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    1. Gutshot 10 yrs ago

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9 yrs ago
Current I kid, I was too sick to even get a post up, RIP Gutshot.
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9 yrs ago
I have gotten so sick, that I have taken the day off; Thus, expect some posts from me. It's bitter-sweet, isn't it?
9 yrs ago
Surely you jest, Comrade! To create an equal solution to falsified dental problems, we must create such dental products equally. Dentistry licenses must be required by the state so all may contribute.
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9 yrs ago
Eh, might aswell try advertising here: A Polymorphing Kaiju roleplay for those with malicious intent roleplayerguild.com/topics/1..
9 yrs ago
but I still bawled my eyes out at the end of my pacifist run

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IN SANGUINEM,
QUIA SANGUINEM,
IN PERPETUUM

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@DeadBeatWalking

This is hilarious.

I love it.

I want in.

EDIT:
How how's everybody doin'?


Pretty good
Nice thread you got here guys, mind if I happen to plop on in? This is a theme I think would make for some interesting entries and interpretations:

*A possession, or one who can be possessive?*


I sort of toyed around with this idea once in my, sadly, failed RP, but the jist of it is: Is it a person, or a thing? (of course, that's just one interpretation). I could see a lot of interesting sci-fi and fantasy implications for writing using this theme, like humans encountering the orcish species and saying "Well, shoot. Are they people or animals?". Some bonus categories I thought up for this theme are:
  • I m-made this?: Who knew that mixing glucose and sodium made an intelligent life-form!
  • They're not one of us anymore: The loss of loved ones can be heartbreaking, especially when they become something completely unfathomable.
  • I will stand by it: It is hard to justify your actions when the whole world is against you.
  • Something broke on the inside: Horrible is the crippling of mind, body, and soul: more so for those watching.
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Blind Doggo
@Gutshot Sorry my post is so short... I literally drew a blank.


np
Aki Ogawa
Interacting with @pkken, @Aladdin Sanity, and @Kimmininja


Aki's sleep after the fight was one to behold. Much like a coma, he didn't feel, he didn't think, and he barely breathed. His body only twitched with the introduction of insects all over his body by Kiwi, but even then he stayed sound asleep. Yet, his peacefulness was soon interrupted. Yelling, hyperventilation, and people sprinting with him out of the nurse's room finally jogged his mind to life. He had no idea what was going on.
Ken kept the bookworm slung over his shoulder as he ran, with what looked like Su-Mi following fast behind. Tumbling out of the tall boy's grip to start sprinting for himself, Aki quickly voiced his concerns about the situation. "W-what is this? Is it another exercise? Where are we going? How long was I out?", the plain boy quickly asked. Now running up behind Su-mi at the back of the group, Aki could only hope that wherever they were going, it was close. He wasn't feeling too hot. In fact, he felt horrible. Aki felt small ailments start around his abdomen until they progressively became worse, becoming a soreness that spread throughout his body. It started from his back and quickly reached everywhere imaginable. Huge, blunt needles striking his body as he now tried, desperately, to even walk with his pain. The coup de gras of this horrible experience was a sudden whiplash in the bookworm's pale neck. He was soon prone on the ground, finished like before. Aki merely grumbled as, face-down, he assumed his classmates had ran away without him. Whatever this training exercise was, he failed it. Wonderful.
A large swamp monster (@Travesty) entered the bar with a gait and a thick air of confusion. He sat at the bar and asked about the obvious questions pestering him, as well as a pint of ale. Zzubus slid a glass of bog ale over to the soggy tangle of seaweed and mud before elaborating. "The Edge Tavern is the manifestation of the afterlife. You died, you came here", the demon said before going under the bar to check something. The archdemon had heard that the way this swamp monster died was hilarious, and, pulling out the creature's death certificate, he sure wasn't let down. "Seems you died by slipping on a sharp rock and getting impaled", Zzubus said, sliding the piece of paper over for it's owner to see.

@medalliah & @LChris314

The two were really going at it with their conversation, huh? Zzubus was a little surprised to here them flattering him from across the bar counter as he talked to a few of his other patrons. "Your compliments are nice, but they aren't going to get you free drinks", the demon said to David from across the bar.

@shagranoz

"Death's just the transportation to the bar. This place is a whole other universe in-and-of itself, so unless you have a planar-teleportation elixir, no one's leaving", the demon explained. "Well, if you want to have enough to sleep comfortably tonight, you might aswell go into the kitchen and start brewing. Be careful, though: There's little disgusting imps everywhere"

@RenaKin90

"Singer, eh? What kind of music, and can you be prepared to sing for 6 hours at a time?", Zzubus asked.

@Blueflame

"Well, what job I give you really depends on what skills you have. So give me a run down, Max, what can you do?", the demon said. A whole lot of people were wanting jobs at the bar tonight, and extremely early two. Already to slug people had come up asking if they could compensate for eating a table. Zzubus turned to the hanging Kric and asked, "Well how about you, Krap? You wanna job to pay off your debts? Remember, we charge interest around here."
Will have a post with Aki coming out of his coma in a little bit, guys.


Scene One: He Screwed

Gutshot: What a great day to roleplay, i'm inspired, i'm excited, and I have some good events planned!
Coworkers: Hey, Gutshot, mind taking a little work from us? we're getting tired.
Gutshot: NP! I would love to be a helpful individual and take some of your work!
Coworkers: A little more?
Gutshot: Uh, sure, i'll still be able to roleplay with this extra work, so it's fine!
Coworkers: All of it?
Gutshot: sh*t

Scene Two: This scene is basically scene one played over and over again for a couple of days.

Scene Three: The manager is the new Messiah

Managar: Hey, Gutshot, you've been working really late and really hard, you wanna take a-
Gutshot: A BREAK?! OH THANK YOU MERCIFUL CHIN CHIN I WILL PRAISE YOUR NAME FOREVER!
Manager: Just leave and get some help.


Needless to say, i'm sorry for the grand halt, and I will be getting things back on track quickly.

@Gutshot
Is this still active? I just read through all the posts and am wanting to join but I'm not going to spend my time on a CS if this one is dead.


Nope, just a little stop we had there. Excited to have you!

@Gutshot did my mention work sometimes it messes up.


The only thing that didn't work was my coworkers this week.

I'll have a post up soon guys don't worry
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