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8 mos ago
LUV GOIN 2 A RENNASANZ FAIR. LOTTA FAGET NERDBOYS BUT GAWTDAMM I LUV THEM TURKYLEGS. COULD BOUTA DOZZEN OF THEM TASTY LIL FUCKS. LEMME GET A HELL YEAH BRUTHER
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8 mos ago
MY PAPAW TOLLD ME 1 THING: SON WHEN UR MY AGE, UR GONA APPRESHIATE TAKIN A GOOD SHIT. AND BRUTHER, HE WUZ RITE! KEN I GETTA FUCKEN HELL YEAH?
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1 yr ago
GONNA HAVE 2 DO SUM COMONITY SERVISE BC I GOT A FUKKIN DUI. I ASKED THE JUDGE IF HITTIN ON FAT-ASSED MEXICAN GIRLS CULD BE A SERVISE 2 THA CUMUNITY! LEMME GET A GOTTDAM HELL YEA BRUTTHER!!
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1 yr ago
SMASHMBURGERS, MORE LIKE TRASH MY ASSHOLEBURGERS.. THOS GREEZY LIL FUCKS GIVE ME DIARRHEA N GAS LIKE U WOLD NOT BELEEVE. BEEN SHITTIING MY ASS OFF ALL NITE. CAN I GET A FUKKIN HELL YEAH BROTHER???/
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1 yr ago
I like a man that knows what he wants. And I love when what he wants is to wear a pirate’s hat and poop on my chest whilst saying “Arr! Swab the poopdeck ye scurvy hedgepig!” Aye aye, daddy! 🥵😫🏴‍☠️
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In what typpe of pizza do you guys like → 3 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
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wow fuck you, you insensitive prick. Making fun of a man dealing with infidelity? The diaper shit was pretty obnoxious but you’ve managed to hit a new low. @LegendBegins @stark @Ruby could you please give this douchenozzle a warning or ban? Thanks!


Take a chill pill dude, cuckoldry is a legitimate fetish as long as both parties consent to it. I don’t really see any evidence that gorgenmast was trying to make fun of this guy.

Also, frivolous calls to guild staff are frowned upon. We’re very busy and don’t appreciate having our time wasted like this. Consider this a warning.
In what typpe of pizza do you guys like → 3 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
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gorgenmast more like cuckinmost am I right, gang?


wow fuck you, you insensitive prick. Making fun of a man dealing with infidelity? The diaper shit was pretty obnoxious but you’ve managed to hit a new low. @LegendBegins @stark @Ruby could you please give this douchenozzle a warning or ban? Thanks!
In what typpe of pizza do you guys like → 3 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
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**you come back from your 1-minute coma and realize your at pizzahut.**

sir this is a dennies


hahaha, i hate whem this happens. Sorry mr or mrs. Denny’s host, I fucked up my sleeping medication dosage again. Frick my life, LOL XD
In what typpe of pizza do you guys like → 3 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
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Honeypie could you please pick up some paper towels when you get back from Ryan’s? Love you! 😘


gorgenmast more like cuckinmost am I right, gang?
In what typpe of pizza do you guys like → 3 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
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I'm the wife


Honeypie could you please pick up some paper towels when you get back from Ryan’s? Love you! 😘
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