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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@Mega Birb
I want to interrupt your post by having the Frog climb onto Greg's hand, taking control of him and simply making him dance.

I ain't gonna do it though. Instead, I'm going to contemplate making a fifth character. CL4P-TPs are canonical, and I kind of want to have a mistake running around.
Tibulus simply let out a "On it." as he started working away at the co-pilots chair, going over all of the ships systems, trying to identify any problem. He heard that he had to go and get someone named Taleste, then he was going to go and get the ship back in operation with her help. Did he know who she was? No, not at all. Hopefully he'll find her soon. After he realized that he was doing fuckall to help the situation at the cockpit, so he ran off to go and fetch this girl who he didn't know.

After a quick hop down to the next level, followed by another hop, he ran into the stairwell as a girl called out for anyone. He didn't recall her voice call in when Stryker yelled, so he assumed she was a new crew member. Without much hesitation, the fungal skeleton ran to this girls aid and helped her stand on her feet. "Come on, I've gotcha."

@Silver Carrot@Crossfire
The Frog

The Frog raised his hands in slight fear when Lucille slammed her gaze onto him, with his hands raising even farther when Luci got angrier at him. There was only one thing he could do to try and defend himself at the current moment, and that was to try and plead to the reason why he did what he did. "I-If I may try to defend myself, I-I tried to do something that n-nobody else here could do, and take control of the H-Heavens for your mother, Princess Luci. Then a dragon threw me into an i-incinerator and I was forced back here."

When Luci brought up that she'd give a treat to Artoria, the Frog's fear only increased exponentially as he cowered into a ball on the ground. "No please! I was just cleaned!"

@TheWindel@The 42nd Gecko@Lonewolf685
@Mega Birb
It's really hard to try and convey dreams with FireAlpaca.
@Mega Birb
That's probably exactly right.

Also, testing out the new headers for my characters, and I feel like Abigail has the worst out of the 4.
Abigail

Abigail turned to face the draugr when he called for her, wondering why exactly she was being called in the first place. She had originally planned to try and go find the harpy that gave her such an unpleasant dream by trying to tell him to take the dream, but... she didn't really know how to make him take the dream back. With a quick nod of her head, the specter floated towards Torag and began to follow beside him down the hallway.

@Mega Birb
Tibulus was about to take his leave and go start a game of poker when something suddenly happened to him. He felt something odd, something heavy, and he had to get it off his chest. Ok, maybe he didn't feel anything like that, but he did feel like it was time to tell Stryker a little bit about himself, and more importantly, figure out what the fuck Dawson had gotten the crew into. Tibulus walked over to his seat again, sitting down and beginning to build a house of cards, and got a good base going before he spoke up to Stryker. "... I'm gonna wait a bit first, and I figure you should know something about me. I don't know exactly why I want to tell you, but here we go..."

Tibulus continued to build his house of cards as he spoke. "Have you ever heard of the Lykor Incident?"
Bo-Bonesword - Carnival of Crazies


"What have I gotten into now..." whispered the clown swordsman, nicknaming whatever he was into Bo-Bonesword. He saw the various bags of pink and red strewn about, and he really didn't want to know what was inside those bags, rather he kind of just wanted to get out. He didn't know what he was truly supposed to do right now, but he felt like it involved killing these clowns and... saving the day?

Bo-Bonesword didn't really do that, but he guessed he had to now.

He waddled around comically, trying to form a plan in his head, taking everything in with each step. There was the stupid idea of simply burning down the damn tent, and honestly it probably would work. These clowns seemed just as prone to fire as any other clown, maybe even more so. However, the rain would be a bit problematic for that situation.

Maybe he could try just being himself? That seemed like a good idea at first, but then the realization that these clowns wield toy ray-guns that are probably actual ray-guns just made it a lot worse. Plus, he's pretty sure his swords would be kind of useless considering the situation and the physics.

In any case, he had to try and figure out what he was doing right now. This may very well blow his cover, but it was a risk he had to take. Bo-Bonesword walked towards the lanky clown in front of him and spoke up, his voice sounding quite sillier than normal. "Excuse me friend, why exactly are you clowning about in here? I hope it's not any funny business!"
@Flamelord
Henry was already in Hell, and he likes the Frog though.
@TheWindel
Oooooh shit. This is fantastic.

Edit: Kermit has a fan club in Hell. Who'd've known?
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