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Prepping . For. The . Journey

At some point the muted sounds of the tavern staff below getting a head start on the day's bread baking roused Nika from slumber. It took a few extra blinks to really wake up, especially when his head was tucked into the fold of his arms and opening his eyes showed only darkness. Gradually he brought his face up, looking across the room to the window. It was not light out, but he could vaguely see the shape of the pines against the sky. The sun must have just been coming up then… perfect. It would have been mighty embarrassing to wake up late after what he'd said yesterday.

His gaze moved to the bed where Brig still slept, if her soft snoring was any indication. Slowly, as not to wake her, he uncurled and got to his feet. The morning felt a little hazy, and Nika wasn't sure why. He'd slept through the night so it wasn't like his rest had been interrupted. Maybe it was the stress just catching up to his brain, or…

He stretched to get rid of the lingering tenseness, and distract his mind from the shadowy wisps of some forgotten dream, or memory, or whatever it was. The road and the west, the cold and the looks. None of it mattered anymore, and he had things he needed to do.

With the packs of supplies over his shoulder Nika slipped out of the room and down the stairs. After a little chatting with the early morning maids, which was definitely not pleading, they fixed him two plates of food made up partly of the tavern’s leftovers from the night before. One was swiftly devoured, the other set on the table in Brig’s room where hopefully it wouldn’t cool too much before the young wolf got to it.

After that the knight took a moment to organize the supplies a little before making a beeline to the stables, where he patted Nakki’s broad neck as he passed the stallion. In the middle of resaddling him and the dun with the extra provisions Nika noted that there were more animals there now than there had been yesterday evening. Another favor from Maeki, perhaps? There were three extra horses to be exact: a pinto mare that seemed to have been wounded near her snout at some point, leaving a split in the poor animal’s nostril. Another was a stallion like Nakki, gray coated and this one had a clean scar running horizontally along its side. The last was the only horse of the three that seemed to lack marks or combat, a young well-maintained horse with a mottled black and white coat, also a mare. That seemed to be the group’s means of transportation, but the strange thing was that a hunting wolf also slept in the hay of the stable floor. It seemed to be a late riser as it still slept at the moment, and hadn’t woken to Nika’s presence— though even in its sleep the canid’s ears twitched at the knight’s footsteps. The wolf was white, looked older with multiple scars along its body and face, but it was also quite large and formidable.

It wasn’t uncommon for hunting wolves to be paid for during long journeys, nor was it uncommon for them to be gifted as a symbol of good fortune to those about to embark on a long journey. But the grizzled wolf was not mentioned by Maeki, perhaps one of the mercenaries had paid for it and signaled the dog to wait in the stables? Who really knew at this point. He brushed the thought aside as he made to trudge back to the Stone’s Throw, but ended up not even getting that far. A shape approached from the tavern’s direction, and Nika didn’t have to wait that long for Brig to appear at the stables geared up with dark rings around her eyes.

”All that sleep ‘nd I’m still feeling like a walkin’ corpse.”

Nika offered her a small, boyish smile, the kind that she saw nearly every morning from him, only this time colored by the knowledge of what they were about to embark on.

"Aye, one night isn't gonna undo all 'f... that."

That said, now that he'd been up and moving Nika himself did feel better. He wasn't 100%, likely wouldn't be for a little while yet (especially without Brig's penchant for quick healing), but better. Even the pain in his arm had dulled to a warm, sore pull, at least when he wasn't using it.

"Anythin' else we need 'fore headin' out?" he asked, his gaze flicking from Brig to the sleepy atmosphere of the town's square nearby. It lingered on the small iron works that produced and mended Blackpebble's arms, pots, bits, and everything else. He thought it'd probably be a good idea to get a new shield to replace the old one he'd lost - or else a much bigger axe down the literal and figurative road.

Unsurprisingly, Brig read him like a book. [color=]”Aye, if y’ need to get a new shield— now’s th’ time to get it. Won’t be comin’ cross a smithy for a while once we hit th’ road.”[/color] A smile warmed her tired expression and blood flushed into her cheeks, reddening the pale complexion as she looked to the pact knight, and even more when she looked behind him to the horses and a…

”O’ my, we ‘ve got a wolf coming ‘long with us?” The talk of reluctance and supplies were diminished to mere afterthoughts as the white wolf sleeping in the stable came into Brig's vision. Before she could get any other words out, she approached that old scarred wolf and crouched down with her hands on her knees to examine him properly.

Though Nika hadn't heard anything about the wolf, he was surprised that Brig hadn't either. “You didn't ask for him? Mus' belong to one of your hirelin’s then.”

Brig knew not to touch wolves when they slept, even the more domesticated ones had an old habit of lashing out of reflex to protect themselves. Instead the Lady of the North clicked her tongue at the battle-scarred canine and let out a soft whistle between her chapped lips. The muse was one she often chirped out to the wolves back home, a beckon that signaled ‘here’ or ‘approach’.

The old white wolf peaked open their eyes, they were pale yellow like moonlight, and upon seeing Brig it almost seemed as if they recognized her. The wolf’s tired expression softened as he stretched his arms and legs, opened his maw to let out a soft raspy yawn. The hound popped up onto all four and approached Brig with his head low and circled around her twice before parking himself directly in front of her and raised his head in acknowledgment of her. To which, Brig extended out a gloved hand to pat the top of the wolf’s head a few times and looked back to Nika with a much more hopeful expression.

”Let’s go get that shield, I’d like t’ grab a new cloak ‘nd some arrows too.”

Her pact knight nodded, then added with a touch of sympathetic sarcasm, “aye, let's. 'm sure the shopkeep'll give us a discount for wakin' 'im so early.”

Save for any supplies that the mercenaries were bringing themselves, the steeds were ready to ride, so a last minute shopping trip was all that was left to do before they met with the group they'd be entrusting to fight for the good of Fenris with. It was an unexciting but successful affair, and by the time the sun had actually begun to peek through the trees and over the roofs of houses Brigitte and Nika stood outside of the tavern to meet with the others.

As the group gathered after gathering the odds and ends they wished to acquire under the Fenris dime while it still had worth, Brigitte would lay out the plan one final time before they departed from the safety of Blackpebble. They had horses, rations, and a few extra odds and ends that could’ve been from Maeki or Bet. The Fenris stallion was equipped with a harness that pulled a small cart for some of the larger and heavier supplies, and a pile of furs for someone to sit along the floor of the cart.

” ‘Right, we have horses ‘nd apparently a hunting wolf was hired ‘long as well. Our route ‘s to take th’ Eastruin down ‘til we reach th’ dwarven outposts. Meet with whatever allies w’ have out there ‘nd then eventually make it t’ Haldr. Inevitably ‘ll have t’ speak with th’ Lord Haldr, but I don’t expect that ‘ll be happening too soon— so ‘ts just a mission of surviving ‘nd killing any enemies of the north along th’ way I guess.”
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Blackpebble Stables
Sunrise

- While the mercenaries gather supplies before their journey, Nika and Brig meet before regrouping to leave town.

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Our First Bump On The Road

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The eastern gate of Blackpebble opened with the creaking and cracking of wood against wood. It was still cold, morning winds warmed only slightly with the rising sun, but the earlier you left for a journey the more daylight you’d have to exhaust before the inevitable coming of nightfall. Two guards stood at the town’s gate, both chain coifed men placed their hand over their heart and bowed to Brigitte as the sun ensemble of mostly strangers departed from the town down the Eastruin Road. Where as the roads north, south, and west, were relatively maintained with a proper cobblestone path for merchants and travelers to take— Eastruin remained primarily dirt with signs of care could be seen throughout the path where markers are placed by travelers themselves. The nature of this was due to the destruction during the Dwarvish Rebellion, with the northern holds for dwarves bordering Haldr and the southern border of Fenris, mages razed a lot of the towns and cities that were once held entirely by the dwarves.

Directly outside of Blackpebble here, you’d look to your left and right to see hunting posts with large wood and iron towers for northmen to spot game that wandered too far from the Eastweald so that an archer may find their mark easily. But this early in the morning they remained asleep, so those towers remained empty and they likely slept behind the safety of Blackpebble’s walls. Other than those posts?.. nothing other than the expanse of snow with small crags and broken land, maybe a few carrion birds flying around a recently starved corpse or wounded animal. The Eastweald could be seen far in the distance on the southern side of the road, but the further you traveled down the Eastruin it would eventually turn into the Weald until you were eventually spat back out closer to the border of Haldr.

With the lay of the land established Brigitte would look back to the group and sigh out some words with a tired expression upon her face. “Take your pick of horse ‘nd let’s get going.”

Once every mercenary had chosen a horse -pinto, dun, gray, or appaloosa- by taking their lead or jumping onto their saddle, Brigitte would look to Nika to start the journey onward, beckoning the knight to start marching her father’s horse forward onto the dirt road away from Blackpebble. The muddled slush of ice and earth beneath the soles of their boots would was a rhythmic drumbeat to the matched speed of the horses, the wolf’s steps at the very back of the group were silent. Speaking of that wolf, it remained at the flank of the group and vigilantly looked from left to right as if they were a seasoned sentry.

The mercenaries themselves could choose whatever positioning they wished along the trek; the back, the front beside Nika and Brig, the center, whatever they felt necessary would not be met with resistance from the scion of Fenris. Brig herself sat in the cart atop those furs and pulled some jerky from one of the ration bags to begin munching down to get some calories in her system. Somewhere packed away was a Haldr device; an iron vessel with a canister in the bottom for hot coals to be placed inside to boil tea or coffee for traveling vagabonds to have a warm drink along the road. But that would be saved for the night when a sun wasn’t fighting valiantly through the overcast of clouds overhead.

Once Brigitte was done eating she would pull the hood of her cloak over her head, both to her ears warm as well as to conceal herself— there was no telling who they would come across along the road and even if she knew whoever they came across, who’s to say if they were still an ally? She breathed out that frosty mist exhaled by moist breath crystallizing in the cold northern air, and scanned the many faces of strangers who’ve decided to travel alongside her. Stress was a complex thing. These people had all promised to help her make it to Haldr, but it would be days before they reached their destination. Who’s to say they change their mind mid-journey?

Her trust did not falter in them, but she knew this early on the only person whom she could count on truly was Nika. But her father always told her that hardship always formed the strongest friendships, so she would have to see if her crazy old father’s wisdom was all it was cracked up to be. In that dwelling of thoughts, Brigitte looked out towards Eirún and waved her hand towards her to grab her attention. ”Do y’ have a way t’ tell us if ya see anything? Maeki said y’re usually successful in your hunts but ‘ve never fought beside a mute b’fore?”

It was almost as if Brig had spoken an ill omen into existence as just off in the horizon, four knights in Fenris colors with a banner donning the black wolf could be seen approaching right off the borderland of the forest’s edge and onto the road. It seemed like the four did not notice Brigitte’s group at first, but once they did, their armored horses picked up their pace and sped towards them at a rushed pace. It wouldn’t take that long for them to reach them. Brig noticed the banner, and something deep within her hoped that they were some of her father’s men that might’ve been traveling back home to deliver some message to Kurt, or even just returning home after being relieved from their duty. But flashbacks of the explosion within her own home, orange glow and stinging fire against her skin being relived in an instant that made the cold disappear while fear and anxiety replaced the stiffness in her muscles. She pulled the hood a bit lower over her face and she tucked herself down, now silent and trying to blend in with the cargo as a simple traveler to the best of her capability. Guile Check - [Failed]

There was an obvious thread of tension of that ran through Nika as the same thoughts came to him. He slowed his pace, his grip on Nakki's lead tightening. Most of the approaching group's faces were obscured by helmets or cold resistant clothes, but he did not recognize those that he could make out. It wasn't enough to write the group off outright, but the Black Wolf's warning still clung tight in his thoughts.

The small group of northern horsemen would meet with Brig’s escort at the halfway point. There was urgency in these men, and once they were right upon them, their full silhouettes would come to frame. They were fully dressed as knights of Fenris, tabards and all, their chainmail reeked of blood and the horses were beyond the point of exhaustion— the Fenris clad steed at the rear actually buckled over to the ground, and the knight was sent toppling down along with it. “Afuck!" He grunted out as he rolled through the snow and his helm even came off, revealing long golden hair that was quickly concealed again within an iron bucket helmet.

The knight at the head of their group remained silent, his bright green eyes scanned first Nika before looking to identify each mercenary and give proper examination until speaking. “Hail ye’ travelers, we ‘re knights of Fenris. We were attacked not too far from th’ border of Haldr by a group of rogue soldiers and mercenaries known as th’ Wild Hunt. Lord Fenris sent a raven requesting we reach Stonecrown at once, it seems th’ Scion of Fenris has been kidnapped by Blackcloaks of the South.”

Surprise flickered through the pale red of Nika's eyes. If the man spoke truth, then it was possible that Kurt had emerged victorious even against those horrible odds. He wouldn't have been shocked to hear it considering the tales of the man's other feats... If he hadn't been present at the scene himself.

"That so?" Nika croaked.

The co-leader of this small group of knights, a bald-headed man concealing the bottom of his face with a thin fur scarf seemingly made of bear’s fur slid from the side of his horse and approached the cart that Brig sat within. The silver and copper beard hairs spill out as he speaks in a low gravely tone. ”Have the bunch of you seen a young woman that might’ve been carried with men wearing black cloaks concealing their identities with old blood magic? Or perhaps over there in Blackpebble ya’ might have?” As this one spoke, there was undisputedly a number of golden teeth within his mouth replacing ivory, a sign of wealth unheard of in the north.

"We haven't," the pact knight replied, steely, glancing back at the three hired mercenaries as though to get them to corroborate. He'd dropped Nakki's lead, arms tense at his sides. If they were lucky they could pass without a fight. "That'd be quite the sight, we'd've remembered it."

”M’capta— I mean aye-aye!” A far younger voice shouted out from the back, the one that fell from the back of his horse. ”Do I slit this horse’s throat since it’s all used up?” His question was answered with a stonewall of silence, not seeming like any of the remaining three knights wished to answer the young blonde-haired knight’s curiosity for the time being. But rather than wait for an answer, the young knight simply drew a steel dagger with a very fancy bronze hilt from the scabbard at his waist and knelt down towards the heavily breathing brown mountain horse.. and opened its jugular. ”I’ll just buy another one in town.”

The remaining knight was eerily silent. He remained on his horse and simply stared into the cart where the goldtoothed knight was standing with his hand over the pommel of his longsword, his own chain coif concealed most of his face and there was some black smudges around his eyelids that made his silvery blue eyes stand out despite the majority of his face being concealed. This one was clearly on guard, and his horse also held the majority of the four’s supplies it seemed as four saddlebags were strung along the horse’s armor.

The leader of the knights pulled down his coif. He looked rather plain with brown hair that was receding heavily and a disheveled face; this man could’ve come off as a Northman if not for the way he talked and the signs of good tucked within the collar of armor that painfully obviously was thrown on in a rush to cover whatever was underneath. He would then approach the side of the cart alongside his gold-toothed compatriot.

Brigitte remained perfectly still, feigning sleep or death to such a degree that she did not even breathe— but she smelled it on them as soon as their horses arrived. The stench of a mageblood was not that difficult to discern when surrounded by animals and fellow countrymen in the cold northern wind. And it was one of those very beasts that would fire the first shot in such a tense moment, as the white wolf at the rear of their caravan charged up and lunged at the bald-headed man and sunk his teeth into a chain and leather covered arm!

At the first sign of bloodshed, Brig in one swift motion jumped out from the back of the cart and dashed towards the other mercenaries shouting as if it weren’t already obvious. ”Imposters from the West!

Despite being a noblewoman, Brig was the original and founder of the Snowstalkers, which this battlefield served quite well to. She drew her rimeglass saix from the back of her belt and dove into a thick patch of snow whilst kicking a flurry behind her— causing the scion of Fenris to completely disappear from sight. For the time being, she was now a ghost.

Realizing that the jig was up, the mage knight that led these western invaders unfurled the golden eagle medallion from out of his hauberk and swiftly drew his longsword bearing the crest of the Mage King along its guard. ”Fuck it, kill these nobodies!” He commanded before extending his hand and channeling aura directly in front of him.

The aura came out as small silver globules that looked almost metallic if not the for constant soft white glow, but soon they would begin rapidly spinning until a large metal sphere floated a small distance above the man. Suddenly all metal began to be pulled in the spheres direction, swords, shields, even the chain and plate of their armor; it wasn’t strong enough to lift a person into the air, but without a strong hold of your equipment they would be ripped from your hands.

Once the Magnetic Auramancy was conducted, the other three knights would take a defensive position around the conjured metal sphere with their longswords drawn. The young blonde-haired boy who butchered the horse extended out his free hand and snapped his fingers, and from them a small yellow flame would be held.. it was small, but the fire itself looked unusual. The silent knight moved very minimally, while he took a defensive stance along with the others— he remained stiff as if the person inside the iron and steel exoskeleton did not breathe or shift against the magnetic pull of the magic in the slightest. The bald-headed man rested one hand on the handle of a small short sword along his belt, readied to draw it at the ready to wield two swords in tandem.
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Outside of Blackpebble / Eastruin Road
Morning

- The group begin their escort down the Eastruin only to make it shortly outside of town and be approached by a quarter of knights. The knights are not who they claim to be and a battle begins.


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A SPIDER'S THREAD

“What’s the verdict on House Fenris?”

“Their keep ‘s taken, the black wolf ‘s dead.”

“With absolute certainty?”

“Aye, th’ blackcoats took some casualties in the process, fucker wouldn’t stay down— but e’s dead for sure. Black wolf’s now a blackened husk on the pyre.”

”Splendid, I’ll correspond with Elkheart to relay this information to him. Once his clan hears word of the Fenris instability, I assume they’ll mobilize to head north.”

“And my end o'the bargain?”

The well-spoken man cloaked in a forest green tapestry stared down at the young northman with auburn hair that asked this question. Within the looming figure’s cowl, two faint green glows could be seen where one would assume eyes were meant to be. His face was indiscernible beneath that hood, perhaps due to magic, or something else unnatural swirling within the umbra beneath the cloth.

The cloaked man reached down into a bone decorated leather satchel hanging from the side of his black horse; from within it a slow draw outward would reveal a simple gray metallic wristband etched with runic glyphs. The stranger extended it out to the auburn-haired northman with not a spoken word, just nudging it towards him in silence.

“Quite weird for some southern wanderer t’ have an elvish artifact stowed ‘way.” The young northman took the wristband and slipped it onto his wrist, sliding past his ginger arm hairs before it tightly fastened itself onto his freckled skin.

“Weirder for someone from the three clans of the North to betray their own people.” The hooded figure replied frankly before turning to step upon a bootloop along his horse’s side and swinging over to sit atop the stallion’s saddle.

“I ‘ve no love for the North, not for a long time now. Be happy to see ‘t burn, Heavenspeak and all.” The northman grunted before drawing a circular pattern into the dirt of the forest floor, which slowly caused the earth to churn and fold in on itself until a passage opened beneath him— stairs and all.

“Then we are allies all the same, but I would pray the Heavenspeak does not burn and melt away. Should that come to pass?.. that old thing would make certain that the North’s opposition is wiped out in a fortnight.” Following those words, some strange trick of shadow and light shimmered across the dark stallion the cloaked sat upon and slowly it would become translucent until the horse and its rider were completely invisible. But the sound of hooves against dirty and dead leaves could not be mistaken as he rode off into the dark of night.
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Two enemies meet in the Skitterskog
One is a northman with ties to the betrayal of Fenris
The other a mysterious hooded figure cloaked and concealed in magic

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Strangers gather for the first time
News of Stonecrown being attacked reaches new ears
The ensemble agrees to head east

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STRANGERS IN THE BACKROOM

It was almost as if the Stone’s Throw itself breathed out a sigh of relief when every mercenary in the room agreed to assist Brigitte. The wooden walls creaked and cracked as a gust of cold northern wind spilled in beneath the door and swelled the room with icy air. The Lady of the North visibly melted at the revelation of this outcome, shoulders dropping and head slumping down as the adrenaline siphoned out from her body and that cold sweat warmed with the rapid beating of her heart. There were so many ways this interaction could have gone? All three could’ve said ‘No’ and all Maeki would really be able to do is offer a night or rest and supplies before sending her on her way. But perhaps that was how the winds of fate worked? Blowing the pendulum in one direction only lasted for so long before it would need to swing back in her favor. Or maybe like her mother always said; The Heavenspeak whispers unheard to bend destiny in favor of the North.

“Well’en that’s that! Ye’ve got’n a little caravan of caraways ta’ make sure ye’ make it to the border in one piece!” Maeki cackled out loud and even slammed his fist down onto the wooden table as a rush of excitement surged in his blood.

“Don’t get too excited half-blood, they ‘ve quite the burden traveling with Lady Fenris. I wouldn’t take th’ main road— but Eastruin, the old dwarven tradeway, that’s sparsely used by ‘ne other than travelers.” Bet leaned in towards Maeki, whispering into the tavernkeep’s ear for the briefest of moments before stepping away and heading back towards the door of the back room. “Good luck t’ all of you. Winds ‘n your favor— that’s the old saying ‘aye?” She looked to Eirun and winked an eye before returning back to the bar to make sure the tavern wasn’t being destroyed in her absence.

Thank ye' all, truly— as for pay ‘nd all ‘at, I’ll cover everyone’s room ‘n board expenses for th’ night. When we reach Bastion, th’ eastern town close t’ the border, ‘ve got a handful of platinum which should be more than enough t’ keep everyone fed.” Brig’s long-winded response was less of a nervous word-vomit and more-so a desperate explanation as to how she could compensate these strangers for risking their lives to travel with her.

“Don’t ye’ worry about rooms ‘nd grub fer the bunch of ye’ . Since everyone ‘ere is willing ta’ fight for the Wolf, it’s on tha’ house! And I’ll be sending a raven ta’ the Iron Wall so th’ dwarves up north know ‘bout Kurt. They won’t be too happy ta’ hear that mage cunts ‘re sparking shite up without ‘em knowing about it.” Maeki offered a coy smile to Brig and Nika before slamming his hand one final time onto the table and rising from his seat and slowly making his own way to the door.

“O’ one last thing, Aslan ‘nd Eirun, I meant ta’ tell ye’ both before you left. A child arrived early today claimin’ that some nobles from Luxu were combin’ through th’ forests with a pyromancer. Eastern borderin’ forests remain safe, but if ye’ need to send word ta’ anyone you know out ‘ere, I’d do so sooner than later!” Maeki was a rather jubilant half-dwarf despite his history as a war veteran from the Rebellion, and rarely did he choose to bring the mood of the room into a downward spiral. Another dark omen for the group to carry with them it seemed, that as they ventured East away from danger that not even Brig had known about. The West might have something else going on unbeknownst to them.

“Right — well… I suppose th’ best thing t’do would be rest up, gear up, I’ll coordinate with Maeki for supplies ‘nd all that.” Brigitte looked back to Nika as she spoke, spending no time hesitating on action since it was apparent that the clock was already ticking.

“If any of you need something specific, let th’ merchant know their order ‘ll be paid in full by Fenris.” Once those words were spoken, Brig reached down into a satchel tightly attached to her jerkin and from within plucked out three iron coins with a wolf’s head etched onto their surface. She stepped up to each of the mercenaries and offered each one the insignia of Fenris as a means to prove legitimacy to their claims of her payment.

Once completed she would step back to Nika with the most exhausted smile weakly worn upon her lips. Cracked and bloodied as they were, the warmth on her expression seemed… hopeful? A light in the darkness, a glimmer of hope that had just sparked to life now in this moment.

It looked good on her, Nika thought. Bedraggled as she was following the pair's flight and learning of the attack on the keep, even a little optimism was better than the mania and despair she'd been wearing. He returned the same weary smile back to her. Her hope was infectious, fragile as it was, and some residual energy stirred Nika's body. It would not last for long.

"I'll help you with th'supplies," he told Brig with a nod. The sooner they got it done, the sooner they could both chance a rest.

The pact knight looked to the mercenaries before the newly formed group could filter out of the room. "We'll meet out front t'morrow. Early, w' th'sun," he said. His eyes narrowed - not in a hostile way, but searching. He could not so easily give the three of them his trust, especially with the Lord of the North's words still echoing in his recent memory, but something lighter than that was probably doable. Some confidence that they'd show up in the morning without any nasty surprises.

“Maybe not so early, Nika... ‘ve not slept in a bed for th’ whole trip. If you ‘d like to wake up at th’ crack o’ dawn and assemble with ‘em to make sure they’re taken care of.” Brig smiled weakly to her knight and stepped in his direction to rest a weak arm on his shoulder, slumping her weight onto the man for support. He let her, of course, automatically shifting his posture slightly to better hold her up. "Aye, aye," he said softly, the pair's tone and actions a little more casual than perhaps expected from noble and servant.

“We’ll talk privately ‘n the room Maeki’s prepared for us. There’s a few things I need t’ find out, but we’ll leave early t’morrow— that’s guaranteed.” The smile melted away a little more with each word spoken by Brigitte, and the warmth on her expression froze over as she seemed to stare straight through Nika into the wall behind him.

Nika's gaze lingered on Brig as she sobered and her own grew unfocused for a few moments before he threw one last look at Aslan, Eirún, and Siegfried. He did not reiterate the meeting time, but seemed to imply it without words all the same. Maybe this part was actually a test, as they'd leave when the Lady Fenris was ready but they'd assemble before that; take stock, ready the horses, and see who was going to take this mission as seriously as they said.

He gave them a stiff nod, and then his attention was back on Brig. "C'mon," he said, ushering the both of them from the back room.

As they departed from the back room to leave the mercenaries alone with Maeki, Brig glanced back one final time with a pale look on her face. “Tomorrow,” It was a promise that she would be there, and she hoped that they would too. She notes the innkeepers mention of Western forces making their presence known in the forests, it wasn’t the first time and she knew it wouldn’t be the last. But she also knew that nobles quite often underestimated the beasts that inhabited the north, and even more so the people who lived alongside them.

A. Night's. Respite

Part way through finalizing things with Maeki, Nika had taken a break to practically shove Brig into the room they'd been given upstairs so that she could rest. Her strength had been flagging for a while, and the relief following the meeting with the mercs only appeared to sap it from her faster. There wasn't much more to go over with the half-dwarf anyway, and actually packing and securing the supplies was something that Nika could handle just fine on his own.

The tavern owner was turning out to be a very generous person, but given that he felt indebted to the Fenris family it wasn't all that surprising. Kurt seemed to inspire that in people; despite the surly impression he tended to give off, he was more hands on and helpful than most men, let alone rulers. It was reassuring to know that the man, and thus his daughter, had allies even far afield from Stonecrown. Maeki was far from the only person Lord Fenris had helped, after all.

Nika returned to the room a little later with a small platter of food in his hands, courtesy of Bet. His shoulders hung low, heavy, like the plate wasn't the only thing he was carrying, but at least he didn't seem to be in poor spirits at the moment. Their road provisions were all set and ready to grab in the morning, they'd apparently found a few competent hired swords, and best of all they had a roof over their heads again. Things were looking up a little.

He hadn't forgotten what Brig had said earlier though. He glanced over at her while he set dinner down on a short wooden table.

“Thank you, deeply, Nika.” Brig settled down onto the tavern room’s bed, which wasn’t all that fancy, but a mattress filled with pheasant feathers and a fur blanket was more than the noblewoman could ask for to put herself at ease.

She had waited for him to return to begin breaking down her jerkin, unclasping buckles, removing belts, and tugging at the leather string that kept the leather armor taut on her forebody. Once it was removed, what damage she had sustained from the explosion at her home would be a bit more obvious— small wooden shrapnel had grazed her sides near the hips to leave superficial lacerations. Nonetheless, there were obvious bloodstains in her undershirt and Brigitte hissed as she took a soaked cloth from a steel bowl nearby to begin wiping the wounds. “And thank th’ Speak that our western enemies 're reviled by most.” She chuckled weakly before dropping the red-soaked cloth back into the bowl.

There was a window that looked out from the room out into Blackpebble, night had come swiftly and still people went about their day with torches and lanterns in the cold darkness, completely unaware of what trouble had encroached upon the North. Perhaps it was better this way, knowing of the attack on her father might’ve stoked chaos among the common folk. Maybe more turncoats would come out of the woodwork, but that was a problem for another day. Mend up, gear up, get the fuck out of town and head east would be the plan for now; but the fear of who she could and couldn’t trust still weighed heavily on her mind.

“I think Bet s’a spy.” Brig broke her own introspective silence frankly. “I don’t think she’s ‘n enemy, spy might not even be th’ best word for it. But Maeki trusts ‘er so I don’t think we should say anything.”

A heavy sigh spilled from her lips between gritted teeth, and then she’d slowly pulled herself off the bed back to her feet and lumbered towards the food Nika had brought to the room. The platter was quite generous; cheese, cured meats, a small bowl of what looked like potato soup, and what Brig went for directly... a sprig of deep red snowberries. She plucked the whole batch from the plate and wolfed them down in a single mouthful, staining the inside of her mouth the same color before grabbing the wooden spoon to begin shoveling some soup down her throat. They had rations for the trip, but that typically meant dried jerky, hard bread, and barley beer, they were all easy calories that could last the distance of long trips without the risk of spoiling.

Her words had caught Nika off guard, and the knight blinked down at the tray for a few moments while Brig dug in. Something like a spy...? Then should he have been testing the food for poison first, or something? Not that he knew what it tasted like. There had been stewards for that kind of thing in the castle, but he guessed that would be part of his job now too, which he'd instantly failed at. At least Brig didn't seem to be suffering any symptoms, thankfully.

"Wha' makes ya say that?" he asked. He'd begun fishing a few supplies for wound dressing out of their small pack, setting them aside for after the heiress was finished eating. "Y'said you don't think she's an enemy, but if she's not a friend either...? I dunno, she seemed normal t'me... well, mayhap more knowledgeable than you'd guess for a tavern maid."

“I know her husband’s not from th’ North, but that’s not just it, she knew a lot more than a simple tavern maid should’ve known.” Brig wriggled her nose and hummed as she tried to iron out the full intuition of what was drawing this conclusion but couldn’t put her finger on it right away.

“Her smell, she carries th’ scent not of poison or blood. But ink and paper, s’hard to pick up with the stench of food ‘nd liquor.. but it’s there. Like I said, I don’t think we should linger t’ find out what she’s doing, but might be worth holdin’ onto.” She didn’t feel that whoever Bet was working for was a threat, or else Maeki likely would’ve thrown her out a while ago. But it wasn’t her father, or she would’ve known about this plan and would have had a different reaction altogether. Another lord in the North, or maybe even the East?

"I'd never doubt your nose, lady wolf," Nika said with a hint of teasing.

The topic lapsed into the sounds of eating as Nika picked portions off of the tray for himself and finally joined Brig in devouring the dinner spread. They'd eaten together hundreds of times before, but never in such bleak circumstances.

“Surt traitors.” Brig spoke quietly without making eye contact with Nika. “Do y’ think uncle knows, or ‘s involved?.. I couldn’t imagine.” She went silent again as the spoon was placed back down onto the plate. “But t’ learn that his two youngest sons?.. even ‘f he’s not involved. Don’t think he ‘ll be too happy ‘bout that information.”

Nika didn't respond at first. Unpleasant silence swelled between the two of them as Brig's pact knight turned to busy himself with applying a thin layer of some of the poultice Maeki had included with the supplies onto a cloth dressing. His own feelings on that particular subject were so varied that trying to sort through them just left the man confused, so he hadn't tried. He was angry, of course, but the betrayal that appeared to him to come out of nowhere had brought with it shock, sorrow, and even a sense of shame. He was a Surt too, technically, but he hadn't noticed a damn thing leading up to it.

When Nika finally did speak, his voice had grown quieter too. "He must know. Before, or by now. I... want to believe that Lord-Uncle Surt wasn't part of it, but I never would've thought that Jord, arsehole that he is, would do somethin' like this either."

He'd honestly thought that if Jord ever snapped it would have been his life that the Surt son tried to take, not Lord Fenris'. Their relationship had never been great -there was a point where it had even been openly antagonistic- but Nika had hoped they'd gotten over the worst of it. Had Jord's anger shifted targets leading him to become wrapped up in some conspiracy, or had he always harbored feelings of rebellion? And was there any sign that Nika could have picked up on that would have prevented this whole thing?

He shook his head slightly to rid the thought from his brain. "An'that's to say nothin' of Jorg. Can't imagine how it must feel to learn his son's death was a ruse and he's come back just to try an' kill Lord Fenris."

Brigitte listened intently as Nika spoke, finding herself having a high degree of value in whatever he had to say on this matter. The Surt clan were closely integrated with that of Fenris, but they took Nika in... so she could only imagine how he was feeling right now. It nearly soiled her appetite before finally she remembered something, information that existed before the attack in Stonecrown. “I think that Lord Surt, Uncle Bren, was supposed t’ be heading East s’ well.. t’ meet with some dwarven foreman about securing blast iron for th’ soldiers.”

And then a frown slowly formed along her lips as the thought of her father and uncle both being led out of the safety of their cities to be cornered or killed while out doing good deeds for their people. Blackcoats were high priced assassins you’d never see in the North, they’re often hired by western or southern merchants to kill off competition without leaving evidence to point back at them. There were multiple of them too, so whoever helped orchestrate this must’ve had deep pockets.

Nika nodded. The head of house Surt had said something like that, he recalled. It said nothing about whether the man was involved, as being away would have been awfully convenient if he was, but just as inconvenient if he wasn't. Still, Nika couldn't imagine that his son's activities hadn't made their way to the man's ears in some way or another even if he had been ignorant to the plot.

When they traveled east, would they run into the Lord Surt? Would they find him safe and sorrowed but willing to help, or under siege himself, attacked away from home? Or... would they find that they'd be walking into the arms of another traitor?

“Thinkin’ bout all this shit is splittin m’ head open.” Both of Brig’s hands come up to her forehead as she grips along her hairline.

"You're tellin' me," Nika replied softly. "Here, c'mere, lemme dress the cuts proper."

He held his own hands, full of clean bandages, up expectantly.

Brigitte scooted towards Nika and lifted the bottom of the bloodstained shirt to display the superficial cuts once again. There were horizontal lacerations along each side, only an inch or so deep and blood had already begun to coagulate. Strangely enough, Kurt and Brigitte did seem to heal naturally a little faster than your ordinary northman would; but with as fresh as these cuts were, some dressing would definitely help speed the process up even more. “We’ll have to take th’ main road for some time, but if things go t’ shit— probably best we head into the Eastweald. Beasts ‘re gunna try killing us, but ‘ts better than mage knights finding us.”

"Right," Nika replied automatically, more focused on pressing the bandages onto Brig's wounds and wrapping, but he paused when the words actually sunk in. "Then you wanna take a direct route to th'border? I believe ya about Bet, but I think she's right that we should avoid th'main thoroughfare."

“I completely agree with her, but if we’re going t’ try and make it to th’ border at a reasonable speed, we’ll need t’least start on th’ main road and make as much distance s’we can.” Brig hummed to herself between little grunts with each press of bandages onto fresh wounds.

“We’ll need t’ get camping gear too if we ‘re planning on goin’ into the sticks. That wildwoman that agree t’ help us, and th’ fellow with the southern complexion seemed t’ have bolts or arrows on him. Think I saw a quiver.” She carefully tried to reach over to the platter of food and pull a piece of cured venison for herself to start munching on.

Nika couldn't deny either statement. He murmured some noise of agreement before adding, "got some already in what Maeki's given us. Real basic stuff, an' not enough for five people, but I'll see what else we can find in th'morning."

He pulled the bandage roll snug and tied it off, patting Brig's back with a calloused hand to let her know he was finished. He'd do his own wounds later. He then pulled away, leaned back on his palms and stared up at the ceiling for a few seconds seemingly wrestling with whether he should say something or not, but eventually he looked back at Brig and asked, "Wha'd'ya think about them, anyway? All three o' them."

“Can’t trust any of ‘em right away, but more hands ‘nd heartbeats help our odds.” There’s this stoic look in Brig’s eyes, it’s distant, and the dark sclera within the white widens as she stares through the door to their tavern room.

“Doesn’t matter either way, we should both be dead. Th’ fact we’re alive is because Kurt told us t’ flee with our tails tucked ‘tween our legs.” She scoffs before shrinking down and going limp, sighing the last bit of breath out of her lungs.

“Think th’ Eastern lords will accept us with open arms?”

"Not a chance," Nika sighed. He was a little optimistic that they'd get an audience and even some help, but unconditionally, with 'open arms'? That seemed unlikely. If anything, the precarious state of Lord Fenris, and Fenris as a whole, might disillusion Kurt's allies of any thoughts of fighting and coming out on top. He hoped that wouldn't be the case, though.

After another long moment Nika stood up, leaving the bed to Brig. He stretched his arms out and up over his head, feeling the painful and yet pleasant pull of the muscles in his back. "Though nothin' to do but deal with it when we get there. Get some rest for now, alright?"

“Make sure ye' get some sleep too, ‘specially if ye’re going t’ be awake ‘s early as you usually do.” Brig would tiredly yawn out as she pulled her shirt back down and turned to lay down onto the bed. A few pelts and fur blankets were pulled onto her before she caught a whiff of what smelled like mead, and touched a sticky part of one of those blankets with a stare of revulsion. Sadly she was alone in her mild horror, as Nika had already turned away.

"I will," he promised her. He wouldn't be much use without at least a little sleep after all. They were really going to have to thank Maeki again for giving them food and a room to recharge themselves.

Quietly, Nika peeled off his own layers to go about redressing his own injury. It wasn't a long process, and once it was through he bundled up once more with an extra fur taken for himself, snuffed the light, and parked himself with his back to the door. He drew his legs up close and folded his arms atop his knees, resting his chin in the divot. From there he could easily see the window and the darkened sky beyond it. If anything tried getting into the room he'd be able to react right away; better to be cautious than caught off guard. Again.

But he would not keep watch all night, like he'd told Brig he would rest too. It was cozy enough huddled there, the room warm from the fireplace below them.
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The heiress and her pact night rest for the night


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Ahh…
The smell of flames…
Like freshly snipped roses…


Llaier danced through the shadow and flickering orange glow of rising embers from kindled planks. She watched the soaked planks sizzle as vapor floated upward and bubbles formed along their surface. There was a sudden ‘pop!’ as the boiling water swelled within a large wooden block and expunged a dangerous mist directly into the face of what looked to be an imperial man donning the colors of these pirates. It scalded his face and seemingly disoriented him in the chaos, which Llaier found considerably funny!

She slithered over as she often did, clumsily, bumping into a orcish pirate near the side of the ship that was locked in combat with one of the Fortune’s deckhands. She wasn’t all that interested in this orcish fellow, so she simply bent down at the knee and wound back her fist before punching the orc directly into his unmentionables. Llaier was not the most brawny of wandering jesters, but strength didn’t matter all that much when using the chaos of a burning ship to get a free critical blow onto what would be deemed a annoying bystander.

The orc which she assaulted did not have all too much time to react. But the outcome which followed stoked laughter quite immediately, both from Llaier and the Breton deckhand that was fighting the pirate. The jester watched as the orc buckled, falling to his backside and reeling from pain with low guttural grunts rumbling out from his tusked jaw. The masked dunmeri woman continued to cackle as she watched the scene, though from the outside looking in— it might’ve been horrifying for a masked silhouette to be hunched over a wounded orc loudly making sounds of merriment in such horrifying circumstances.

The mirth continued, but in a strange fluid motion that came without warning, Llaier’s claymore slid out from the scabbard at her back and she spun in a half-circle and with an extended blade. It wasn’t practiced or skillful, the Breton deckhand might’ve even thought it was accidental, but steel met thick orcish skin and sinew.. crimson liquid spewed into the deck as the partially beheaded pirate fell limp along the side of the ship.

“You could’ve been more clean about it.”

“What do you mean? The poor lad was felled in one blow!”

“You’re right, but look, he’s still connected at the spine.”

“Should I give it another swing?”

“No, a messy job’s funnier.”

“That’s what matters most.”

“Let’s get back to examining that imperial who’s probably blind now.”

“If he is, we should pretend we’re a pirate like him.”

She'd then mosey her way on over to the imperial pirate who'd gotten steamblasted in the face by rapidly heated water. Llaier watched as the imperial man clutched at his face and screamed in agony, to which the dunmeri jester just watched silently from the sidelines. There were signs of blistering where his leather gloved fingers gripped into and she knew that once that hand pulled away, some of his skin would be dragged along with it. Beneath her vile mask she simply smiled from ear to ear, blissfully entertained at the cacophony of inferno, violence, and catastrophe surrounding the ship. If things went poorly, couldn't she just swing on over to the pirate's ship? She was sure if she had given them a little show they might let her stay aboard to entertain the bored men that spent months on end at sea.

But then again..

There were others who seemed to be keeping things at bay. Fellow strangers who found themselves aboard this ship just like herself, but she hadn't spent much time speaking to anyone aboard other than that one khajit aboard that kept asking her for skooma; she did have some on her but it was being saved for a special occasion! Perhaps she'd find some weird chemical aboard and put it in a small vial to convince the poor sod that it was his coveted drug? Llaier had the utmost confidence that she could sell it to him, not for coin, but for a favor or something else entertaining.

'Shhhwip! ..... "Ahhhh!

There it was! Like a dinner bell ringing in the jester's ears, her wandering mind came right back to the mortal plane and her attention fully focused upon the imperial who'd just decided to pull his hand away from his face. It was a terrible sight really, raw reddened and bloodied skin exposed as multiple layers were peeled away. Out with the old, in with the new! That's what Llaier thought to herself, but all this imperial pirate would hear was hysterical laughter. Llaier dropped her claymore to the floorboard and sat down with her knees tucked in, wrapped her arms around them, and began absolutely yowling like a hyena for the man to hear. She pointed at him, and even though her face was completely concealed by her faceless mask, it was plainly obvious that behind that strange reflective surface her face was twisting into one of absolute mockery of the man. And what else did he see?..

His own face, disfigured beyond repair bar some horrible deal with a daedra.




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What a time to be alive, if you could call it that; the reality of Muragarasu's existence was something that she herself would classify as something adjacent to it. Circumstances were strange and the company she spent time with would most certainly be classified as stranger, but then again, that was what made things interesting. Though.. the visitor she had the pleasure of spending time with now was unexpected to the degree of stressful. To think that the demon king would find himself in her neck of the woods with less than a message of warning pricked along the back of Mura's neck like ants, and so too did those bites sting.

But if there was anything Mura was good at doing, it was masking her emotions. So she sat across from the man with a smile wreathed in warmth and softness, glowing as if she were the sun that so many demons hid from. Her smoking pipe was set on the table just in arm's reach and every few moments she would outstretch an arm to pluck and draw it towards her lips to take a slow drag of wispy smoke to breathe into her ancient lungs and blew out rings and streaks of gray smoke. It calmed the nerves. The ritual was one that had been picked up o' so many years ago, by now going a day without it meant something was awry or the merchant she bought herbs from had been murdered.

Her deep crimson eyes set upon Michikatsu, the slit iris within the blood pools of her eyes dilating as the man's presence is finally beheld yet her tone remains resolute; the ears upon her head twitch but otherwise Muragarasu remained statuesque as the demon king spoke affluent poetry to ring within those long ears. "The way you speak does not match how you've garbed yourself, my lord. A compliment to your mannerisms, though I am sure when you oft meddle with nascent demons and the ilk of muddled blood it is better to take on an appearance more suitable for the modern age."

She chewed on her inner cheek after speaking, her predatory eyes glancing to offer the other demon sharing the room with them a cursory look. Respect was lacking for the third party, though it was fleeting as the more pressing matter rested directly across from her at the table. Her idle hand placed upon her lap slowly floated up and forward to gracefully take a cup of tea from atop the table, a swirling spiral of dark red viscera swirled at the center. Sickly sweet and metallic all the same was the aroma given off from the concoction, and it was brought to her cherry painted lips to sip slowly before setting it atop a porcelain dish silently.

"As the youth would say, my lord, let us not beat around the bush ... what is it that you are doing here? A number of your lessers caused quite the stir in my territory a short while ago, along with the slayers you know ... and lastly, I have the utmost confidence you are here to ask something of me. If that is the case, be aware that no matter your station, I am not in the business to make deals that aren't favorable to me and those I care for." The words held no violence, no ill-will. But they were sharp and pointed, like a blade held closely at her side yet to be drawn whilst having the utmost intention of unveiling this weapon at the drop of a hat. It was better to be guarded and prepared than to be unarmed and defenseless, especially in times like these.


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