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2 yrs ago
Current Someone out there vividly remembers something you said, which you have completely forgotten.
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4 yrs ago
They call it science "fiction" when there are currently more planets inhabited by robots than planets inhabited by humans.
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4 yrs ago
"Writing about magic is harder than writing about spies because you’re dealing with something that doesn’t really exist."
5 yrs ago
If you're ever lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. After a while, it won’t feel like you're alone anymore. Problem solved.
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5 yrs ago
“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.”
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HITMAN

"𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖, 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 𝚊 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎. 𝙰𝚗 𝚎𝚗𝚍. 𝚈𝚎𝚜... 𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚒𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎. 𝙸𝚗𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛, 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚟𝚎 𝚘𝚋𝚟𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚎. 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝. 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑."

Who I Am

Longtime RPer that has not RPed in a hot second. Pondering a return from a self-imposed exile.


Where I Am


Currently Running
Nothing at the moment, but maybe keep an eye out.

Currently Participating
n/a. Maybe it'll change? ;)

Honors

"He's a two-faced bastard of a GM."


"He's American. Enough said"


"He abuses us with lenny faces"

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"He hates the gays"


"Wait, since you're a hitman, can't you just scan the bar code on the back of your head and just bring your post back?"


"I have never met a more horrible, selfish, ungrateful human than Hitman. I wish I didn't have to live inside his body 24/7 for the rest of my pathetic, meaningless existence."

老吾老,以及人之老;幼吾幼,以及人之幼

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Is this based off a legit anime because I would totally watch it.

Either way, interested.



Long ago, on the place where Earth is now, there was nothing. Nothing. It was an empty void, swirling with nothingness. From that nothingness sprouted the Forces of the Universe, an omnipresent being that controlled everything. From these Forces came the first ever Partners-Life and Death. Life was a jubilant thing, a happy being who brought goodness to wherever she went. Death was the opposite- sulking, moody, with a short fuse. Still, the two loved each other, for one completed the other. They promised that until the end of everything, they would be with each other forever.

Soon, things changed. Life, while still loving Death with all her heart, found that her life was missing something. She created galaxies, stars, planets, and yet their beauty still did not satisfy her. She thought and thought, and then thought of something. She created humans, creatures to resemble her and Death. Not only were these humans just like them, they would also find their Partner- somebody created to be with them forever. Life found her new creations, the human race, to be fascinating- their flaws and strengths were so intruiguing. Death was fine with the humans, but secretly grew envious of Life's new attraction to these people.

Years upon years went by, humanity growing and spiraling with new innovations. A group of people formerly confined to small groups on the ground, to hunt with sticks and rocks, were now soaring through the sky in planes, staring down at the people in skyscrapers. Life could not resist her attraction to these people. Eventually, she spoke to Death and told him she wished that she could be with one of the humans. She would return to Death eventually, of course, but she wanted to really be with her creations. Years of suppressed jealousy and rage were released in this moment. Death accused Life of betraying their promise, on turning her back on him. Life stated that Death was being paranoid, and that their love still remained. She then turned to leave immediately.

Death's next move would change the universe forever. Blinded by fury, he raised his scythe and then brought the curved blade down into Life's back. Blood rained everywhere. When Death's eyes were finally re-opened and his temper cooled, he found Life, his one true love, dead.

Death was crushed by grief. Even the Harbringer of Demise could not bring Life back alone. The only thing he had ever truly cared about was taken by his hands. And as he thought, his mind darkened. It may have been his blade that sent Life's spirit to the Netherworld, but it was humanity that had torn his love away from him. He promised himself that Humanity would pay for Life's doom. He worked his magic on the humans, and chaos began to occur. Riots began to occur in even the most peaceful cities. Diseases that were thought dead emerged from the shadows. Skirmishes and fights began to occur. The world slowly began to fall apart. On top of that, Death, in order to simulate humanity tearing away Life from him, began to tear apart the human Partners. Any Partners that were together were split by Death, and he attempted to turn away any future pairings.

While the world seemed doomed, Life was not gone. Her spirit, in the Netherworld, would not take this. Death had gone too far. Yet her magic was severly limited without her physical body. Trapped there, she was able to do one thing with her limited powers- if two Partners were to ever meet, against all odds, they would each be given a piece of power- not the level of Life or Death, but still a piece of power. They would be opposite, like Life and Death, but complementary. There, they would be able to fight back against Death's anti-human ideals and bring back Life.

And so, Life gave each of these pairs a dream. A dream of her, telling them to meet her at the First Temple, in Lyra. Whether they believed or did not, there was no difference, for Life used her magic to force each of them to the Temple. And there, she would meet them.

Her limited form gave a prayer to the Forces of the Universe: that these new Partners would not end up like her and Death did- they would rise above, and that their two would become one.

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if you're like interested let me know kthx :) Or if you have questions too. That would be good.
Honestly, if you people are just going to be hostile there's no point in me being here.
Ey.

Sure. I'll bite.
Hey, I guess.

I'm [redacted]. I like long walks on the beach, moonroofs, and silenced weapons (though not all three at once.) I've been roleplaying I think for some time, but the LSD makes things blurry.

As you can tell by my username, I'm a fan of the Hitman franchise, but I like comic books, anime, and anything else that makes me look like a nerd.

I guess I'll try and integrate myself now or something.
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