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7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

The knight crawled out from under the crab, relatively unscathed, and he took to note what The Light said. They were left with two options, being they could hold out and let the retrieval group get Betty, or they could take down Nefas on their own. Both options were rather risky, and the chance of actual success are rather slim either way. He then overheard the alcoholic speak, and a third idea was popped into his head.

"...I promise it'll be worth your while. Bucket's got my special extra-sticky apply-on-weapon napalm..."

Napalm. That was the answer to this predicament. The crusader rushed for where he faintly saw the alcoholic point to, and he found the bucket with the... what the hell was this even? He decided to call it 'slog' for simplicity purposes. He grabbed the bucket and noticed a firework left from the pelvis-eviscerating explosion, unlit and unused. The knight was going to have some fun tonight.

LightBro ran over to a big wall of the asylum and sloshed half the bucket of napalm onto the side of it, covering it in a brownish-black coat of 'slog', then went back to the rock where he found the bucket in the first place, and he prepared the firework to be launched at that wall. Once the firework was lit, there was only one thing to do.

"FOR THE GLORY OF THIS TEAM, WE ARE THE GREATEST!"

The firework was launched, and a large cloud of soot and ash covered the wall, with a heavy earthquake accompanying the scene. Clearly it was enough to blast a goddamn hole directly in it, as the silhouette of an armless demon was barely visible beyond it, no doubt shocked by the situation. If Grog were to witness this, he would probably die of pleasure. The knight stood and stared at it for a minute, just amazed at what he did to that wall.
@Banana You might want to retroactively say you were, otherwise Fran's going to tear you apart. There's a point where no amount of being more skilled in combat will save you from that incoming guided freight train.


I may have a plan that involves slamming a freight train into a pissed-off robot.
I did a post thing.

@KoL We're all Saiyans here. Except Miyu.


Even skeleman?
Bonesword



The plant life grew rapidly around the swordsman, slowing down a lot in a majority of areas, and then rapidly growing into a thick cactus in a very specific area, which thankfully caught a large axe before it managed to chop his life down to a halt. The cactus was split sadly, but the axe was halted and redirected to the ground. The skeleton warrior turned his head towards where the axe came from, two bright lime-green lights shining from where a humans eyes would be, and he stared down the succubus. It was clear that this skeleton had been provoked, and was ready to kill some demons.

"... you missed. Thanks for the axe, you wench." The skeleton prepared to grab the axe and wield it in his left hand, with his true weapon-of-choice armed in the right hand, but that axe was - to put it simply - TOO GOD DAMN HEAVY TO LIFT, so he simply held onto it tightly for the time being. Should this succubus attempt to summon her axe back, the swordsman was going to go with it and a sword would be plunged directly into the heart of a demon. Did the skeleton know how to wield a two handed axe and a sword at the same time? No, not at all, but he was efficient in throwing swords, which would be incredibly handy... if he had any spare swords, that is. If push comes to shove, sticks would suffice to be thrown as swords, after all, when kids were pretending to be knights, they would use sticks as swords, no?

The skeleton waited, going into a defensive stance. Making the first move would be near suicide, you'd have no plan of attack and wouldn't know how to fight if you could even do it. It'd be hard to defend with nothing to defend with either, but luckily a few saplings sprouted up and began to grow near the swordsman, becoming rather small trees quickly. Defensive treants were always useful, even in times of limited movement. A small amount of dialogue escaped the mouth of the skeleton before the next events were to happen. "You don't seem bad. If I weren't sworn to these humans, I'd like to know you better."

@Lucius Cypher
The old man put up his notebook and shook the Vrettonian woman's hand, a hearty laugh accompanying it. It wasn't too terribly often you find a group of people on a quest for a queen these days, especially at the age he was at where it was even difficult to stand up right after you sat for just a couple of minutes. He lowered his hood, revealing his shiny bald head and his scarred face. "Queenly business eh? I'll be damned if I can remember the last time I helped with that. Well, I ain't got much to tells ya, but I'm Ursaren, a Priest of Maestus, ex-adventurer, and a pretty skilled alchemist and healer if I do say so myself. That's a large amount of information you need to know from me, ain't much left after that." Ursaren felt that most of the other information he could tell them was of the current moment pointless.

Ursaren pondered the thought of telling them of his affliction or not, but he feared that this band of adventurers would attempt to murder him in cold blood if he did. Rather than telling them straight away, he felt like the best idea would be to reveal it in a situation where it would be beneficial, which would hopefully lean them towards being accepting of his... it wasn't really a curse or a blessing... thing? Let's go with thing, heh heh! "Would it be rude if I asked if anyone in this group was a werewolf? I'm not afraid of them, I'm just curious in the case that if I did go with you youngsters I'd wake up and find a giant wolf beside me."

@The Fated Fallen@POOHEAD189
I'm waiting.
Overlook's Bunker

@ProPro


"Ok. I look forward to talking to the director of the Protectorate. Thanks for everything Decoy" After that was said, the hologram vanished, gone without a trace, and the head of the dispatched squad began to speak to Ruben. "This whole situation smells funny. I'll be keeping my eye on you." Ruben calmly responded to the leader with no hostility in his voice. "I don't blame you for thinking that. Would you guys like something to eat or drink before you leave, though? I can make some good tea, in my opinion." Who would turn down a cup of tea offered by a cripple, everybody knows that they make the best kind!



A Shipping Warehouse.


Inside an abandoned warehouse in Denver, a thuggish man was being interrogated by a vigilante in a moon mask, being beaten rather heavily. Now while this may seem like the masked man was being the aggressor here, he was actually the hero in this situation, as the thug was a leader of a smaller-scale human-trafficking group. To passerby with excellent hearing, they would hear the sounds of the thug crying out loud with pleas to his mother, but most would choose to ignore it as the area had a bit of a history of being haunted. Anyway, the conversation the two people had was pretty damn entertaining.

"Please mayn! I ain't done nuthin wrong, mayn! I-I just a simple homie G mayn!" "You say that but then you auction off these girls like they didn't have lives." "Look mayn it's just the bi'ness mayn, I ain't pickinin up girls and sellin' em off. I work off of what m'boss tells me t'do mayn!" "I know, and I don't want to hurt you any more than I have to. That doesn't mean I won't do it though." "Don' hurt me! I'll tell ya whatever ya want ta know mayn!" "I need information about more of these auctions." There was a pause, followed by a smirk from the thug. "Oh dayumn mayn ya wanna know more? I see whatchu' tryna do here, heh heeeeeeh, I feel ya I feel ya. Errthang ya need ta know is in da bottom left desk drawer, and call ya boi Chilly Willy up when ya need some mo' girls. I'll hook ya up nicely, mayn."

The moon man grabbed the information he needed, something mentioning this organization called the
"Bratva", and then he untied the thug, who stumbled onto the floor. A dimly lit flash of light sparked in the room, and the moon man was replaced with a woman who immediately slammed her police baton into the man's head, knocking him out cold.

"...really? He gave us the information we needed... and why are you in your underwear, Gaia?" The girl chuckled at the male thoughts in her head, and she began to speak out loud. "The police are on their way, Dunn. If we let him escape, he would go blab to his boss and they'd skip town. In this situation, his boss will think the police got him, and they'll sta-ay~." There was a sigh from the male voice. "You forget that you are here and it looks very damn suspicious to the police if you are found here-"

His thoughts were interrupted by the police sirens blaring in the distance, then stopping outside the warehouse, with blue and red lights flashing outside the window. "...FUCK!"




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EDIT:
I just noticed that I was using the wrong colors for the twins. Now since I'm lazy, just remember the following thing...
Dunn/Sparce is this weird blue-green
Gaia/Farce is yellow

EDIT2:
Current characters included in the Graveyard Trio
Farce, Whipstitch, and Limbo
@The 42nd Gecko I have him slaying any stragglers now. Also, I haven't said this, but I love your username.
@The 42nd Gecko
Unaware of that, thank you for bringing it to my attention.
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