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2 yrs ago
Current "When you have an unfair system the only thing you have to do in order for that system to be used against you, is to wait."
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2 yrs ago
Nothing ever ends poetically. It ends and we turn it into poetry. All of that blood was never once beautiful. It was just red.
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2 yrs ago
Oh sorry. I read the question wrong. 1's actually my social security number.
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2 yrs ago
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2 yrs ago
The phallic stimulation toy of consequence rarely arrives pre-lubricated.
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I have 3 mottos here in life, really.




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I have an exam next week so I'd like to prioritize the weekend to revising for that. I want to get another post up before then so I'll begin work on it tonight, although don't expect it until tomorrow or friday!


That's fine, I'll most likely get a post up before Friday as well, as I have plans that will most likely keep me preoccupied till Tuesday or so.
My sheet will be coming up in the next hour-ish.

Thing with Memes is that currently, they're counter-culture. Memes's our generations woodstock.

They're based on layers of so much irony, and I don't think anyone has made a genuine meme since Le Ragecomicman.
@Buddha I've been thinking about whether or not I wanna hop on this train, but I just wanna get a couple o' questions squared away.

1. Got any sort of idea what's going on in the Land of Iron? Are the samurai still around?
2. Would it be possible to play a samurai?


I have no authority, but having known.. Uh, Buddha for quite some time, I'd say go for it. Think you need make the Samurai into a shinobi, though.

I.E used to be a samurai, now a shinobi of Kumo.

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Right! And I'm realizing what I've just committed to by actually putting a post now I'm like tied to this little bastard.

.....dammit


... Kinky?

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Oh Hilly, you never fail to disappoint.

Wait, I mean you never disappoint, you failure.

Wait no, I mean you never disappoint.

wait, no--the first one was right.


And you too never, you!

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I suppose so.

I apologize for anyone who took offense. The statement was meant in jest.

Also, I posted. And she is brewed to perfection. #Sip

In case you are wondering, yes--it IS excruciatingly hard to realistically get into the mind of an innocent 15 year old boy.


I'm glad you didn't go anywhere less respectable with that one.

Like inside of a 15 year old boy.

I couldn't resist.
Oh this is going to be fun.


While it might be premature to assume, I'll go on a limb and say it.

"I fix."



| | ~ A Q U A T I C U S ~ | |


The Dynamic Duo - Part 2

NEW ATHENS | KIRBY RIVER

Sitting quietly in the back, AQUATICUS didn't flinch when the ship was about to crash. He knew the Ransom well enough to trust that it would not break - and he trust his captain. The aircraft was shaking and his faith in the old ship was briefly shook when a panel came loose, wiring falling out. "I Fix, No worry!" the Elemental assured, his hands shifting into semi-solid liquid, slipping into two rubber gloves and taking their form perfectly. While the alien wasn't intelligent he was good at following and remembering orders, and Slip had gone over the entire ship with him more than once.

With agile fingers like that of his smaller companion, he swiftly reattached the wires and put the panel back in it's place, only for two more panels to fall off due to the shaking. "I Fix!" the being said in a chipper tone, scoff escaped his mouth as he turned around to fix it the first panel popped back open. With a grunt, four arms spewed out of his back, grabbing a pair of gloves each and started organizing the wires and the parts that were showing. For a second the gravity stabilizer came lose and the two were put in near-zero gravity. "I Fix, No worry!" He yelled, again. before the big blue blob could plug the stabilizer back in and the floating wrench hit the floor.

The landing would be rough, but the duo would keep the ship in one piece while the A.I informed them that the ship was going down. "Radio Woman, shut up!" The giant yelled frustrated as he couldn't seem to get the blaster cap on the photon cannon, if he didn't and they crashed? Well, there'd be a nice old crater where the ship once used to be. With a heavy push he got the torpedo into place. A cheerful chuckle was had "I Fix!" only to notice a fire in the roof and the watery-smile on his face turned into a concentrated scowl, now a little annoyed. "No worry!" One of the arms he had created flew up into the roof and put it out. Luckily, the ship had been installed with anti-liquid filters, so the water wouldn't short circuit the entire thing.

Coming in for the bumpy landing, AQUATICUS was sent flying from the impact, hitting the windshield with a SPLAT as he liquefied and pooled over the control panel, under the pilot seat and reformed behind Slipstream. "Good Flying." He said with a slight grin painted on his flowing face.
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Post already you fool. We have buried treasure to find matey!


Oh yeah, we do!
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