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    1. Gutshot 10 yrs ago

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9 yrs ago
Current I kid, I was too sick to even get a post up, RIP Gutshot.
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9 yrs ago
I have gotten so sick, that I have taken the day off; Thus, expect some posts from me. It's bitter-sweet, isn't it?
9 yrs ago
Surely you jest, Comrade! To create an equal solution to falsified dental problems, we must create such dental products equally. Dentistry licenses must be required by the state so all may contribute.
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9 yrs ago
Eh, might aswell try advertising here: A Polymorphing Kaiju roleplay for those with malicious intent roleplayerguild.com/topics/1..
9 yrs ago
but I still bawled my eyes out at the end of my pacifist run

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IN SANGUINEM,
QUIA SANGUINEM,
IN PERPETUUM

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@Blueflame You're good, there's really no limit for new players.

@ArenaSnow That's the question, isn't it?

EDIT: I will be posting soon guys, sorry for not keeping up with the speed post
@LChris314 They know they have died, but have no prior knowledge of the tavern.
Several Gentalia


Zzubus was a busy man tonight at the Edge Tavern. A large universe fusion, an old god awakening, and even a psychic implosion had reportedly taken the lives of millions over the last hour or so, so the red-skinned demon cleaned the bar tables quickly in anticipation for the flood of patrons. His grizzled tone resounded throughout the tavern as imps and underlings hopped off their lazy bums to help their master. The special had to be changed on the menus, glasses had to be cleaned, ale barrels had to be refilled, the list went on. Leaning on the bar-top and cleaning an ornamental drinking horn with a white rag, Zzubus really only took his eyes off of work when he heard a certain emerald dragon's footsteps.
Czurem came through the door as she always did: inquisitive of what was new and going on in the afterlife's tavern. "We have a big crowd tonight, Czurem. You can stay, of course, just don't be mad if you're pushed and shoved", the archdemon greeted and warned the teen dragon. Zzubus pulled her up a chair and poured her some wine into the drinking horn, on the house of course. Though the girl's father would never agree, the tavern demon saw no problem with giving minors alcohol. After chatting with Czurem for a little-bit more, the demon felt it was time to get back to work as always. He checked under the counter to see if the imps had brought in the stash of tonight's 'Zzubus's Famous' special like he had asked.
three icecream wrappers and an imp (@Cherrywitch) tumbled out of the cooler, the green haired bastard almost smashing his nose against demon's gigantic, carapace-like leg. Indeed, the product had been delivered, but so did this nuisance. Picking the thief-boy off the ground 6 feet to meet him face-to-face, the only intimidating words Zzubus uttered were "That'll be 90, please". The carriages were now arriving, and already his inventory was being stolen. The archdemon really didn't have time for this.
Premature Maturity
Alrighty, I'll put up the IC later today. I'm giving @Cat@Shmektheshmuck a little more time to show themselves as well as for @booksmusicanime to finish up their CS.
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Bondage Session ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@pugbutter A little bit of clarification: your post is detailing what has happened in the mission, or what the agent plans will happen in the mission?
@Travesty Stuck in the tavern mostly, but some death carriages will bring you back to your universe for a hefty fee (Miracles have to happen somehow)
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