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Who here likes cuddles?
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If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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Identities are confusing to figure out.
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How do wing.
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Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

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I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

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Posted. If I need to change anything let me know. I was unsure of how exactly to handle the situation I'd been given so I went out on a limb.

Hah. Tree pun.
Bonesword - "Kno" Where
@Lazo

The drone had pointed to this location. A restaurant by the looks of things. A... "Russian" one at that. Russia was a thing that had been destroyed last time Bonesword checked. Or it was the land of opposite day considering how much shit there was about it and how it was like "bear tame you" and what-not. It certainly didn't exist in the Nexus, that's for damn sure.

Bonesword climbed off Charlie and walked up to the door, the basil-isk standing watch behind his master. Of course, the building was closed up tight, preventing Bonesword from coming in, but in reality this place seemed a bit too... too... unreal. Magical. It wasn't anything Bonesword had felt before, but he needed to find a way into this place. If his next opponent was going to ever be his ally, they were separated by what seemed to be just a wall. Ok, maybe it wasn't just a wall, but the very faint shattering of what sounded like plates on the inside had to mean something akin to a scuffle.

Bonesword turned around to look at Charlie. "What're you thinking buddy?" The basilisk let out a soft roar before he slithered up to the wall nearby and began to bash at it, trying to get in that way. Bonesword shook his head. Sure Abigail might've caused the basilisks to have sentience, but in the end they weren't really that smart. "Charlie that's going to take us a few hours at least," Bonesword said incredulously. Charlie responded by looking at Bonesword and doing something... odd. The plants that made up Charlie's figure began to ruffle and pop out, as if they were causing Charlie to grow visibly.

"What're you trying to say? Do you want me to grow plants in the walls?" A soft nod from Charlie was the only answer to the question. A small crack had formed in the wall where Charlie bashed, allowing Bonesword to stick a finger in and begin to grow a plant on the inside.

The skeleton backed away from the wall with his fist clenched, before raising it up and expanding it as his grip loosened and his hand spread out. It would be fast and it would be destructive if it worked, hopefully enough to get through the wall...

... but it didn't work. Great. There went that idea.

Bonesword stood there in front of the building, Charlie standing watch of anything that might attack the skeleton.







@KoL@TheWindel@Floodtalon
Edits have been made to the original CS, including a theme song.


I mulled again. I return with Apia first, then other characters depending on how well the next battle goes.

Review plox. I'll have the hider for Apia's special bees up later for review.
Lorenzo of Windor


... what just happened? The world seemed to become distant for a moment. Maybe Loretta was right. Maybe the depression was causing Lorenzo to space out for a few moments when it did.

"Lord Favian," Lorenzo started with a tone of slight wonder in his voice. "I request that you show that document at a speed that we can actually read it at." This man was quite one indeed. Waving his damn proof around so fast that you can't even tell if it's real or not. Something was amiss and Lorenzo was skeptical about this ordeal, and that's putting it lightly.

Martyrdom on the other hand was quite pleased with Col's affection being shown to it. His special spot was scritched and he loved scritches in that spot. That man was a good man to go to for the good scritches. Maybe the other man was good too? Martyrdom walked over to Bastian before doing the same thing, looking up at the man with a tilted head and wondering if he would get scritches as good as that from this man as well.
"You know this about him with having known him for three days?" Jen asks before she just shrugs it off, positioning herself in front of the entrance to the thing.

Until you get closer, the distant yet pungent smell of cheap alcohol runs under your nose as a green light explodes from the inside of the area ahead. Something's going on.
@Sickle-cell
Wait how off was my timing...

THIRTY SIX MINUTES.

I WAS OFF BY SIX MINUTES.

GAH.
Anomaly
Xoxi's Super Cool Fortress of Awesome


"... I have faith in the opponent, what was his name, Gamble?" Xoxi said after a few seconds, trying to raise her hood over her head before realizing that she couldn't actually do that because her hoodie was gone. Where the hell did the Protectorate put that? Probably in her room, actually. That would've made sense.

"If we do need to mobilize, I need to get my hoodie. I can't be Anomaly without it... or myself, now that I think about it.." The labcoat was working well for the time, but that's because Xoxi didn't have anything else nor was she motivated enough to go and find her hoodie. She really just wanted to finish expelling the trash emotions from her head. Turns out, they still were around in the very back, but it didn't hurt enough to interfere with her normal life. Normal was a heck of a word to describe it, though.
Bonesword - Onwards! To Pithy!

"Alright. I'll hopefully see you guys around," Bonesword said as he jumped up onto Charlie's back. With a wave towards his newfound acquaintances, Bonesword turned and began riding off towards the only place his next target could be heading for. The ominous building in the distance. Hopefully nothing went wrong on his way.

Meanwhile, on the back of Charlie, Bonesword gripped his own phylactery as he made a request into it. "Hey, whoever is running this tournament? Can I get a hotline to my next opponent, please?" Bonesword has no other choice. He needed to find his opponent as quickly as he could if he was to try to earn their trust. Given the place he was in, this could be a bit of a struggle to convince who they were to cooperate for the long run. Especially if they had made any team members on their path to victory.

Bonesword could only hope they didn't.
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