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7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@Mega Birb
An entire race that you put me in control of. The new harpies are relatively recently made.

More importantly, what is Syphax?
@Mega Birb
Yeah, she's around.

Also, established a bit of Harpy Lore. Specifically, most harpies have a subtype (granted by the environment that they grew up in contributing by giving them the subtype via what birds would exist there) that influences what their abilities are. Of the current three PC harpies, Eve is a phoenix (Growing up in Hell surrounded by ash and lava), Maceroy is a raven (intelligent birds that could easily be found in urban places), and Atarah is a dodo (extinct, grew up around the underworld).

Edit: She actually usurped Abigail's position as my main Heaven fighter, which I'm okay with.
@Mega Birb
Do you want Syphax back at all? I put him in a place where he could return to battle easily.

He's training other recruits, really.
Bonesword - Shrimp Salad

Bonesword stepped back, bringing his sword out from it's sheath. He was ready to fight, and he'd have turned this shrimp into sushi now if he didn't have to man the wheel (Dammit Dirk!). It was alright though, he'd get someone else to man it next time. Right now, he had his own job, which was holding the damn wheel.

Bonesword dodged the drop kick as he ducked to the side, grabbing hold of the ship's wheel and sword-jumping over the steering mechanism, bringing the ship onto a collision course with... the King Crab? Was Bonesword crazy? Probably a little bit, but right now, it all made sense in Bonesword's head. "I've heard that shrimp was good, but you look a little expired to me, cha-cha-cha!" The Shroomblade was held firmly in hand as BS mocked his opponent, the blade towards the ground. Swordjumps were how he was going to survive this, and he was confident he could outlast his opponent.
@Lugubrious
Saria is dead, but there's the weird way that phylacteries work, as shown by Trickshot Jo's reappearance.

I'll still accept it as a "No", anyway.
@Lugubrious
Damn, haven't asked an OOC question in a long time, have I? Heh.

Question about phylacteries and shit. Could Saria perhaps call out to BS (with @RoughDragon1's permission) and tell him to do something to get the Red Blade so it stays out of Silverlocke hands?

Just asking so I don't have a derp moment like I did a while ago.
@Lmpkio
Apia doesn't care, man.
@Lmpkio
Ghelgath doesn't understand, man.
Apia, Queen of Bees
@Lmpkio@Silvan Haven@KoL

As Apia flew back to cover, she began to feel... depressed. She returned to the scene to see hordes and hordes of dead bees along the ground, some twitching in place and others... unmoving. Apia ducked around the corner and fell into a sitting position, clutching her head tightly. "W-what have I done? All of her sweeties. Dead. Because of her.

Because of her they died in vain, but if she stayed put where she was... she'd truly make their deaths vain. She didn't want that. Apia rose off the ground, no longer flying, and instead ran. Ran through the halls of the catacombs, leaving her sweeties behind as she ran in order to deter any who'd try to follow in pursuit. Some returned to the current fight, while others took cover in order to sneak attack. "Gotta get away, gotta get away, gotta get away..."



"... um... thanks?" Eve was confused, and even moreso after she was caught off guard by the flashbang. She closed her eyes at the last second, but somehow, she managed to get hit with the full blast in only her left eye. She could see completely fine in her right, but her vision was being thrown incredibly off. While staggering around, Eve looked for what she could imagine was Atarah, and finally got a sight on a red blur. Eve ignited her feathers as she shot off towards the blur, aiming directly at Marie. Things might not end well for either person involved, in this case.


Lillian
Happyverse
@KoL@The 42nd Gecko


"I respect the oar. I used t'throw bottles at people. It was... slightly effective fer healing, but they did wind up with glass in 'em more often than not." Lillian calmly watched the scene, fairly certain that Miyu had everything under control. Unsurprisingly, she did, and Lillian was happy that the kid didn't start crying extremely hard.

Although, the sight of the gold nuggets did make Lillian think about something. "... d'you have any money here? I sure don't."

What was the standard based off of anyway? It wasn't based off of gold, that was sure, because that man said he didn't accept LITERAL GOLD NUGGETS! For crying out loud, Lillian couldn't make that without a ton of shit, and even then it was always boiling her arm. She couldn't get an MRI because of that.

This place had a weird economy.
"Children, and what about me?"

Tibulus was stone-cold with his delivery, mentioning it over the local comms while he fumbled around with an electronics kit he had lying around. He'd half expect this crew to not kill any children, but you had to do what you had to do, he supposed. He just hoped he didn't have to see any of that happening. There was also the matter of what Tibulus would be doing in the meantime. He was eager for action, but then again, he'd be a dead giveaway to any of the crew if he showed his face around that bar with any of his fellow colleagues beside him. At least he got the liquor, though. He'd definitely be saving the rest for a special occasion.

@Crossfire
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