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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
7 likes
8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
3 likes

Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@Ryonara
Good luck with whatever's going on, man. I hope it all turns out okay.
@KoL
On the ground.

I removed the underline too so I am an idiot.
@KoL
They can't fly, that is true.

I'm just gonna have the rest of the roses on the ground burn though. Maybe then the smoke will mix with the pollen and just suffocate everyone. Or maybe it won't, I dunno.

Edit: (actually put in the underline) Underline is not meant for any rudeness, it's simply meant for clarification.
Bonesword



Huh. So this is what dying feels like.

At least that's what the skeleton would be thinking if he was hit. Within a mere instant it would seem, the skeleton was surprised to find that he was not the one hit with the poisonous fruits from Victoire, but instead his basilisk, Charlie, was the one who took the hit. The snake jolted back in sheer agony, beginning to writhe around on the ground as Victoire and Henry disappeared into the distance. Bonesword stood over his "son" and watched as he kept writhing all the way through his torment. A feeling of grief started to wash over the skeleton, a very familiar feeling at that, as he saw the cloud of sheer death starting to enclose the lands of Arcadia.

He knew what to do.

With a sorrowful look, he brought the blade he was gifted from Hohenheim down onto Charlie's head, taking it off and reducing him to a pile of basil. A small sniff could be heard from any nearby as Bonesword stared off at the fields of flowers. He knew what to do, and he'd later come to regret it.

A single order was sent out to the burning armies of Bonesword. They only had one more task to do before they were dismissed.

"Immolate the flowers. No survivors."

Many of the surviving trees, lit aflame by Henry, ran directly into the flower fields of Arcadia, setting them ablaze and scorching the land around them. There wasn't much to do at this point, but this would be one of the things that truly mattered in the long run. Of course the flying islands of Arcadia were still completely fine, but the ground was scorched clean.


@floodtalon @Lmpkio @Awesomoman64 @ReaptheMusic @Mega Birb @Lonewolf685 @TheWindel @Flamelord [ @anyone else I forgot this is hard] @KoL
@The 42nd Gecko
Shit. I never did get that answer.

Now I'm just gonna post it and let the chaos ensue.

@Lonewolf685
thank.
@The 42nd Gecko
Why must you do this? Why must you point this out?
So... does anyone remember how Henry lit all of Bonesword's trees on fire? I do.

Does everyone know that flowers are flammable? I hope so.

Is everyone okay with me turning Arcadia into a crag in my next post? I hope so.

I need to ping everyone now, so dammit me with my complications.
@Lugubrious
Bronchitis is what's going down in my life. It sucks when you cough and then you try to breath but you cough again.

In other news, I did a lot of progress on Animal Crossing, so that's pretty nice.
@Lmpkio
Is there a possible Breezy?
@The 42nd Gecko
Just when I thought I had an idea brewing...
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