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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@POOHEAD189
Ok schweet! I have a plan that's inspired by good old uncle Iroh, so I'm looking forward to that idea coming in.

@The Fated Fallen
It's going pretty good friend. My sudden urge to have bear-related characters happened, so theres that.

Jonathan quickly raised his shield in a defense, and very slowly started strafing to around to the flipped table, and the guard with it as well. It was very hard to do near anything in this smoke because it was so thick, but once Jonathan felt the corner of a solid plank of wood, he knew where he was, and he quickly slammed his mace behind the table, hitting it on the guards shoulder. Immediately after, Jonathan ducked behind the table and swung at the man's head, which knocked him unconscious when the mace hit the skull.

Now that Jonathan was on the ground behind the table, he took a second to analyze the situation, and thats when he noticed a piece of paper on the ground next to the guard. Obviously, paper was meant to be read, so Jonathan picked up the paper and, to his dismay, found it was a child's drawing, and not even a good one. To describe it, one would say "man riding bear", and even then you could be misconstrued. Jonathan did like the idea of riding a bear though, so he'd probably ask about getting a bear mount later. Right now though, Jonathan held out the palm of his hand, with the hand facing the ceiling, and a golden light began to emanate from the air above it. Once the light began to shine, Jonathan prayed.

"Hail, Light. I come to thee with a question of dire straits. How long doth thy have until the cambion overseer of this asylum arrives?"
ahoy bois and female bois. I have interest, and may make a guy who summons copious amounts of animals to fight with.


I like this idea and wish to join, however I must propose one question before I create a character to enter this world with.

Is lycanthropy limited to just werewolves, or can I have a werebear?
@KRIEEEG yo where you at.
Jonathan raised his hand in preparation to speak out with a voice of concern. It was definitely not the best idea to go in and immediately start a fight. Either way, it happened, and Jonathan ran in for backup behind Deprave and positioned himself right in front of him and began to yell out.

"AS MY COLLEAGUE SAID, YOU MEN MUST BE IDIOTIC AND BARBARIC TO GET IN HERE! I SAY TO YOU FELLOWS, IF YOU CARE TO PROVE ME WRONG, FACE US HEAD ON WITH THE BALLS THAT HANG BETWEEN YOUR LEGS!"

Jonathans helmet glanced over to Deprave, and a look of 'was that good?' was exchanged to him. If Nefas himself showed up, it would be a team effort to take him down, with Deprave doing a large amount of the damage. One could say that the Mayan monstrosity would be the teams DPS.
The Tale of Jonathan Light, the valiant Crusader of Constantinople begins here.

The crusader knocked on his shield to gather the attention of the party. He pointed to the relatively close asylum when the party turned to face him. No words were exchanged by him, instead he turned to face the asylum and thought about the most appropriate strategy to get this demon out of that place. "The guards here seem flimsy and unreliable, although a bunch of them could probably get us in a bad spot. Deprave and Gardener will cause too much suspicion to the guards if they try to get Betty out, and Grog is probably more suited for distracting this time. There's an exposed ventilation shaft there, though. Villiam could probably go through the vents as gas, which would cause not a lot of suspicion, although that'd be risky if he splits up via air currents going to different places... although... we do have Kritch and Tobias..."

Jonathan went over to the two rogues and handed his tent to Kritch. Two hands seemed handier for this than one, no offense to Tobias. He then spoke, which surprised a bit of the group. "This tent is a separate dimension. Get Betty into it then dismantle it. Get the tent out after she's in. Go through the vents to get to her." Jonathan stopped speaking immediately afterwards, and went over to the front of the prison and stood, waiting for the guards to notice him so he can be a diversion.
Breach didn't sit down when she got in the helicopter... well, she didn't sit in a seat anyway. She sat cross-legged on the floor of the heli as the team flew to their mission location. She perked up when her name was called, and happily chimed in. "I'm impartial to what I do, as long as I can be a good member of this team." To be honest, she could provide a good sneak due to her being so small, and if hostile choppers come near, she might be able to try and blast one out of the sky. She giggled at the thought of that. A flaming chunk of military-grade aircraft plummeting because a grenade landed on it. It sounded like the 4th of July. Breach couldn't wait for this mission.
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