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5 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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5 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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6 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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6 yrs ago
How do wing.
6 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

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"Aww what?" Yuno sighed as she heard Grant's statement. She didn't want to leave yet for multiple reasons, one involving how she wanted to beat Ketsu at attracting the attention of Mika-chan. Ah well, work came first... or it did most of the time. There were a few times it never did, like when you would be making love or something, but this wasn't that instance exactly.

"What're we gonna be doing, Grant-san?" the junior asked as she put on her coat and zipped it up, taking a sip from her cocoa mug afterwards. Oh no, there was only a bit left, surprisingly. It had felt like only a few minutes since they had been there. Maybe it was secretly a month or something crazy like that.
You proceed with Jen to the Ratway of the city, which to no surprise, is full of rats.

That being said, you can see a few fresh and not-so-fresh corpses down here of wenches, merchants, even the occasional noble as you walk through the rancid and fumigated sewer. Jen is uncaring of the smell, surprisingly.

It's at a certain point in the sewer when you hear the cheers of high pitched underdark dwellers. Sounds like people.
"That is the reason I tackled you!"

You get back up on your feet just in time to see the flaming woman turn sharply towards the ground and fade out of your sight. She was probably busy being on fire, after all.

"... I have a feeling that the Light will guide us to her again."
I was waiting to see if anyone wanted to go next first.

I can post if nobody does.
"No splitting. The last time we split up, we lost our group." Charlie nods as you hear Jonathan talk, reassuring that he doesn't want the group to be split up again. Charlie is also really confused, eagerly looking for his master in every direction.

Once you get far enough away from the paladins, Jen returns by removing her helmet and states her plan. "I think we go for your goblin first. He has potential, I am led to believe, and you would be heartbroken without hi- GET DOWN!" Jen interrupts herself by tackling you to the ground, leaving you looking up into the sky to see a giant streak of fire in the air about a good twenty feet up. You can see a rather attractive female in it as well. What the heck?
Jen approaches the paladins, donning her helmet and clearing her throat. She has to still keep up her impression of Jonathan Light, after all.

"Scouts. What is the meaning of this slack?"

"Oh! Lord Light! Sorry we didn't tell you earlier, but we were waiting for you to come!" said one of the paladins receiving a current lapdance from a wench.

"This does not explain the wenches."

"Tony got bored. Apologies."

"... ... ... give me and Tobias your information and you will be dismissed for the rest of the day."

"Yessir!"

The paladin proceeds to explain to you the recorded locations of the various members of your party that have been dispersed through the city.

Gobbo D'es'Nutes was last seen in the ratway of Threeson, shouting aloud about some cockfighting matches with goblins. Odds are he's in the southwestern side of Threeson, considering most of the ratway business occurs there.

Magdalene was last seen in Richtown, however, nobody cares to explain what she was doing there exactly. You can only hope it's not bad.

Aithwale and Brock's whereabouts are currently unknown, however, there is a circus bordering the northeastern side of the city. Odds are, it'll likely be there that you find Aithwale. After all, who needs a real bear when you have a werebear?
@Sickle-cell
Been busy. Wait...

Okay good I thought you had posted just a bit before.
Threeson - The Town of Criminals

Threeson was always a town of crooks and con-artists, trying to make their way. Well, the majority of it was. Those who could get their pay straight and stayed in their own business were allowed to move to the Northwestern fourth of the city, dubbed 'Richtown'. If Brock Sinclair was truly here, finding him would be tough within the three fourths of the city that could hold him.

You drop off Jen's horse at the stables before walking in with her, hearing her grunt with disgust at the streets of the city. "The order has always tried putting paladins here. Every time they were driven away. If they had listened to the Light they would know the proper way to do it," Jen said as you two walked towards a more run-down building, a couple of paladins sitting outside it drinking their cares away and hitting up the various wenches the city had.

You probably shouldn't touch the wenches.
@Crossfire
Understandable.

Odds are after the surgery the robot will have a CS all of his own, should he achieve sentience.

"I'm sorry, you are...?" Abigail said rather quizzically, but with a falsified tone of interest in her voice. She knew what he was trying to reference, but she couldn't really get the joke. It'd had been some time since she saw that movie, so that was probably why she didn't really care about it in reality. Either that, or the loud talking from that other girl was the reason why. Probably that.

"... when the hell is this starting up? I've gotta go back to my work," Abigail wondered. She needed to get back to her lab so she could continue working on her goal. This was merely a way for her to fund that goal, and then some. The factory did botanic stuff, floral arrangements, funerals, you name it, but there was always the big money that was sought after. Sure, it was blood money, but that was still valid in the eyes of Abigail.

Abigail pulled the bottle of unnamed chemicals out of her bag again, pouring it freshly into the cup along with some vodka, before she took another sip of her drink. The chemical smell was really something now.

@AngelofOctober@TheRedWatcher
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