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7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

woah people like my idea.

Sweet.
Yo everyone, just assume that Anomaly calmly left the scene and went back on her merry way.

I don't think making her leave really warrants another post, but I can do one if I need to.
@ProPro
I'd say use Thanks for a first mate, mainly because that gives the kids a chance to become that first mate, so we wouldn't have a Captain kid but a potential kid first-mate. (despite me being the only kid PC, heh.)

Edit: Also, for any clarification, and I'm even going to bold this to make sure.

I do not want Bonesword as the captain.
@Lugubrious
Question, where is the cemetery from the shore? Is it close, or is it far?
@Silver Carrot@Crossfire@Xandrya

"Hold up, what?" Tibulus put the ship into autopilot as he looked over at the other console, only to see Grayson and Amy... dammit when did this ship turn into that one movie he saw? Tibulus chuckled slightly at this blossoming romance as the two watched, but he felt slightly... off for spying on these two. The bad feelings were wiped away as he kept watching, speaking up as the situation progressed.

"... we know nothing about this, if anyone ever asks. Except maybe Stryker, but only if it screws up this gig," Tibulus said to Taleste as the two watched this scene straight out of that romcom. It was kind of adorable, and even though this was somewhat wrong, Tibulus kind of wanted to see where this would go, and if it would end up with either one of those kids dead. "Heh. 'Star-Crossed Space Cadets, Episode I'."
@TheWindel
I said that more or less because she walked away. I wasn't going to be rude and interrupt some mother-daughter interaction.

"... I mean... urgh... nevermind, let's get her." Bonesword ran to Wolf's side, gripping his head tightly. What was this fucking headache? He's never had something this painful before, but he's been through losing his entire body before, so this paled very slightly in comparison. Only by slightly.

As the two chased after Luci, Bonesword's headache lessened enough for his thoughts to return, and he wondered if he told Wolf his past, maybe the spirits around him would vanish? He didn't know, but he wasn't willing to take chances and have Brock return for his life. "... I wasn't always a skeletal mushroom thing... I was human once." Would Wolf react violently, Bonesword hoped not. He really hoped not, in this case, as Wolf could make him suffer worse than death could even bring him. At least he could escape pain with death.

Then Helena appeared, warping Wolf and Bonesword to this giant amphitheater. She gave Bonesword an offer, one that actually made him think about his existence. What was he fighting for? Death was meaningless, so why did he wish to fight for so long to save those that could easily respawn just as effortlessly as he could? What was the point of stopping this war, when it was pointless in the long run? Nobody could really LOSE the war... could they? War was profitable above all else, so there wasn't much reason to end this war.

"... what's the catch?" Asking for more information wasn't bad, though.
@Awesomoman64
Sorry if you're waiting on me at all, I want to see what Luci does before I have BS chase her and destroy her via magical methods.

Edit: I got bored. Have some backstory.
@Silver Carrot
Act surprised and/or comment on being able to see the blossoming romance happening in the armory via cameras, if I may suggest either.

I honestly dunno either.
hello friends.

If you've seen some of the CS's here having similar Jolly Rogers, it's my handiwork as an amateur artist.

If you want me to try and get you a personalized Jolly Roger for the low low price of free, then pm me some details. Hey, I'm getting practice out of it.
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