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7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@ProPro
Apologies. I haven't updated in a bit with Kyoshi. I'll tick up a post in a bit as soon as I'm done sorting out my room.

On the plus side, I have my 3D printer hooked up again, so I'll likely start making things.

Lillian
@KoL


"... ok." Lillian didn't exactly agree with Eos' idea of how they couldn't win by staying on the defensive, but she could at least see where she was coming from. The factory was getting smashed from the opposition, and the best way to keep them off of this factory was to simply kill them. That was easier said than done, however, and Lillian wasn't really fond of getting on the front lines and doing shit. Too risky. Despite her disagreement with Eos' choice, Lillian hauled her equipment through the factory and headed towards where she was once situated.

Well... she was, but then the loud sound of something from the ocean caused her to flinch as she lugged her tools to the entrance. Once she was there and safely situated at the entrance, Lillian looked out among the battlefield and saw the Leviathan. Her jaw dropped as she gazed upon it, and she naturally lifted up her journal and opened it to a fresh page, where it began to chronicle the anatomy of the giant-ass beast.

"What 'n Sam Hill 's that?! 'oly fuck!
@Flamelord
Yes.

@Lucius Cypher
's fair. I was misunderstood, it seems.
@Lucius Cypher
Those chains aren't gonna do shit. Eve is 2fast.

"Two. Catch me!"

As quickly as Eve arrived in the area, she blasted off into the skies again, returning to the hurricane. She took a hit from that shattering of the silver dome and another from crashing into Henrietta, but she'd been through worse. It wasn't the first time she'd collided like that with something, and she was more than happy to do it again. Eve began to streamline through the hurricane as she kept a careful eye on Henrietta, watching her like a hawk.

The floor around Henrietta was covered in ashes, likely from the collision of Eve and the dome that Henrietta had put up. That was besides the point, however, as a soft sound of a bird's call could be heard near Henrietta. What it came from, however, was unknown.
The Fungal Knight - Info on the Klowns


Bonesword took a minute to remember what he could before he spoke about the clowns he had encountered the day before. "Yesterday I had a run-in with a group that I think fits the bill of being anomalies within this city. I may be some kind of undead, but these guys were zombie clowns. They act just as silly as any old clown at a first glance, even defying basic physics to do so by fitting into those small cars, which is probably to give some kind of false sense of safety to lure in any humans as prey, then I believe they eat them. It's hard to say, mainly because I didn't actually witness them eating people..." Bonesword took a pause before continuing. "The clowns also do not naturally speak any kind of intelligent language, at least from what I could tell. I made a few puns to introduce myself when this Watch cloaked me, and the 'head honcho' from what I could tell thought I was acting to propose an idea for better prey. I don't think they really cared enough to speak intelligently for long, though."

Bonesword paused again, thinking if that was any sufficient amount of information to tell the college before he continued. "I also have some info about these... 'echoes', although it's just speculation. Mind if I speak about what I'm thinking?

@Roughdragon1@Lugubrious
The PRT Building

"I-I can't really explain it." Ruben kept watching the film as the shadows became more prevalent with time, although the shadows only were able to tell about a second into the future. It was really weird watching the fight at this point, to be perfectly honest. "I can tell what the fighters are going to do... before they do it... I think. Like a right hook now." As if seemingly on cue, Ruben finished saying the word 'now' as a right hook was thrown. It was really trippy for Ruben to watch this, and it gave him a slight headache at first. It was either that or he was remembering something in some kind of bulk.

The best part about being in the air was being able to plot out what you wanted to do. Eve did this as she circled the hurricane, observing the battlefield for any foes that were willing to take a blast from a flying ball of fire and feathers. Anything that actually caught her eye seemed to be a bit too... tough... for her to even put a dent in it, and she felt like if she tried to save anyone she'd take the attack for them, and she didn't want to die in this battle. She wasn't crazy!

That being said, there did seem to be a lone demoness in the corner of the battlefield, trying to take a good shot at the mechsuits wandering the battlefield. While the mechs posed a tough problem to demons and angels alike, it'd seem to be easier for the angels if any demons left the fight entirely, so this demon would have to prove itself as prey to the mighty phoenix.

Eve ignited herself as she shot out of the hurricane, flying at speeds that would rival even the fastest of the Machina, and her body headed straight for Henrietta. She only had a few moments before the two would collide in a ball of flaming glory.
*BORK*
@KoL
Sorry I haven't posted, I'll tick something up if I can tonight.

I took a break to hang out with my girlfriend today and de-stress from this year in school. AP classes killed my mood for a good while.
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