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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
7 likes
8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
3 likes

Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@KoL@Flamelord
What Windel said. Plus he's probably more enveloped with the fact that he just had to kill his once-dead girlfriend for mercy and he had to kill his "son" out of mercy too, so he's an emotional trainwreck.

@TheWindel
He doesn't have eyes... so...

@The 42nd Gecko
I'm ready to DIE.
@Inner Demon
Time to make a quick edit.
@Oraculum
I shall. Thank you for informing me.
Bonesword



Chaos. It was bloody chaos.

Bonesword watched as the whole field of Arcadia quickly turned to a landscape of pure bedlam, standing with his sword drawn all the while. He had to set the fields ablaze to stop Victoire, but even then there was the floating fields that were unaffected, rather just making the situation worse as Bastion plummeted into the smoke and ash of the world. He felt remorse again, and he knew that this would probably be met with at Eos's hand.

But he didn't care at this point. He was just wanting for it to end.

Bonesword had begun to feel like he should rejoin the fray, and he decided on doing that very thing. It wasn't much use standing next to the corpses of his lovers, but he knew that he had to continue on at some point. The problem was that he didn't have much to do at this point, but this was set aside when he saw the demon, Henry, trying to pull Bastion out from the fire and flames. Why he was doing this, Bonesword didn't know, but he commended him for it. A decision was made as Bonesword saw that Henry was about to be impaled by a flaming spear, and that didn't really sit well in Bonesword's book. The skeleton ran up against a tree, and sort of conformed it to where it launched him directly to where Zak was located, with the skeleton managing to grab hold of Zak's legs, hopefully causing him a problem.

Should Henry care, he should probably run or he was next up for a stab.

@Inner Demon@TheWindel@floodtalon
@Lugubrious
Did you just give me an Omnitrix...?
As Jen observed the new demon near the group, she was a bit taken aback when Kirby mentioned that there was a powerful dragon nearby. At first, Jen didn't exactly believe that Kirby was telling the truth, but then she looked at who was present in the crew and she gave into the idea that there really was a dragon about. Everyone was thankfully out of the RV now, so Jen could probably rally the group together and get them back in efforts to try and get the van working so they could continue. "Everybody? I believe the cause of our problem is that way," Jen pointed as she continued talking, "and if we take out that thing, then we may continue on our journey out of Hell." She pointed to clarify to the rest of the group, and after all was said and done, Jen turned back to Kirby and posed a question to her.

"Care to come with us, Kirby? We have room for another member in this crew." With the recent loss of Kritch and the polluted poltergeist, the group did have enough room for another person for sure, so hopefully Kirby would take her up on the offer and come with the crew, even if it's for just a little while.
@King Tai
I honestly don't know. I'll have an idea figured out later, I guarantee that.
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I don't suppose you guys have room for a possible aristocrat character?
@Oraculum@Turbowraith

post soon peasants. Like really soon. We're waiting on you two.
@KoL
I apologize for that mess up on my part. May I make it up to you with a bad joke?
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