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3 yrs ago
LUV GOIN 2 A RENNASANZ FAIR. LOTTA FAGET NERDBOYS BUT GAWTDAMM I LUV THEM TURKYLEGS. COULD BOUTA DOZZEN OF THEM TASTY LIL FUCKS. LEMME GET A HELL YEAH BRUTHER
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3 yrs ago
MY PAPAW TOLLD ME 1 THING: SON WHEN UR MY AGE, UR GONA APPRESHIATE TAKIN A GOOD SHIT. AND BRUTHER, HE WUZ RITE! KEN I GETTA FUCKEN HELL YEAH?
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3 yrs ago
GONNA HAVE 2 DO SUM COMONITY SERVISE BC I GOT A FUKKIN DUI. I ASKED THE JUDGE IF HITTIN ON FAT-ASSED MEXICAN GIRLS CULD BE A SERVISE 2 THA CUMUNITY! LEMME GET A GOTTDAM HELL YEA BRUTTHER!!
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3 yrs ago
I like a man that knows what he wants. And I love when what he wants is to wear a pirate’s hat and poop on my chest whilst saying “Arr! Swab the poopdeck ye scurvy hedgepig!” Aye aye, daddy! 🥵😫🏴‍☠️
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3 yrs ago
MY UNCLE DONALD TAUGHT ME 1 THING: NEVER ITCH UR BUTTHOLE AFTER EATIN SUM HOT ASS CHICKEN WINGS! CAN I GET A HELL YEAH BRUTHER??
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Two words: GIF avatars
Posted a greasy donor kebab of post. Looked all right when writing it but regretted it the morning after.
We all know this feel.
I'm too busy being in college limbo. It's not just you guys. My girlfriend seems to think I'm too distant, whatever the fuck that means.
Bitches and hoes are like new clothes. Once you bought them, you wish you never got them.
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@duck55223 I am waiting on Googs to do something first, I was attempting diplomacy with him and that was going to be the next post but he seems to have forgotten about it.
You no longer have an excuse, bub.
Madrid, Spain ((A collaborative post between myself and duck55223)) Rhythmic clacking of purposeful footsteps reverberated down the corridors of the Halls of the Republic - the nexus of the Spanish government. Alfonso Sotelo, the prime minister of the Spanish Republic, strode down the marbled halls flanked on either side by muscle-bound bodyguards: members of a specialized contingent of Cazadores whose training regimen prepared them to more readily protect lives than take them. The suit clad goons came to a halt before the entrance to a conference room and stood at rigid attention at either side of the door, ready to spring into action at the slightest indication of anything abnormal that might occur during the upcoming discussions. Paying these guards little heed, Sotelo pulled the door open and left the guards in the hallway. Inside, the Prime Minister found himself before a Serbian delegation that had already seated themselves about the roundtable situated in the center of the cavernous conference room. The Serbian delegation was led by a single portly man, his bald head shining in the glow of the light fixtures of the meeting room. Two guards in black suits stood near the entrance from which the delegation had come. Small sidearms sat on their hips, as they glared at Sotelo and their Spanish counterparts from their position in the room. “Greetings Mr.Sotelo, I am here on behalf of the Serbian Government. We would like to congratulate the Spanish Military and Spanish Government on their quick seizure of the Suez Canal. We also like to inform you that the Serbian Government fully supports your move into Ethopia. After all the only way to deal with a communist is swift bullet through the head.” said the Serbian Diplomat, looking directly at Sotelo. The Prime Minister slid into the nearest available seat, smiling briefly and folding his fingers together as he pressed himself upright and rigid in his seat. “The congratulations are appreciated, as are the sentiments regarding the wages of socialism. I have long held the Serbian administration in high regard. Welcome though envoys of your homeland are in the Republic, I must confess my surprise that you have come to Madrid today. So far as I am aware, I received no notification from Belgrade that a delegation would be arriving today. Therefore, I ask patience on your behalf when I ask as to the nature of your visit to this Republic.” “Apologies about our visit being unexpected. Neven was quick to rush out the door, he seemed intent we head to Madrid right away. As for the nature of our visit, Serbia seeks the support of the Spanish Government, particularly in the form of weapons. I will not hide the fact of why we would seek such support; Serbia is intent on unifying all South Slavs into one state.” Sotelo’s customary smile collapsed into the typical frown as the exchange shifted away from pleasantries. “I will admit, the armed forces of the Republic do not commonly receive inquiries regarding the sale of arms. The Spanish Republic is not often seen as the weapons-monger for the West - that is more often seen as Poland’s sphere. To my knowledge, Spain has never been approached for the supply of arms in modern history. The weaponry at the disposal of our armed forces and private firms is among the finest equipment in all the world. The costs of such equipment are… prohibitive. And while I hold your homeland in high esteem, I do not have such an exalted opinion of Serbia that I would provide it the means to expand across the Balkans.” “Your concern is understandable Mr. Sotelo, and we have not gone to either Poland, or the most next obvious choice Germany because they fear we would expand across the Balkans. This is true as I said earlier, but what those two countries do not realize and what I think you do not realize is that a unified South Slav right-wing state is needed because another even greater threat to the balance of power of not just the Balkans but all of Europe is coming. And that threat is Russia.” “You realize we live in the year 1980? Not 1948, not 1970. There is essentially no Russia to speak of, do you understand this? The threat of an expansionist Tsarist Empire in the East was put paid to a decade ago by a Finlander assassin. If Serbia seeks to bolster its position in preparation for an Eastern hegemon, let it be that of the Communist Chinese.” “The Communist Chinese is exactly what we are talking about Mr. Sotelo. While their pace seems slow now, communists along with wanting to destroy all that is good are also very clever. They will find a way to make the Russian Republic collapse quickly, and let’s be honest the Russian Republic is torn up by organized crime. It would not be that hard, and if China defeats the Russian Republic, then they will unify Russia into a single state under a communist government. There will be rebuilding to do but give it a few years and we could have what was once the might of Tsarist Russia in the hands of communists.” “I too have received concerning reports from Siberia. And I will agree that the Communist Empire must not be permitted to reach the very fringe of Europe. But I do not yet understand how rendering weaponry unto Serbia will play a direct role in stemming the advance of the mongoloid bolsheviks. Cementing control over the Balkan Peninsula is certainly in your interest in preparing for the arrival of communist forces on the border of Eastern Europe - but it is not in mine. Why should it be? “We would provide your forces a few military bases in the Region, and since the Bulgarians do count as South Slavic that also opens up a few naval bases in the Black Sea for you. The Black Sea is important trade-wise and with fleets in the region you could prevent the communists from gaining total control over such trade. Serbia would also remain a military and political ally of Spain. Unlike the United States we see what the true threat communists are, and I can guarantee you have the full support of Serbia in any political matters, our say may not mean much know but imagine what it could be if we were a unified South Slav State.” Sotelo bridged his fingers, considering the offer on the part of the Serbian envoy. Access to the Adriatic and the Black Seas - that was a step in the right direction. But the Prime Minister knew he could get far more. “A unified Slavic State? A tantalizing possibility for Serbia, certainly. But for the part of the Spanish Republic? I will not provide for the creation of a state that could - in time - develop interests contrary to those of the Second Spanish Republic. If I am to support the existence of a greater Serbian state, I will need assurances that this future state will not jeopardize the interests of this republic. ...Assurances that could be satisfied by having Belgrade ratify the Ibiza Treaty. By Serbia’s accession to the Iberian League.” “Such an offer we could accept but we may need to ask a bit more in return. Beyond just Spanish support and weapons perhaps you could take a bit more of a active role in helping Serbia? Our industry could use some bolstering from Spain, especially considering the strength of your machines. A few advisers to help us organize our armed forces and make them more effective would assure me and Neven that ratifying such a treaty is in Serbia’s best interests.” “Advisers, armaments. Those will be simple enough. As for industrial support, I can introduce legislation into the Senate providing for substantial subsidy for investment in Serbia - an action that will guide the market’s invisible hand to lift Serbia to opulence and splendor. These requests can be satisfied. I believe we may find an agreement on this.” “I think there is nothing else to settle then.” said the Serbian diplomat, standing up and shaking Sotelo’s hand with a tight grip. “As a sign of Serbian Goodwill I can go ahead and sign the treaty now, Neven has granted me the same authority as him in diplomatic matters.” “Very well. I will call for the notaries to see to us and provide a copy of the Ibiza Treaty that you may ratify on behalf of the esteemed Neven.” The prime minister stood up from his seat and accepted the envoy’s handshake - his own grip much colder and looser in comparison. “As for the business between us, we are concluded. On behalf of the Second Spanish Republic, I welcome Serbia to the Iberian League.” Gulf of Aden Spain had launched against Ethiopia the very pinnacle of their nation's aviation: as nimble of a plane as had ever been built. It did not take an aeronautical engineer to determine that the Spanish Fantasma was built with agility and speed in mind. It appeared more akin to an airborne torpedo than any sort of airplane: the fuselage had been built around a single engine nacelle which fired a propulsory jet of superheated and compressed air from a single thruster pod incorporated into the tail. A ring of four .50 caliber machine guns encircled the intake on its nose like fangs around a bestial maw. The fighter was kept aloft with a pair of short, slender wings accompanied by two separate ailerons directly anterior to the proper wings. Emblazoned upon these wings was the Leonese lion of the Second Republic in white paint. The flying torpedo rocketed past the pillowy masses of cumulus clouds hanging over the open blue waters of the Straits of Mandeb. In a great, banking arc the Fantasma climbed out from the cloud banks after a solitary cargo airplane moving across the horizon. A blocky, heavy mess of an airplane - it moved hopelessly slow. The rocket of a fight swept behind the cargo aircraft and darted in to intercept the lumbering plane. As the fighter tailed its prey, the cargo plane's tail elevators flared down, pitching the aircraft upward at a dizzying angle. The Fantasma roared past as the cargo plane arced into the cerulean void above the world, its helmet-donning pilot turning in his cockpit to watch as the plane swooped overhead. As ineffectual as it was, such a move constituted an evasive maneuver. The chase was on. The Fantasma pilot's shoulders pressed down with tremendous force against his lower body as the jet pulled upward in a sharp curve, giving chase to the propeller plane. Within seconds, the Fantasma had matched the ascent profile of its prey and throttled up to close in for the kill. The pilot's gloved fingers snaked around the rear-mounted trigger on the fighter's joystick. Despite the best efforts of the pilot inside, the cargo aircraft found itself squarely within the gyroscoping crosshairs of the Fantasma. He squeezed the trigger for a second. The nose-mounted machine guns roared to life, rattling the cockpit of the Fantasma as a torrent of red-hot tracers arced across the sky. Brass shells tumbled past the cockpit while the pilot kept the fighter's guns trained on the propeller-bound plane. At the last moment before interception, the Spaniard tugged on the trigger once more for a follow-up burst. His eyes registered sparks of clashing metal on the fuselage of his target in the instant before he tugged the joystick to his left, banking the Fantasma away. As the fighter veered off, the pilot spun in his seat in order to confirm the damage he had inflicted. A smirk stretched underneath his oxygen mask when he saw a fire flickering wildly from within the innermost of the two right propeller pods. A smear of thick black smoke trailed across the blue sky. The target was wounded, but it could escape yet. The pilot's vision blurred briefly as he pulled another sharp turn - blood trickled from his head down into his lower body from the centrifugal forces produced by the rapid turn. The Fantasma turned about to face the cargo aircraft with its guns once more. The blocky craft, with one of its engines severely damaged, struggled to continue its evasive climb. It bobbed and shuddered, threatening to stall as the roiling flame within the engine grew in intensity. The Fantasma swept about to intercept the limping plane from behind. Once again, he trained the crosshairs at the fore of the cockpit directly upon the airplane's fuselage. As he closed in, his finger wrapped itself about the trigger once again, biding only to get close enough to ensure a mortal volley. At that instant, a brilliant flash of blue lightning bathed the cockpit and the airplane jolted violently. A deafening crack of thunder left the pilot's ears ringing. His heart raced as the needles of the myriad instrument dials around the cockpit all spiked momentarily before falling back to zero. The constant whine from the fan blades of the jet engine beneath him wound down to a gradual halt. The Fantasma sailed lifelessly past the smoldering cargo plane; it failed to respond when the pilot slid the throttle back and forth. There was no doubt - it was a lightning strike. All the electronic instrumentation of the Spanish jet remained listless. The craft's pilot was too frightened to begin to wonder how his plane had suffered a lightning strike in clear skies and several thousand feet above the nearest clouds. He was now gliding a hundred kilometers to sea over unfriendly waters. The pilot brought the radio microphone up to his lips to relay a distress call, only to realize that the radio was also dead. He jostled the joystick - the elevators and ailerons still functioned - but required some application of force without the powered components. Realizing that he yet had some control of the plane, he slowly veered in a southerly direction. And as it came about, a narrow spit of golden-yellow land glowed invitingly against the deep blue ocean below. The fighter descended slightly and proceeded to glide down to the desert island below.
The Strategic Orrery, Invincible Celestine. Captain Gillam Belasko's pearlescent eyes reflected its holographic representation in shimmering bands of pink as he took in the spectacle before the combined leadership of the Second Expeditionary Force. Scarlet continents slowly gyrated about against a smooth sea of blood red ocean. Mountain ranges, lakes, and islands were all depicted in various shades of red. Paired with the satellite Pontius orbiting at a crawl around it, Celestine V appeared innocuous enough as planets went. Such appearances were deceiving, for this was a fortress world. An assault on this planet would be a bloody affair indeed. The Royal Armada could expect to face nothing short of an array of mammoth anti-orbital cannons that could cripple a Demnevanni with a single slug. Defending each of these installations would certainly be a layer of smaller yet equally redoubtable anti-air guns, guarded in turn by a teeming host of Arius' abominations. If the Second Expeditionary Force was particularly unlucky, a series of orbital bastion stations would complicate fleet staging whilst making insertions a costly proposition. An unsupported Celestine would be a hard nut to crack; barrages from Pontius' own anti-orbital installations and the dread fleet lurking about the Maalik system elevated the challenge to a new order of magnitude. Captain Belasko's eyes flitted up to the holographic fortress orbiting about the Orrery as Grand Duke von Ravenstein concluded. From his vantage, Pontius was slowly eclipsed by Celestine as the moon's circuit slowly placed her on the far side of the planet. An assault would have to target this hemisphere of the planet, lest it face the murderous barrage of the moon's anti-orbital emplacements. Captain Belasko had devised the first stages of his attack plan. But Captain Belasko was merely that - a captain. He had no sway over the royal command structure. The Admirals and his Unapproachable Excellency had taken every necessary precaution to ensure an utter massacre in the Maalik System, it seemed. And though Captain Belasko would uphold his solemn duty to carry out his Majesty's will, he had no particular interest in dying to see that will carried out. As the summit stood in unison for the closing salute, Captain Belasko's eyes fell upon the dais of the Admirals - upon an old friend. There, standing with stoic dignity, was one he knew could hear reason among nonsense.
Really, there aren't a lot of realistic limits to character possibilities.
can i be a samurai warrior from japan then who is banished from his homeland? pleeeeeeeeeaaaasssssssee?
no
omg fuck u n fuck ur dumb rp i didnt want to join anyways
Really, there aren't a lot of realistic limits to character possibilities.
can i be a samurai warrior from japan then who is banished from his homeland? pleeeeeeeeeaaaasssssssee?
So, how soon until we can post in character?
Sign me up.
Name: Gillam Belasko Race: Human Augmentics: In addition to the neural interface hardware attached to the base of the neck, Captain Belasko has received surgically-implanted synthetic eyes tethered directly to the optic chiasma. These pearly bulbs of iridescent crystal replaced his true eyes after he was rendered irreparably blind upon directly witnessing a nuclear blast during battle. Rank: Captain Physical Description: Captain Belasko is an man of caucasian descent. Though he is in his late thirties, he appears ten to fifteen years older. Shallow crows feet radiate outward from the corner of his lips and eyes. While he has a thick head of hair cut short to the regulation 4 centimeters, the color has begun to drain from his head at an early age with grayed hairs intermixed with the brown. His iridescent synthetic eyes rarely blink for lack of need. His gaze is stoic and very seldom does it betray any sense of attitude or emotion. Personal History: Gillam Belasko was born on Adriatus in the Vos System to peasant parents. His childhood was fairly unremarkable and he feared his entire life would be wasted in ignominy. In his late teenage years, Gillam left his home and parents to enlist in the Naval Academy in a final bid to accomplish something more substantial with his life. Though he had only received a standard education, Gillam made it through the rigorous entry exams by means of diligent and exhaustive study. During his training at the Academy, the Empire enjoyed a period of peace. There was, therefore, no pressing need to generate new officers and so enrollment in the Academy was very competitive. In order to keep pace with the more thoroughly-educated cadets - often the sons of nobles - Gillam found it necessary to work twice as hard most of his peers to keep from washing out. Even in the face of stiff competition from his peers, Gillam maintained high marks. Gillam relished in twarting his spoiled peers in the naval combat simulations, though he always maintained a facade of order and composure as was expected of an officer. As he progressed through the Academy, Gillam found himself infatuated by the naval organization, it's bureaucracy and its rules. For outside the Academy, one's nobility or lack thereof determined one's lot in life. But here, merit and hard work were all that could be counted. It was here that his respect for the established order was cemented. At the age of 21, Gillam Belasko surpassed the initial expectations of his instructors and was granted the rank of Lieutenant upon completion of his training. He was assigned as a navigational ensign to the Hyperion, a heavily armed Gothren class cruiser. His first tours of duty took Lieutenant Belasko on patrols to the Doldrums, where the Hyperion hunted pirates prowling about the asteroid fields and escorting mining vessels. It was on his second deployment where Belasko saw his first taste of combat. A distress beacon drew the Hyperion to an ore freighter claiming to have detected an unidentified vessel lurking nearby. As the Hyperion rendezvoused, scores of boosterpack-bound pirates scattered from their hiding spots among the asteroids and swarmed the cruiser. The Hyperion, wanting in point defense systems, was unable to repel the individual pirates. They landed upon the cruiser's hull and pried their way into the hangar bays. Before the marine contingent could don their vacuum suits for combat, the boarders managed to depressurize much of the ship, killing a substantial number of marines and crew. All remaining hands were forced to defend the ship. The captain excluded Belasko from the fight however, citing the need for someone to steer the vessel to safety should the captain fall in combat. With Belasko and a skeleton crew left to man the bridge, the remaining hands on the Hyperion took up arms to oust the pirates from their vessel. The fight went poorly for the crew, who were substantially outgunned by the heavily armed boarders. It was apparent to Belasko that the vessel would be lost if something drastic was not done. In a snap decision, Belasko made a 83 second hyperspace jump from the asteroid field that deposited the Hyperion just above the swirling clouds of Artemon, the nearest of the Doldrum's gas giants. As the captain and his crew made a last ditch defense of the bridge bulkhead, Belasko plunged the Hyperion into the tormentous atmosphere of the gas world below. The Lieutenant watched from the bridge screens as his shipmates fell to the pirate onslaught. As shells rattled off the bulkhead behind him, and his captain bled out, Belasko locked the bulkhead and then depressurized the entire vessel save for the bridge. As the cruiser sank deep into the heavy atmosphere of Artemon, a melange of hot, noxious gases inundated the ship. The vacsuits of the pirates, well suited for the void of space, collapsed under the intense pressure and the heat boiled the pirates alive in their suits. Within minutes, all hands outside the cruiser's bridge - be they pirate or crew - had certainly perished. Before the Hyperion sank too deep into the crushing atmosphere, Belasko fought his way back into orbit and made his way to Far Valyria with only 6 of the original 400 crew remaining. Upon arrival in the Far Valyria, Belasko was ordered to submit a detailed after action report concerning the incident in the asteroids. Immediately after submitting the report, officers of the Imperial Armada arrested Belasko and forced him to appear before a naval tribunal under Admiral Rutherford. For months, investigators combed through the relevant data extracted from the Hyperion's semisentience core. Hours of footage from the corridor and bridge feeds were watched during the proceedings; the owner of the ore freighter was brought to the trial for questioning. After nearly a year of evidence presentation and discussion, Admiral Rutherford handed down his decision: Lieutenant Belasko was not guilty of either charge against him. However, the Admiral Rutherford expressed severe dissatisfaction with his conduct. Though he found that Belasko's actions in the asteroids and in the skies of Artemon were ingenious and necessary to ensure that pirates would not seize an imperial vessel as his late captain had commanded, Rutherford concluded that Belasko's actions were not in line with one of core tenets of the Armada's Code of Battle: that the crew fight to the last man to keep the ship. To this end, Admiral Rutherford issued a highly controversial punishment: that Belasko serve as the Hyperion's captain under tours of extreme peril. And peril the new Captain Belasko saw aplenty. Not long after the tribunal, the Arian Jihad broke loose across the imperial dominion. At the helm of the ship he had saved a year before, Belasko led the refitted Hyperion into battle against the transhumanists. At the skirmish in the Nebula of the Crowns, Belasko wrought bloody carnage against an enemy carrier formation and sparing it's Dratha class sister ship, the Aphelion, from a surprise attack by a transhumanist frigate. At the Siege of Korogar, the flash of a nuclear detonation in orbit left Captain Belasko blind. Even so, the captain of the Hyperion worked in tandem with the data gathered by the ship's semisentience and scored two kills against the enemy. As the war came to a close, Captain Belasko had demonstrated once again to all those who had doubted his ability. All but one, that is. In the course of the Arian Jihad, Admiral Rutherford, the man that had issued Captain Belasko this trial of penance, had gone missing in action. On patrol deployments, the Hyperion stitched across the most remote corners Imperium, searching for Rutherford's flagship and the man that had given Gillam Belasko his opportunity to demonstrate his ability to demonstrate his capacity to serve the Armada with honor. It was Captain Belasko's determination to find the Admiral and demonstrate that the decision to confer the rank of Captain was not made in error, and he would not conclude his quest until the flagship was found and it's admiral reported dead or alive. IC Sample: (Pending) Ship Name: Hyperion Ship Type: HSR2 - Gothren Class Artillery Vessel Semi-Sentience Profile: (Pending, waiting to see how others portray theirs) Escort Ships:N/A Ship Details/History:Following the incident in the asteroid field, the Hyperion was refitted to facilitate more effective solitary patrols. Four small point-defence turrets have been installed to allow it to repel boarding attempts more effectively. Even with these additions, the cruiser will still find itself ill prepared to fend off strikecraft squadrons. The crew capacity has also been increased, allowing for a more robust marine contingent. With a full two regiments of well-armed marines onboard, the Hyperion is capable of launching surface insertions even against planets with light to moderate anti-orbital defenses. This offensive surface capacity was demonstrated spectacularly during the Battle of Gharash. - population: 654 personnel; 132 crew, 522 marines - primary weapons/fleet function: Two Heartseeker railguns (fixed), two Excoriator rapid-fire batteries (nearly-full range of motion), 6 torpedo tubes (each capable of launching eight torpedoes). Like most Gothren-class vessels, the Hyperion's focus in battle is to screen enemy formations and score shots against high-priority targets from great distance. The Hyperion's semisentience is equipped to rapidly calculate accurate firing solutions for it's long range, high-energy Heartseeker slugs. At medium range, the Hyperion's weapon of choice shifts to it's arsenal of high-explosive torpedoes launched from tubes on the dorsal hull. To defend itself and it's sister ships from enemy missiles and torpedoes, the torpedo tubes can also launch defensive countermeasures designed to fool or overwhelm missile tracking systems. Should enemy vessels break through into close range, the revolving Excoriator batteries are employed to persuade enemy vessels to return to a safer distance. - marine contingent details: (pending) - strikecraft contingent details: (pending)
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