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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
7 likes
8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
3 likes

Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@solokolos@Eklispe@Spiffy
When you forget to ping.

Gaia appeared mid-lecture, her eyes closed as she listened to every word of what was going on. She held back tears as she heard her brother scream within her head, yelling out death threats. He wanted Troll dead. Master Baiter. Whatever she was. It was purely luck that Gaia came out in order to hold him back, because that screen would have a bullet in it if Dunn was still around. Gaia was pissed, but she had to be the bigger person in this situation. Dunn was going to make things worse, but Gaia knew to hold back.

She heard Judah in her head, telling her that she was being torn away from the group, but she could only hear him. Her thoughts were unchanged. She thought Dunn's anger was cancelling out Judah's thoughts, but she didn't know anymore. She sat there, waiting for the next few moments to pass. Unfortunately, they'd be passing with a few tears down her face.

That knife cut deep.
Bonesword - Charlie's Applications

Bonesword watched the two clowns waltz into the room conversing. They mentioned something about a girl and a place called "the funhouse" (or at least, he guessed it was something like that. He was a clown for like... eleven minutes). That did NOT sound pleasant, not by a longshot, and Bonesword was having nothing of that. No way, no how. He had to get out of here.

Problem was, while he could still grow plants here theoretically, the surfaces were... odd. They didn't allow for plant growth. for any easy way to climb out. Above him was a feasible escape route, but the walls were too slick for him to climb out with his hands only. He'd risk breaking the glass, but then that'd put the place on high alert. He was stumped.

That was, until he was reminded that he had a way.

Charlie II. A plant snake.

Bonesword climbed onto Charlie II's back as his eyes glowed, stretching the snake's body as it slowly coiled around itself, quickly rising out of the tank. Bonesword leapt out of the hatch, dodging the claw, and he landed on the ground facing towards the clown working the controls. Charlie II's body soon followed, shrinking as it was able to slither out, reuniting with Bonesword at his side.

"You've made a mistake."
@Mega Birb
No. I also wanted to have the duo of Heaven birbs fighting.

The smut is just an added benefit.
@Mega Birb
Please come back. I miss birb lord.
@Roughdragon1
Well, they'll be fast friends.
@Mega Birb
I established like... long ago that most harpies were kinda shit. I think that was established while you were here. It's the IC reason why Syphax hasn't been fighting, because when you dropped, I had him leave to train harpies full time. That way, you could return and have him fight at any time when you returned to take Syphax, if you did.
@Mega Birb
Basically, characters left the Nexus and went to the Happyverse, a happy place that isn't the nexus.

Also, Eve is still the only PC harpy that fights for heaven, not including Syphax. Maceroy fights for the Machina (and is Eve's father from a forever ago), and Atarah fights for Hell.

Edit - Whoo boy, that's an awkward family reunion.
@Lugubrious
That's fair. Will continue without that idea.

Although, if BS sees Malveil with the Red Blade, it will be ON.
@Mega Birb
Add that to his sheet, man. Welcome back to being the leader of a race.

@KoL
If needed, I can have one of BS's swords 'lost' for a bit until the factions are more balanced. Religious Cutlass would be the lost one, though.
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