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8 mos ago
LUV GOIN 2 A RENNASANZ FAIR. LOTTA FAGET NERDBOYS BUT GAWTDAMM I LUV THEM TURKYLEGS. COULD BOUTA DOZZEN OF THEM TASTY LIL FUCKS. LEMME GET A HELL YEAH BRUTHER
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8 mos ago
MY PAPAW TOLLD ME 1 THING: SON WHEN UR MY AGE, UR GONA APPRESHIATE TAKIN A GOOD SHIT. AND BRUTHER, HE WUZ RITE! KEN I GETTA FUCKEN HELL YEAH?
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1 yr ago
GONNA HAVE 2 DO SUM COMONITY SERVISE BC I GOT A FUKKIN DUI. I ASKED THE JUDGE IF HITTIN ON FAT-ASSED MEXICAN GIRLS CULD BE A SERVISE 2 THA CUMUNITY! LEMME GET A GOTTDAM HELL YEA BRUTTHER!!
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1 yr ago
SMASHMBURGERS, MORE LIKE TRASH MY ASSHOLEBURGERS.. THOS GREEZY LIL FUCKS GIVE ME DIARRHEA N GAS LIKE U WOLD NOT BELEEVE. BEEN SHITTIING MY ASS OFF ALL NITE. CAN I GET A FUKKIN HELL YEAH BROTHER???/
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1 yr ago
I like a man that knows what he wants. And I love when what he wants is to wear a pirate’s hat and poop on my chest whilst saying “Arr! Swab the poopdeck ye scurvy hedgepig!” Aye aye, daddy! 🥵😫🏴‍☠️
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In what typpe of pizza do you guys like → 3 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
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gorgenmast more like cuckinmost am I right, gang?


wow fuck you, you insensitive prick. Making fun of a man dealing with infidelity? The diaper shit was pretty obnoxious but you’ve managed to hit a new low. @LegendBegins @stark @Ruby could you please give this douchenozzle a warning or ban? Thanks!
In what typpe of pizza do you guys like → 3 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
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**you come back from your 1-minute coma and realize your at pizzahut.**

sir this is a dennies


hahaha, i hate whem this happens. Sorry mr or mrs. Denny’s host, I fucked up my sleeping medication dosage again. Frick my life, LOL XD
In what typpe of pizza do you guys like → 3 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
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Honeypie could you please pick up some paper towels when you get back from Ryan’s? Love you! 😘


gorgenmast more like cuckinmost am I right, gang?
In what typpe of pizza do you guys like → 3 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
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I'm the wife


Honeypie could you please pick up some paper towels when you get back from Ryan’s? Love you! 😘
In what typpe of pizza do you guys like → 3 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
My wife is having an affair
In what typpe of pizza do you guys like → 3 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
pzzia good 😊
In what typpe of pizza do you guys like → 3 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
one with the red circles 🔴 on it
In what typpe of pizza do you guys like → 3 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Pleazzi penerinno zpiza perfavore
In what typpe of pizza do you guys like → 3 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
i need pipiza perreperoni
In what typpe of pizza do you guys like → 3 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Pepperronnppi pizpa
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