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7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts


"We aren't of any threat to you. Especially me," the Frog admitted, trying to keep him and Luci alive, although that was kind of pointless as the two twins began dueling each other right in front of him and the princess. While it was sad to see the two twins fighting (especially after they saved his and Luci's lives), this was the opportunity to get away from the madness. Eagerly and quickly, the Frog scooped up Luci in his felt arms, which was a struggle but manageable in any case, and he did what he could as he bolted towards a small section of the maze, secluded off from the rest.

Once there, he placed Luci on the ground and he started to check her for injuries, although he doubted that she had any. "Sorry for the sudden movement, I didn't want you hurt."
@TheWindel
Bonesword quickly regarded and denied her, however a new thought has taken up his mind.

"I'll do what I can. Just hoping my illusions don't try and mess with me too badly." Bonesword called as he raised a wall of various plant matter from the ground, blocking off the oncoming wave of Angels from messing with the Machina forces. As Bonesword did this, he tried to ignore the taunting Rhine beside him, becoming increasingly louder as Bonesword continued towards his path into the Oblivion Dungeon.

"Wonderin' how you managed to kill me so long ago, you with your dinky old sword. I still can't believe you have that toothpick with you." Bonesword ignored the ghostly illusion of Rhine as it fired a single shot at him, the bullet phasing through Bonesword's body and impacting the wall off to the side. After the shot was fired though, something interesting happened. Rhine materialized into some form of goop on the ground, no more than a puddle, as the large figure of Helena rose from the goop and spoke to Bonesword, offering him a chance to take his destiny in his own hands.

Immediately after the vampire finished her statement, Bonesword responded with his opinion on the offer. "Destiny isn't something that should be meddled with. We all decide our fate, and mine was decided long ago after a certain Brock Sinclair left the world. I'm more than happy to control my own fate on my own terms. I reject your offer... politely, however." As Bonesword finished his statement, he continued to keep the wall held up by his willpower alone, although a clouded thought of a shadowy silhouetted illusion entered the area, carrying with him a legendary sword.

"It's not real... it's not real..."
@Ryonara
Don't mind. Although, don't hurt the loli.
@KoL
I know he is, but I feel like there's going to be a sick twist to this. Probably involving the many deaths of everyone.
@KoL
Already, Bonesword's going to bluntly say "No" to this offer. Just thought I'd say it before I posted it (although I'm waiting on @Awesomoman64 to post before I do anything big). I'll probably post as Frog tomorrow if I get around to it, although that's unlikely since I'll be riding in a car all afternoon.
Underground? That was the best way to get out? Eh, it made sense. Old Ursa wasn't really keen on going down there and spending forever, but he knew that it was pretty much the only way to get out safely and in one piece. That Troll would recover soon, too, so the group had more to worry about than just Gundarogs. Little pests. They were besides the point now, though. What was the most important thing right now is getting the hell out of here and then recovering. Regardless, the old werebear sighed as he fell down onto his front paws, stained with blood but it being masked by the bloody pools of dead townsfolk beneath them. As barbaric as it was, it helped tremendously in keeping his tracks hidden, as pools ran into the darkness of the tunnel, which was convenient for him. What would come next, however, may be shocking to the party.

"... Ride?"

Old Ursa was serious. He genuinely enjoyed carrying people to safety and he had done it on several occasions before, although all of those times nobody knew it was actually him, rather just a large and friendly bear. In a sense he was like that one picture-book hero... what was his name... Edgardo? Was it Edgardo? Bah, Old Ursa would remember it in time. In any case, that was a fun story that he'd have to tell once this was all over. Edgardo and his Squiddy Friend. That was a great stor - oh wait, was something big going on? Oh yes, they were escaping! Old Ursa almost forgot.

In any case, the werebear looked to the party as he waited for anyone to take him up on the offer of riding on the back of a bear man.
Posted my side of the first round. I just hope it'll be enough.
The Fungal Knight vs The Blood Devil
Round 1 (Banana's Version)
@POOHEAD189
I thought I was waiting on you for an update first, then I'd go for a post. I already had Ursaren rejoin the group as sort of a defender while the crew ran.
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