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2 yrs ago
Current "When you have an unfair system the only thing you have to do in order for that system to be used against you, is to wait."
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2 yrs ago
Nothing ever ends poetically. It ends and we turn it into poetry. All of that blood was never once beautiful. It was just red.
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2 yrs ago
Oh sorry. I read the question wrong. 1's actually my social security number.
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2 yrs ago
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2 yrs ago
The phallic stimulation toy of consequence rarely arrives pre-lubricated.
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I have 3 mottos here in life, really.




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@Hillan
I thought he was too. OMG! He is Batman's son. And he's like a super great assassin you guys! And uhh... That's it...


"Son of batman with the daughter of his greatest enemy, that she had in secret then she trained him to be a super genius and a uber-lord-assassin, making him able to go toe to toe with people who have kicked Bruce's ass up and down the street. (Looking at you, Slade.) While only being ten years old."

Someone, please, no.

I actually like Damien. Lol. He's annoying but less so than Tim. Ugg. Tim.


You bitch. Tim is love, Tim is life. :((

But it's like, they took all of the on paper 'best' parts of the other three, and then fucked it up when they made Damian. I swear, I was sure he was a fanmade Mary-Sue character for the longest time.

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Damian. He's finally alone in Gotham like he's always dreamed.


Dear god no. Can't leave that little shit in charge of anything. Ugh.

Why does Damian even fight thugs? Couldn't he just speak two sentences and the thugs would just off themselves because of how obnoxiously annoying he is?

*Ducks again*

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Just three?
Barbara Gordon
Jason Todd
Harper Rowe
Timothy Drake
Stephanie Brown
Richard Grayson

And don't forget the two Kryptonians that can see through anything not lead lined.


Oh yeah, hey. I suck at counting, it seems.

Who's even protecting Gotham if all of the kids are here?!
@Weird Tales
True. But Jack likes to focus on more important things like stealing stuff. Wow Jack is not the brightest...


He's a fan of stealing? So he's right wing then!

*Ducks*

@HillanJust had to ruin my mental image didn't you. :(

He would have a stash somewhere in the buildings because I think Babs would get on his case if he came riding in with a beer bottle. If he was sober he wouldn't even show (I know I wouldn't).


Man, it'd suck to try and hide anything on campus with three Batfamily members AND The Question all working on the grounds.

Well, I could always try to pry Jason Todd outta Wraith. He'd be a trouble maker even as a professor. Especially now that the bar is nonalcoholic. The poor guy's gonna have to teach a bunch of kids SOBER. That's frightening.


Get real.

Jason would come in on his motorcycle with a bottle of Jack Daniels in his hand every morning to ever get through a whole day of teaching. If he's sober - he would be plotting how to murder everyone else already.

You gave me the idea so now I have to run with it. Sorry dude but Jack now has to try to make Julian have fun.


He's not above having some fun.

Provided fun means reading Voltaire and having a rowdy game of chess and maybe top it all off with a cheeky fencing-match.

I immediately regret everything.

Hmm need more options for Jack to have weird conversations.


Billionaire Playboy Maniac.. Clone isn't weird conversational options?

Almost offended.

@Hillan Darkseid > Lex Luthor.

Come at me bro.


I don't have to, Lexcorp atmospheric satellite weaponry are currently locked and loaded on your location.

Boomtube lasers from space, biatch.

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