs ago
I didn't steal your meme, I colonized it.
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6 yrs ago
Rush RPG, cyka blyat
6 yrs ago
John Table. The man. The myth. The furniture.
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Sagax spent the time after being treated sitting next to Roze, who looked just as pale as she did after getting out of the water, as the battle raged on nearby. Not that he could have done much else. He was sore all over and his head would periodically burst into an inferno of searing pain. At times, it would be so great that he felt like he was going to throw up over the stonework of the city. Gods, it was so nice to be back inside Windhelm proper, behind solid walls. Out on the docks, they were sitting ducks, but in the city they had some actual cover from the missiles of the accursed Kamal warships. He was even more grateful to be back behind solid wall as he continued to hear the docks being pounded with giant ice spikes, courtesy of the Snow Demons. The ground shook and the shattering of stone could be heard beyond the gates. Looking over at Roze, Sagax was surprised to see her still out of it, eyes closed and breathing slowly. It was quite clear Roze was in a real bad way if not even the quake of spells hammering the city could rouse the Breton from her sleep. She was going to be alright though, definitely. "Oh please Lady Mara, let her be alright...it was my idea, not hers, she should not be punished for my recklessness." She was so pale, and undoubtedly very cold. A sympathetic Nord guardsman, a rare thing indeed, helped Sagax carry Roze to one of the nearby sconces around the Grey Quarter. Hopefully what little warmth the fire could provide would make Roze more comfortable.

Deciding that there wasn't anything more he could do to help at that moment, Sagax steadily rose to his feet with the support of his scabbard; it hadn't gotten any easier with rest and healing, unfortunately. As he began to make his way...somewhere, he didn't quite know what his destination was going to be, he noticed an axe laying on a crate nearby. Picking it up and examining it, he thought it looked familiar. Thinking back before the battle, he recalled that it was Felix's. He saw it dangling on the bard's belt as the man handed Sagax a manuscript, which was in his bag...in the warehouse. No chance of getting back at that moment. He wasn't stepping one damn foot on those docks. Thinking that it would be better off with himself instead of in the open for anyone to take, Sagax clipped the axe to his belt. Felix died in defense of Windhelm, and his weapon deserved an honored place in the hall of the dead in his body's stead. No way was he going to let some random layabout loot it.

Sagax felt, and no doubt looked, lost. The screams of the dying and the scared were harrowing, and the constant battering of the city by the Kamal were having a very ill effect on his mind. He just needed to walk, think about other things. Like rabbits. Rabbits are such nice creatures, so fluffy and docile. The world could use more rabbits, thought Sagax. Maybe he would find a rabbit and tame it when it came time to go back home, and...oh who was he even kidding?

Stopping somewhere in the Stone Quarter, he wasn't of a mind to know exactly where, Sagax let himself fall against the side of a building as he put his hands to his face. This was hopeless. What could they do against the Kamal? They were giants, with giant swords and giant shields and giant ships and giant mages...they could have taken Windhelm hours ago. They were just toying with everyone. It was probably a game for them. Pick on the little humans, and kill a few for good measure. Bastards. Where were the gods in such a time? Where was Mara's benevolence? Stendarr's righteous might? Where were they when they were truly needed, when these beasts were slaughtering their followers like cattle? Surely they would help. Yes, soon. They were just biding their time, waiting for the Kamal to be at their weakest. The Demons would grow arrogant and careless, and that's when the might of the gods would strike them down.

In his thoughts, he was deaf and blind to the squad of Dawnguard nearby, and to the pleas of their commander. It took the continued shouting of Sevine to bring him back to the sordid reality he so desperately wanted to escape. When he looked towards the commotion, a Dawnguard and the huntress were face-to-face, glaring at each other in a deadly staring match. Sagax didn't even know what the hell was going on.

"Sevine? What are you doing?" He said as he made his way to the group. "What's going on over here...and why is there a hand print around your neck?" Sagax had turned to the soldier that Sevine was trying to kill with her eyes, as there was indeed a large red mark going across his throat. Did Sevine just do what he thought she did?

Oh gods, and Sagax thought he had a knack for getting into trouble...
I wanna see Sevine chokeslam someone into a market stall. That would make my day.
@MiddleEarthRoze@Frizan
What are you two planning? Collabs, or no? I'm thinking at least one solo post for Sevine and Leif to react to what just happened, the battle somewhat ending, etc. I'm just gonna start writing my post, to hell with it!, and then they go stumble onto the vampire lady/Remlyna (whoever comes first), and start a collab in a new post there with them voicing their opinions, followed by motherly love, and the tears of life flowing?

@gcold Change of plans, somewhat. I'm going to have Leif run off with Farid to find out who this thief is, in the palace dungeons. He'll regroup with Sevine later, similar to what happened with the shopkeeper. Is there a collab yet for this?

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Also this, ^^ is exactly what I imagined xD


I think I'll do a solo post as well before getting into the main action.
So much for that shoulder being fixed.
Specs will be giving his vote for locking up the wolfie, and sparing the Dawnguard leader, being the softie he is. If he gets his ass up in time, anyway.
Blink is the single most entertaining mechanic in a stealth game I've ever used. God, I love Dishonored.


I also did my Ghost run without unlocking any additional powers. I still felt like I had a ton of versatility in most situations.
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This is why I Red Orchestrown you, Tovarich.

I like stealth games. I still need to beat Dishonored but I have a hard time getting into it. Sniper Elite 3 is a hell of a lot of fun. Best way to look at stealth games is like they're big elaborate puzzles.


Dishonored's some good fun as well. Had my most fun(and frustrating) experience when doing a Ghost/No kill run.

Grenades make for very good distractions.
I dunno how many of you guys like sneaky-sneaky games, but I've come across a freeware stealth game, called The Dark Mod. It was heavily inspired by the Thief series. Bunch of missions you can download and sneak about in.

Okay I'll stop harping on about my raging hard on for stealth games now.
Everyone loves robot arms. Especially magic robot arms.

On an entirely unrelated note, Thief: Deadly Shadows is a whole load of fun. Well, if you find incredibly patient and methodical stealth fun. Which I do.

God I love hitting people in the back of the head with spiked batons.
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And get this...

People can't tote around swords twice the size of themselves.


What the fuck? Next you're going to tell me that Dark Souls doesn't contain accurate examples of real combat, and that people can't perform gymnastic feats while wearing armor the size of a small car.

Zombie-pygmy things totally happened though. Right? I'm pretty sure Machiavelli wrote about them.
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